It’s a documented fact that I want the entire cast of The Hills to get West Nile Virus in the face. That said, when one of them, in this case Audrina Patridge, slaps on a bikini I’m compelled by my dedication to science to post the above pics. Here she is on the set of her first film Into the Blue 2: Now With More Bikini!. After the film’s smashing straight to video success, you can look forward to seeing her next movie Jugsalonia: Starring Audrina, That Other Chick from The Hills with Fake Tits. Yeah, With the Wonk-Eye. God, I love cinema.
Photos: Splash News
shes hot as hell. love the smile, doll baby face, and bangin body with tan.
every girl is ugly,
i suck big cocks and eat assholes.
i have never touched a woman
i am so fucking gay
all women are ugly
She has the gift of gash.
I’ll take a large majora with a small side of minora.
And no, don’t supersize it.
she is nice. green bikini looks good at her.
Dear ladies,
Implants, a belly piercing, an expensive weave, being on a reality program and proof of ownership of a bikini does not automatically make you attractive, nor does it entitle you to punish the rest of us by wearing it. Please stop. Even if you have killer (read: liposucked) abs, the rest of your fucked up figure is welcome to stay hidden under figure flattering jeans and tops. Many thanks.
With love,
Men sick of chicks with funky faces and bad bodies
and i thought i was the only one that was able to read her lips…jesus h and mary…ick…when did camel toe become acceptable??
Camel toe.
24-
All valid points. But for me personally, I can live with the retard eyes. In fact, if Corky had her tits, I’d fuck him smart.
Who is going to make eye contact anyway? Eye contact leads to conversation and that is the lead pipe to Dr Drill and Fill’s knee.
Who cares what her face looks like! You guys are all full of shit if you didn’t say that you’d eat that shaved sniz of a mound like it was your last dinner on death row!!
She’s in fantastic shape! Who the hell is she?
After loking at the pictures …she does have an ugly face.
After loking at the pictures again…she does have an ugly face.
After loking at the pictures again…she does have an ugly face.
FAKE BOOBS!
when did she get a boob job?
look how her boobs looked like before the implants: http://i32.tinypic.com/5l52ps.jpg
her new boobs are definitely way better than her face though. her previous ones, I don’t know what what worse, than completely non-pretty average face but so wannabe pretty, or those flat saggy boobs.
FAKE BOOBS!
when did she get a boob job?
look how her boobs looked like before the implants: http://i32.tinypic.com/5l52ps.jpg
her new boobs are definitely way better than her face though. her previous ones, I don’t know what was worse, that completely non-pretty average but oh so desperately wannabe pretty face, or those flat saggy boobs.
She is fucking UGLY. Good for her she’s got IMPLANTS, otherwise no one would look at her, so she must make sure her fake boobs are always on display if she wants to get some attention or some guy interested.
If you put a paper bag on her head… nice fake boobs, but that face is hideous.
FAKE BOOBS, FLAT ASS.
She can get as many boob jobs as she wants to fix that ugly saggy flat rack she used to have, but there’s no fix for that flat pancake ass and that ugly face.
Her flat cellulite dimpled ass is quite revolting, and so is her ugly ass face.
Her fake boobs look nice though, that’s the only thing this ugly broad has got going for herslef.
And BTW #2, are you fucking kidding me? how jealous of Kim Kardashian are you? is your man a fan of hers? don’t feel so terrible about it, it’s a normal thing, it’s fucking Kim Kardashian, one of the hottest women alive! This ugly broad would kill to have any of Kim Kardashian’s body parts, including her face, ass tits, legs or anything. Hell, Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest women on Earth, this ugly broad is just plain ol’ ugly.
Look how delicious Kim Kardashian looks in a bikini: http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3586/leb0c0bbfd360f446f6877agw8.jpg
Yep, that’s a hot body, that’s a gorgeous face, that’s a jaw-dropping-shock hot chick, not an ugly broad like this one. Kim Kardashian’s boobs may be fake, but so are Audrina’s, yet look at the rest of Kim Kardashian (heavenly goodness hotness) and look at the rest of Audrina (revolting ugliness and flat cellulite dimpled ass ugliness).
She has the body of a horse.
That is not a compliment.
=)
She has the body of a horse.
That is not a compliment.
=)
I guess I finally know she has fake breasts, thank god because she couldn’t have been made that perfect. Anyway her vagina looks bigger than her ass, not good! She’s still a cutie.
By the way, the racial comments are retarded. Quit that shit.
She’s alreday done nude pics. Just to a p2p search on her last name. They are definitely her, but probably pre-hugening of her bumpers. Is that a word? huegening? I guess it is now.
Her toe is awesome. For those of you that thinks that toe resembles “looseness”, you haven’t been with many women.
so cute
Bad eyes and a thick stocky body.
I would honestly say she has one of the most well toned bodies I have seen fake boobs or not. The only complaint is the face. maybe she can star in buttaface movies and make that as a career. paste a diffrent face like kate bosworth and id watch any movie she plays in
Nice body and nice fake boobs sure, but what’s up with that “no one’s at home” glare and those piano keys for teeth that she could chew corn through a razor wire fence?
danmb she is sexy il fuck her again she got one of those wet pussys its tight ass hell nd when u fuck her she moans so laod then she will scream nd her ass is so nice nd when u biyy fuck she loves it then suck on her nipples