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Looks like she needs a porn star mentor to teach her how to wipe the cum off her chin. Might I suggest Taylor Rain?

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.24.13 (26 comments)

That’s not funny. Why is she laughing?

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.24.13 (14 comments)

If she were asian, I’d be into this pic.

Posted on Dec 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.18.12 (20 comments)

You go now! You be here FOUR HOURS! You so fat!?!? Why you no eat your vegetables!?!?!?

Posted on Dec 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.18.12 (10 comments)

I have this urge to insert my debit card into her chin and then remove it quickly.

Posted on Dec 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.18.12 (25 comments)

Octomom looks like she’s late for the latest round of collagen shots.

Posted on Oct 15th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12 (47 comments)

Those balloons are saying to each other: “Man, that motherfucker is ROUND!”

Posted on Oct 15th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12 (19 comments)

Nothing says “Fuck me in black and white” like a wall full of Cointreau.

Posted on Oct 15th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12 (34 comments)

The problem here is that, by definition, the face is involved in blowjobs. Bummer, because the left shoulder looks soft and inviting.

Posted on Oct 15th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.15.12 (23 comments)

Is he about to compete in the 400 meter stoned individual medley? He’s got a strong bongo kick, but I’ll still put my money on Phelps.