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Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012
re: Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo (99 comments)

This has all been…enlightening. And hilarious. Mostly hilarious.

Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012
re: Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo (99 comments)

I’m not. And please do the following – take a shower, if you don’t have a job, get one and go outside and talk to a girl using manners your mom taught you. You then won’t have to be begging for naked pictures on a celebrity gossip site.

Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012
re: Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo (99 comments)

I think I do remember knowing that at some point. A few more weeks at the trainer and I may be ready for a “serious career change”.

Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012
re: Katie Holmes Left Tom Cruise Because Of Scientology? Noooooo (99 comments)

I would like to formally apply to be your proofreader. I have extensive experience in spelling and reading as well as drinking, profanity and unabashed judgement of others. On a related note, sometimes it takes me a long time to read these posts because I have to try and figure out what word is missing.

Posted on Jun 13th, 2012
re: Weight Watchers Is Going To Lose A Lot Of Money (72 comments)

Yes, cause everyone listens to doctors all the time. No one’s denying that it’s gross and I can’t imagine even being in the mood to but you’re not her. Maybe she’s a fast healer. Or maybe she’s lying. In any case, it’s not going to kill you. People do it.

Posted on Jun 13th, 2012
re: Weight Watchers Is Going To Lose A Lot Of Money (72 comments)

It’s not unhealthy to have sex right after giving birth!! Ever heard of Irish Twins? You’re most fertile during a short time right after. If she wants to be a perma-pregnoid, it’s smart to just keep getting busy after each one. Yes, I just called something she did “smart”. I will never forgive myself….