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Posted at 1:21pm
re: LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photos: Miami (1 comments)

She might be a crazy, home-wrecking whore, but I’d love to get in dat ass.

Posted at 1:11pm
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (26 comments)

So you’re saying I should marry Paris Hilton? On it.

Good for Cara. She can finally be the man in a relationship.

“Come on back to my room. I’ll peg you like I do Justin.”

Just do yourself a favour and stop talking, Farrah. You’ll be far better off.

Posted at 11:37am
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (26 comments)

You’re damn right. McFeely. There’s absolutely no benefit to getting married for a man. Never ever do it.

Posted at 11:33am
re: What's Up, Arianny Celeste? And Other News (6 comments)

She’s still a sexy little minx. I looked her up on Twitter.

Posted at 11:25am
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (26 comments)

I can’t say I’m surprised. Not many relationships can survive your sister attacking your husband in public and you not raising a finger to help him.

Posted at 11:23am
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (26 comments)

It’s cheaper to never get married in the first place.

Posted at 9:10am
re: Arianny Celeste Bikini Photos: Miami (3 comments)

There was a pornstar named Gauge that could have anal sex in a handstand position. God, I miss her.