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Posted on Jul 29th
re: Jenny McCarthy: SiriusXM (4 comments)

That was fucking creepy.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (14 comments)

I choose the Bunny Ranch.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: Beyonce's Moving Out (10 comments)

Fuck the both of them. They can disappear and I won’t even notice they were gone.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: Hilary Duff Getting A Bikini Rubdown, Anyone? (11 comments)

Wait a minute. You guys actually watched the video? Noobs. Never watch the videos.Stick to the pictures.

She looks great.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Cleavage in a Knit Romper (6 comments)

Good lord. Nobody in their 20s is supposed to look like that. Makeup is a magical thing.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (14 comments)

Fuck it. I’ll take the both of them.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: Stephen Colbert Destroyed Kim Kardashian's App (15 comments)

She is such a whore.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)

I guess making out with your sister isn’t illegal in Brazil. *books flight to Brazil*

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (10 comments)

Whoa. Eat something.