Audrina Patridge’s In A Bikini And Other News

May 14th, 2012 // 23 Comments

- Breasts that don’t have a giant gap between them. [theCHIVE]

- Lisa Marie Presley quit Scientology, so hopefully this means more John Travolta trapping masseurs in a naked labyrinth stories. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez let her driver show his face on American Idol. [Lainey Gossip]

- We now live in a world without new episodes of CSI: Miami. Let’s watch David Caruso put his sunglasses on… one last time. HYEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!! [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounous shows off her DWTS bruises in a short dress. You’re welcome. [Popoholic]

- Who is Dominique Storelli? It’s a mystery wrapped in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Hudson‘s family finally get some justice after three years. [TooFab]

- Imogen Thomas apparently has body parts below her huge breasts. I had no idea. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- How the hell is Rob Kardashian getting laid so much? [Starpulse]

- The Avengers made a billion dollars already, so I hope you like superhero movies because that’s all you’re getting. [FilmDrunk]

- Summer Athletes in Their Bikinis [Bleacher Report]

- Lady GaGa pretended to be engaged because she’s Miley Cyrus now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. frowny

    - Summer Athletes in Their Bikinis [Bleacher Report] is just horatio again. i want sporty ladies in swimwear

    • Lemmiwinks

      Yeah, that bait and switch was a cruel joke, not that Caruso doesn’t look terrific in a two-piece. It’s Monday, the lads are probably too busy mopping up lube to get their links right.

  2. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    “Purple penis cake? Happy birthday to me!”

  3. Her tits are a mile apart. You could park a bus the long way between those things.

    jquery’s still not a function though. Ugh.

  4. cc

    What’s the name for the intermediate step between ‘hasbeen’ and ‘dead’?

  5. That Bastard Tony

    I still want to taste her. My apologies if it is too early for that.

    As for Maria Menounous, she needs to quit fronting. By “DWTS bruises”, she really means “I let my guy have a little too much freedom with my ass last night and this happened bruises”. Ain’t nothing wrong with a woman that appreciates rough sex.

  6. extra_m13

    good looking i guess … but not precisly exciting to be with if you ask me

  7. I remember the day when girls like her were where they belonged, behind the counter at Dairy Queen.

  8. Frank Burns

    Always enjoy seeing Audrina in a bikini, but I bemoan the lack of ass shots in the collection.

  9. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    her belly looks distended like a starving african.

  10. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    Love her tummy.

  11. skunk

    i’d piss it

  12. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    I’m sorry but every time I see pictures of this girl, I always think “retard,” a hot retard of course but retard…

  13. Kodos

    who is this whore again?

  14. Oogidyboogidy

    Quits the cult of Elron? No one does that and lives, or at least gets away without major character assassination. Holy cripes, check out the song she wrote…High Lord Captain Cruise is going to pay her a -personal- visit. I’m sure in a few weeks we’ll hear how Lisa Marie “resigned” from her music career, anonymously through some Scientology scumbag (just like Isaac Hays). Somewhere, her daddy is smiling though (since Elvis himself referred to them as a “goddamn cult after my money.”) I still wonder how much of Graceland’s money is funnelled to The Cult of Elron since Lisa’s mommy is still a cultist.

  15. Outspoken

    This is the most beautiful woman in America!!!

  16. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    Love her foot

  17. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    Jerking off in 3…2… oh, damn!

  18. Alex

    What’s she looking at?

  19. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    Looks likes somebody’s got a lovely case of capsular contracture. She should probably get those redone removed. However, removing them would also eliminate the two reasons she’s still even talked about. Tough choice, ceiling eyes… tough choice.

  20. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    bitch got court-vision like tracy mcgrady. @HERE’S_LOOKIN_AT_U

  21. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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    Notice how they haven’t shifted position from the previous picture.

  22. Audrina Patridge Bikini Wet Republic
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