re: “I came here to suck cock and smoke cigarettes. And this is my last cigarette.” (4 comments)
Now that made me laugh.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.9.14 (14 comments)
They bandaged the wrong body part – I can still see her face.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.2.14 (17 comments)
Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?
re: “Give me your gerbils, your hamsters, your unwanted rodents, yearning to crawl inside a rubber hose…” (2 comments)
Might be an urban legend, but it’s a funny one.
re: ‘I was about to say, ‘Look at what a greasy slut Kate Gosselin turned into.’
Eh, I’m still going to say that.’ (3 comments)
Honestly thought it was Dina Lohan.
re: ‘Not pictured: Woody Allen.’ (2 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.7.14 (22 comments)
I’m torn – I can’t decide which one I want to punch in the face first.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.21.14 (9 comments)
Awesome – and if you remember that song, you’re a geezer like me.
re: "Stay away from pussy, unless you want a tumor right here." (1 comments)
Now that made me laugh. Thanks.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (20 comments)
If I was the male equivalent of her beauty, I’d make Anthony Weiner look like a shy schoolboy.