Audrina Patridge in a Bikini and Other News

April 1st, 2011 // 71 Comments

RELEASE THE WONKEN!!

- Kourtney is the only Kardashian that feels weird getting paid for sex. [Popeater]

- Adam Lambert ruined Lady Gaga‘s birthday party. [Dlisted]

- Grey’s Anatomy basically turned Sophie’s Choice into the musical it always should have been. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Upton is somehow selling purses here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- On the downside, she is probably banging Kanye West. [IDLYITW]

- Kevin Smith is about to start tweeting about the prejudices of Lazy Boy. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Tiger Woods will only diddle porn stars by land and air now. [Celebslam]

- Rachel Bilson in ice cream ads where ice cream is absolutely nowhere near her. “Eww, calories.” [Popoholic]

- Liam Hemsworth is banging Miley Cyrus again. [Too Fab]

- Kate Bosworth might star in a remake of Total Recall. [Just Jared]

- Don’t play with your food. [theCHIVE]

- Google’s not at all hilarious April Fool’s Day gags. (I’ll be good.) [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Could I just marry her breasts? Or would that be polygamy?

  2. Jon Hex

    Kate Bosworth in Total Recall? Who’s she playing, the chick with three foreheads?

  3. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Go rough young man
    Commented on this photo:

    That beefy chick seems fun. Id let her give me a figure four leg lock. Doctors, might have to amputated afterward but hey, what the hell you only live once…

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    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    why does her ass have so many lines on it???

  5. Anonamousness

    looks like her ass was pushed in and her boobs popped out.

  6. Who’s the tubby gymnast? Wingman, take care of her.

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    K
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s dumb as a box of rocks, but as a heterosexual male, I’d bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.

  8. Orenthal James

    Ewwww It just looks like fake boobs on a 12 year old.

  9. Deacon Jones

    The girl in Pic #2 will be the standard position I’ll expect my future secretary to assume on my desk when the clock hit 5:01 PM.

    • Deacon Jones

      Check that, pic 4

      • perez

        [with flamer inflection] Haaaayyyy…i’ll be your secretary, big boy! And I won’t make you wait till after hours. It’ll be a good warmup before we hit surrounding rest areas!

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    Nadia
    Commented on this photo:

    Dina??????

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    Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    Lauren Conrad does backflips? I’m imressed too.

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    That Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    What..
    I have no idea what the hell is going on here.

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    That Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

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    wishbone
    Commented on this photo:

    cankles

  15. Steve

    Top Tall. Chick is Top Tall. Her upper body is longer than her legs. Put some Stacey Kiebler legs on her and she’d be hot.

  16. Just once in my life, I want to tap a Barbie doll like that.

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    HateYerFace
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this skin make me look fat?

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    mememe
    Commented on this photo:

    Perform for me monkey!

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    Jokerball
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at those cankles on the chick in the red.

  20. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, that is SO the super power I want…

  21. She’s doing a good job of hiding those horrible abortions of boobs…maybe she’s learned shame.

  22. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Lindsay's lawyer
    Commented on this photo:

    You say I look like a douchebag? I’ll strangle you, bitch!

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    Captain Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s where babies come from

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    Dtownzfinest
    Commented on this photo:

    Tired of these little white girls suffering from no-ass-at-all. Booooooring!

  25. T1

    the *woman* has a nice figure …though i wouldn’t be surprised that they’re implants too.

  26. Myclamisaninnie

    Her hair look sway better darker, on her. Also, her short midget legs freak me out, other than that and her hard tits, she is gorgeous.

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    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Cunt cleavage. Nice.

  28. ohlawd

    Has she lost weight? What happened to her ass? Did she ever have an ass?

  29. Georgie

    Everything except for the legs and silicone bags is real nice. The legs are too short and those are serious cankles. The calf and ankle are the same size. I wonder if there is procedure to lose the cankles.

    • Mila Kunis

      There is actually. I’ve read about it. Sad shit. I am so grateful to have tiny ankles and long legs.

  30. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Pooh Bear
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry Audrina, that lividity will go away once you raise from the dead.

  31. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Pooh Bear
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you mean my bikini doesn’t match and neither do my boobs?

  32. Kevin Federline

    Wow, I didn’t know Britney could do backflips.

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    Bojangles
    Commented on this photo:

    *fart*

  34. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Worst cannonball dive ever.

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    udi
    Commented on this photo:

    Goddamn, those are some cankles.

  36. sunnyroberto

    Actually, I’d rather do the chunky babe in shots 17 and 18.

  37. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    36-COLE SEELY
    Commented on this photo:

    Chick in red looks great.

  38. happy new years

    so she has on a full face of makeup. At the beach. Is that all these people do? Call the paparazzi or go somewhere they know they will be photographed? wow way to live.

  39. the one

    …………..she looks pretty skinny to me.
    THIS IS GETTING SCARY!!

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    Tiff
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I’ll leave the acrobatics to you, my plastic surgeon said you shouldn’t do strenous physical exercises right after the procedure..’

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    Ryan the Canadian
    Commented on this photo:

    Very Bipedal

  42. Ryan the Canadian

    There is zero wrong with her. A little bit of silicone (or a lot) makes no difference. I have always found her attractive….except in those topless pics she did where she looks really young. She should have left her breasts alone but that seems to be impossible these days.

  43. k

    Who is the fat munter in the red bikini? lookslike Kelly Clarkson

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    spennybig
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like watching a yappy little dog doing backflips, no man cares when the owner is thet ridiculously hot…..

  45. anonym

    fake tits and a horse face.

    nice

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    mmagrl
    Commented on this photo:

    No ass…fake boobs…and wearing make-up on the beach. Ridiculous.

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    Andrew
    Commented on this photo:

    The chick in red looks like someone overinflasted Audrina a bit. Gotta take a little air outa her. Eitherr that or she just ate Wonka’s blueberry pie gum.

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    Brad Hallston
    Commented on this photo:

    Even though this chick is so dumb that she makes the girls of Jersey Shore appear like some bizarre Vulcan-nuclear physicist-rocket scientist hybrid, I still want to fuck the living shit out of her. [fin]

  49. Audrina Patridge Bikini
    ( . Y . )
    Commented on this photo:

    NICE ASS TITTIES YEAH!

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