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what a hideous chest
both of them got ugly boobs. they look alike.. are they sisters?
yeah, those implants look horrible on such bony chests…..bad decision, ladies.
But at least a great laugh for us =)
Oh glorious wonk, how I have missed you.
I am so happy i never got a boob job, ill stick with my b cup. fake boobs look UGLY!
Fake boobs don’t always have to be the gargantuan excess you see in the media. If the doctor is good, they can be done exceptionally well and in some cases, look quite natural. My girlfriend got a very, very minor boob job after losing a ton of weight, which seemed to all come out of her right breasts, and she couldn’t be happier with herself (she’s only a B cup, after the surgery). Sure, they’re a little firm :P but they look great and most importantly she’s finally happy with body.
That said, b-cups are a great size. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently.
B- cups are great, you’re lucky.
B’s are okay, D’s are better.
Okay, have fun choosing between the 2-3 men who might be interested in you, vs. the 200-300 who would be interested if you we size D.
the best boobs are the ones you can touch…so a B in the hand is worth a D in the bush. But personally I think about a C+ is perfect. It was good enough for my GPA, it’s good enough for boobies.
It’s been said the perfect size breast is one that fits neatly in a brandy snifter. I imagine that a C cup.
Boobs have to be proportionate to the rest of the body.
Even A-cups are great on a thin body and they don’t get saggy like natural B/C/D-cups.
Hey Drew, where did you find a girl with two right breasts?
McFeely I felt compelled to read your comment to the rest of the office (while on our coffee break of course ; )… effing hilarious comment!
I love my B-cups too, they’re the perfect size!
please send photos
Fake boobs like hers look ugly. Fake boobs that are intended to fix dissymmetry or oddly shaped breasts or breasts that need to be reconstructed after cancer treatment can look quite nice and natural. If the boob job is well done, people don’t even notice.
“Ha ha ha! Can you beleive some people will think these pictures aren’t a set-up? Ha! ha!”
She looks like she’s developed an eating disorder. She’s a bag of bones now. Just look at her legs. She used to be toned and thin but not emaciated.
Good ol’ Wonk-Boobs!
PS Glad to see Eeyore was able to make friends with Wonky
looks much better with a tan…also hid the wonk-chest better!
Ms. Bynes has quite the rack.
BREAST REDUCTION?
She’s one depraved porno away from me becoming a big fan.
With “breasts” like that she’s got nothing to laugh a-bout!
Was that a Faces/the Rod reference? If so, I love you.
Thank you for getting it.
Is that her sister, also anorexia is cool.
“anorexier is anorsexier”
Nice refund gap.
Baby got sternum!
LMAO–WINNING!
Why’d she downgrade those titties? Terrible decision.
hah, funny thing was I saw the boobs before I saw the face or headline, and still knew it was old wonk boobs herself.
Plastic surgeons should just name this after her. “Do you want the implants to look normal, or do you want the Audrina-gap?”
Is it bad that the only way i was able to figure out which one was Adriana was from the abyss between her breasts?
Her trademark has become her trademark, just like Lisa Rinna became known for her freakishly botched lip enhancement surgery. At least Lisa got them kind of fixed.
The funbags on the right are at least ten years younger than the funbags on the left.
Also, since when has the Next Karate Kid’s rack been that large.
What I don’t get is what it is about breast implants that makes chicks suddenly immune to being self-conscious about physical flaws. I assume they GOT the implants because they were self-conscious about small boobs…so they get ones that look HORRIBLE…but instead of being shy about how horrible they look, they put them on display like they’re proud of them.
If Audrina naturally had boobs that looked like this, she’d be wanting surgery to make them look normal (and probably bigger…because she’s just like that)
I can totally see her being all catty and “eww, gross…put that shit away” to her well-endowed sisters whenever they’d have the cleavage rockin’ – and now she’s got hers, so it’s “hello, world! Look at me – I was soooo cute before, well NOW I have boobs too!!! Look at me!!!”
Too bad: FAIL. They’re hideous, and your torso looks like one that greeted Allied liberators as they swung open the gates of Auschwitz.
It’s funny, if you glance read it “allied liberators” looks like “alligators”, which made the Auschwitz reference very confusing.
Alligators? Everybody knows shitler used crocodiles at the concentration camps.
she really looks pretty in this shot
So who is the chick in black?
“Kirstie Alley is looking radiant”
I AGREE!
Then Moses stretched out his hand over the bikini top, and all that night the Plastic Surgeons drove the titties back with a strong east wind and turned it into wonky land. The titties were divided and the Israelites landed a commercial airliner between them, with a wall of silicone on their right and on their left.
LMAO
It’s like the plastic surgeon molded a dick canal in the gap between her boobs.
What I want to know is when did Audrina Partridge “IN” a bikini become newsworthy! Now, if she were “OUT” of the bikini, IT would be news!
Recently, some stupid hollywood poll voter her “Hollywood Star with the best body”. Wrong on 2 counts; this chick isn’t even a starlet, and her fake tits are universally acknowledged as being the WORST tit job in all of Hollywood. They’re not even close to being realistic; looks like someone bolted on some saggy grapefruits to her chest. Just nasty…
Heh, Audrina and her weird fake boobs. If women want to get fake boobs, then hey, whatever… but ladies, if you have no fat on your bodies, C and D cups are going to look horrible. Keep those puppies proportionate to the rest of your bod.
cleavage = makes me wanna cry
audrina isn’t slim any longer.
……………KILLING SKINNY!!
(and she was so nice)
wow. she and her mom look so similar
I don’t blame you, Justin Bobby. Not even her breasts wanna stay together.
Must be describing the boobs she’s gonna implant as her 15 minutes of fame nears its conclusion.
So, who are these average looking girls and why should I care?
Which one is she again?
I never realized what a nice rack Hilary Swank has.
Hilary Swank has likely had an augmentation. If you look at pictures of her in her pre-Boys Don’t Cry days, her teeny tatas rival Kiera Knightley’s (not that there’s anything wrong with danty dumplings). Her nips also point up at the “ideal” 45 degree angle, which few women have naturally.
The difference is that if Hilary had an augmentation, it was very, very well done. Audrine should have used Hilary’s surgeon.
I had no idea Audrina and Hilary Swank were BFFs.
Why is there two horses in bikinis?
Pity. Not at all giddy about the gap-ity in this titty committee
Someone get this bish a burger,