re: ‘I was about to say, ‘Look at what a greasy slut Kate Gosselin turned into.’
Eh, I’m still going to say that.’ (3 comments)
Honestly thought it was Dina Lohan.
re: ‘Not pictured: Woody Allen.’ (2 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.7.14 (22 comments)
I’m torn – I can’t decide which one I want to punch in the face first.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.21.14 (9 comments)
Awesome – and if you remember that song, you’re a geezer like me.
re: "Stay away from pussy, unless you want a tumor right here." (1 comments)
Now that made me laugh. Thanks.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (20 comments)
If I was the male equivalent of her beauty, I’d make Anthony Weiner look like a shy schoolboy.
re: 'And the idea was, the Kardashian goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the Kardashian would go away. Sometimes she wouldn't go away. Sometimes that Kardashian, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a Kardashian, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she snares ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and your bank account turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.' (6 comments)
This should have ended this edition. Well played.
re: “Bless you, my son. Come back in about six years and I’ll touch you in many ways.” (2 comments)
Dude, that’s just not right…… but I did snicker, is that purgatory or straight to Hell?
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.16.13 (25 comments)
Well played. And doesn’t he look enthused to be sharing the stage with Dr. McCarthy.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.21.13 (35 comments)
Luckily there will be no Earvin Johnson IV.