When properly clothed and supported.
Here’s Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without calling a cab. It’s like the exact opposite of all that fan-fiction I wrote:
“As I caressed Audrina Patridge’s ample love melon on LC’s couch, I quickly realized the distance between the two was far greater than I calculated. But the L Train doesn’t run for another hour. Damn!
With necessity being the mother of invention, I summoned Battle-Cat from He-Man. This would be our longest journey yet, except, never mind, I’ve reached completion. Cancel that order.
She saunters to the kitchen for the adding of meat to bread while telling me how any woman who requires more than 15 seconds is a Godless Jezebel and devourer of children which she then says she’s incapable of having. I immediately tell Spencer to shut off the camera. I’m aroused again, but this time it’s not for MTV. No, no. This one’s for the DVD.
“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News, WENN
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She looks Great! One of the best bodies in the world!
Yeah except her tits are Tupperware! Other than that she’s hotter than habanero peppers.
Do you want to experience i-nterracial da-ting? I met my black guy on
{—–W W W.b l a c k w h i t e m i n g l e -℃0 M——}.
It is an interracial dating site for s-exy singles of all races.
there has been thousands of single members online and many black and white single girls or guys waitting for you maybe you will like it.
i want fake tits. shut up.
NOT the plastic hard ball shit on the chest …just normal, soft looking implants. Which YES is possible all of you future wannabe playmates…and/orold playmates that wish to regret their surgeries!!
woudnt you rather nie real titties then fake humungo titties???
All Tits like this are real, real nice!
first
FUCK
Sorry allie. lol
It’s a shame about the bra.
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nvm, had a visitor…
What is nvm?
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. THE INTERNETS IS AMERICA. SPEAK ENGLISH OR GTFO.
irrig f’hallak = my dick is in your lungs
why dont you speak cherokee, assmunch
C’mon dude relax, the internets is America.
Trolling is success.
the internets is world wide. english is not american its germanic
No, English is AMERICAN, and the internet is AMERICAN.
Tits are also, that’s right, AMERICAN.
AIDS is American too, isn’t it?
Seriously, Jester, you need to take a pill or get yourself a drink pronto (that would be quick in English). If you haven’t figured it out, it’s simply a creative way to say first with each new story. Get over it. Oh, and by the way, if you’re so concerned about being American, then stop being so fucking lazy and actually type shit out, rather than abbreviating, dipshit. So, maybe you should GET THE FUCK OUT. Cheers! :)
Cheers are AMERICAN.
Cheers was actually a very funny television show starring Ted Danson. It ran from 1982-1993. In your face! lol
Thanks snarky. Some people just don’t get it. lol
Jester, you should consider learning English before you attempt to order other people to speak it.
First of all: all caps is a NONO. It is rude and irritating to the eyes.
Secondly, “the Internet” is considered to be one entity. Additionally, it is not also “America” – or American as I presume that your were attempting to convey with that mongolid statement. The internet happens to be a world-wide interface in which people transmit data back and forth in order to communicate and relay information. Its kinda like that string and can you use to call your cousin to the “humpin bed” before she starts her period in hopes of impregnating her and keeping the family line “pure”.
Third, GTFO, is not a word. Its just not. It has absolutely NO meaning whatsoever.
Finally, dudeatdudedotdude and ugottabekidding are enjoying a friendly game of “First” by emplying the usage of foreign languages.
Meh, you guys merely state the obvious. As I said earlier, I’m trolling. You people make it so utterly easy it’s not fun. Obviously the internet isn’t American. Man, trolling used to be fun.
and employing them too ;D
Jester if you want fun trolling do consider busting on sean. Something like “christianity is the devil”, “gibson is a tool of satan”.. you know where i’m going with it..
Seems I was pretty successful with how long I got it. (That’s what she said, yeah yeah.)
It’s mongoloid.
lol @ all the morons that took this seriously.
lol @ drew, just because his name is drew. lol
lol at Cock Dr, just cos someone would name their child after a bird
zipper is open. bet she doesn’t wear undies.
zipper’s open. no panties for her….
What’s up with side/armpit boob? Looks kinda weird to me.
Looks good to me.
I’ll look away when her eyes point in the same direction as her nipples.
The SW writer makes about as much sense as the orientation of these breasts.
Best guess is that it seems to be about premature ejaculation while climbing all over one or the other of her hooters. With this current configuration you have to choose one…you can’t have both. Sorry about that; talk to her Dr if you have complaints.
Audrina marry me.
Yes they do!!
34Ds with an 18″ waist. gotta love it.
Yes they do!!
Who?
Mr Poster:
Get a sub-domain for this chick, will ya? Not everyone thinks she’s the hottest chick out there and it wastes my scrolling time.
“you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without calling a cab.”
I’d like to try :-)
here’s a few pairs that might actually require that cab: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8-HbdEZuPI
I’d hit it
That’s some amazing fanfic right there. Have you considered writing a novel?
i’m not a hills guy. i’ve never watched the show. this chick is unbelievable hot though.
I like sex with 12 year old boys.
Good as money can buy. Check out her jacked up boobs on awfulplasticsurgery.com
She can also use her mouth as a can opener.
I’d hit it. If you know what I mean …. ;>)
As someone who reads fanfiction and understands the ridiculous size of this girl’s implants, I just want to thank you fish for making me laugh on both fronts.
she has an amazing mouth…and everything else about her too
nom nom nom
yep, THEY’RE LOOKING MORE “SAD” EVERY DAY.
WAY too skinny…. No hips, no ass…. wow…
is it wrong for me to think how much i think this chick is stupid, yet how much i want to bang her brains out?
Her boobs only look good with a shirt over them. In a bikini you can see the implant and dents, pretty nasty looking.
She looks stupid as fuck, but for some reason I really want to fuck her hard.