“Guess what I’m not eating a single bite of. Whee!”
Here’s Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas, and does she honestly serve any other function besides standing around in a bikini, or is that way too existential a question for this post? Because I can ask more appropriate ones like, what does the cow say? Or how many fingers am I holding up? Although that last one’s kind of offensive considering Audrina can’t stare at less than two places at once. “So, wait, is your hand by the pool or the tennis court? And if it’s directly in front of my face, you’re a dick.”
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
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you can see her ceiling eyes through her glasses haha
Hot
Not
She needs to get that botched boob job fixed. Plus her teeth are a bit big and she has a very thing upper lip. Other than that…
what an empty, bullshit life
Her chest is disgusting . I can’t understand how this F-lister is paid to show up at places .
Saying that Audrina Patridge had a bikini party is redundant. Audrina Patridge IS a bikini party.
Notwithstanding her breast implants, she is one hot babe. Yummy…
Ditto.
Inflatable tits have deflated.
It must be great to be so hot and too vapid to truly appreciate how great you have it. Look at the big dumb “Yay for me!” look on her face. Anyone with an ounce of humility couldn’t bare the ridiculousness of such self worship. In most photos I’ve seen of her she has this uber fake “OMG, r u serious? That’s cool!” look of surprise that is so standard when conversing with you’re typical stuck up high school cheerleader/homecoming air head beauty queen type. You could be telling them anything from how you cleaned rain gutters all weekend long to how you sodomized your cat while while pretending it was her and you’d get the same automated response. I guess somebody has to be around to have bikini parties though. Good for her!
It must be great to be so hot and too vapid to truly appreciate how great you have it. Look at the big dumb “Yay for me!” look on her face. Anyone with an ounce of humility couldn’t bare the ridiculousness of such self worship. In most photos I’ve seen of her she has this uber fake “OMG, r u serious? That’s cool!” look of surprise that is so standard when conversing with you’re typical stuck up high school cheerleader/homecoming air head beauty queen type. You could be telling them anything from how you cleaned rain gutters all weekend long to how you s0d0mized your cat while while pretending it was her and you’d get the same automated response. I guess somebody has to be around to have bikini parties though. Good for her!
I wouldn’t pay Moving In Stereo for her as she exited any pool.
*play
whats going on with her vag side folds…ew
check out the blonde Kim in the background
this is a “Practise” for the opening of “Nikki Beach” next week?
Yeah, but WHAT A RACK!
Face of a 26 year old, chest of a 52 year old
Sunshades are her friend.
She should have her boobs re-done. It’s just ridiculous.
Girl needs to eat something. She’s too young to have gaping crevices & bones sticking out of her neck & chest.
She’s a giant chicken I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!!!! She wear a disguise to look like human guys, but she’s not human, she’s a chicken boo.
is it me, or her boobs is shrink down… O.o much smaller here
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She’s got the cleavage of a 50 year old Long Island divorcee.
It’s kind of funny that the MGM is shaped like her tits.
HAHAHAAHAH!!!
35 pics and not one ass shot?
She has very flat ass so well played audrina.
What the fuck happened to your tits, did you take them out, you dumb bitch?
calm down
lmao, comment of the month
Boy if doing stupid shit like this doesn’t scream “love me daddy love me”.
i don’t understand what’s going on in the cleavage area
since when does a boob have a double chin?
No ass shot? FAIL!
Quit pointing that thing at the camera; we need you to use it to refill her breasts.
Does her right tit have its own clit?
Yawn.
It’s amazing that they wear the same size bikinis.
It’s like she told her cosmetic surgeon “I want TWICE as much cleavage”, and he totally misunderstood her.
Her big toes look like sausages. Nice deflated chesticles.
Is She orange to Match with the Deco??
She’d better rub some mink oil on that tanned leather to keep it soft or she’s about 5 years away from turning into a saddle bag.
yeahhhhhh…. that’s a spray tan.
her boobs look broken
pretty much
I like how one boob produces two cleav–
*reads every other post*
God dammit.
In the near future she is going to look like that over tanned, old woman in There’s Something About Mary.
The day she starts trying to serve other functions besides filling a swimsuit is the day I turn on her.
Think about it….Do you really want her to start talking politics, pushing Scientology, pretending she’s saving Hati, adopting African kids, and all that other shit? I, for one, am 100% in favor of her just standing around in a bikini.
Much better.
Gorgeous
Fit as fuck
as if anybody commenting rocks a better bod. your envy is showing
Is it just me or is there something very wrong with these photo’s – the flames from the firework she is holding are behind the cake decorations, even though the shadow on the cakes shows she is in front of it… weird, have these been doctored to hell? Maybe this is actually Bin Laden throwing a bikini party?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR WONK TITS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
it seems wonk boobs richard and wellington were invited
this is the best picture of her from this set.
you can’t quite see her face clearly, so you can almost fool yourself into thinking it’s someone else.
She was later rushed to hospital after attempting to “eat the pretty sparkles”.
On the bright side, her abs do look like those of a fit and healthy 40 year old.
Can this b1tch ever learn how to look straight at the camera? She always looks like she has an extra chromosome..
now with 26% more hard wonk!!!
if u cover the face, its tara reid….rippply stomach, wonk tits and alll rock hard body, her bod is literally hard looking, like penis shattering hard, if u tried to titty f*ck her, itd b like one of those crash test videos…crash bang smash! wonk mad…WONK SMASH