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Damn, being married to that could turn a man gay. Wait…………

You mean “Hey Simon Cowell, your moobs…”

“And, you know, the thing about a shark… she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin”.

Any of you homos call me Francis, and I’ll kill ya.

“if the glove gives you away, you must be gay!”

I’ve got her anti-aging cream right here……….

Admiral Ackbar salutes you.

At least she got a nice tan during her vacation.

She must have paid only 20% of the usual appearance charge.

Move:
Crouching Testosterone, Hidden Package.