Aubrey O’Day’s Still Wearing Horrible Fitting Bikinis And Other News

July 11th, 2012 // 67 Comments

- Martha Stewart learned a lot from her time in prison. Namely asserting yourself as the Alpha Male. (No exaggeration, you will read nothing better than this all day.) [Dlisted]

- I call this one “Ode to Michael Bay.” [theCHIVE]

- Apparently Jessica Biel hates her engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip]

- The 27 Best “Breaking Bad” Memes [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Beckinsale does Maxim. [Popoholic]

- Arianny Celeste poses for Inside Fitness. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Channing Tatum will do Fifty Shades of Grey one one condition. [TooFab]

- Jessica Alba tweets bikini pictures now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- I warned people Twilight would lead to death, but you wouldn’t listen. [Starpulse]

- So Independence Day 2 is happening. [FilmDrunk]

- Actual proof that the new season of Arrested Development is really happening. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Mmmmmm, I do like a stack of flapjacks in the morning. Some bacon would be good too.

  2. Jack Ketch

    This disgusting thing actually thinks she’s hot, and that’s the most disgusting thing about her. The body is gross and she’s ugly, major fug. The surgery made things even worse :( Gah.

  3. AAPL made me rich!

    I’d totally fuck her.

    If I was a brotha’.

  4. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    fvalen001
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck!

  5. Cock Dr

    She must go into the swimwear boutique and specifically ask for things that will make her look like a sloppy slut.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Yeah, it’s the swimwear that’s doing that. Yeah, totally the swimwear’s fault.

      • Cock Dr

        It’s certainly not helping.
        There are nice one pieces with built in bras….and she needs a forklift for those lazy things.

      • kimmykimkim

        Exactly. The least she could do is hoist those puppies up. How hard is it to find a pushup bikini top? Its not. I have three. And who the hell told her that she looks “good” in a bikini anyway? This is just bad.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        She needs to hit up the islamic swimwear section.

  6. JC

    O.K., you finally forced me to google this bitch to find out who the hell she is. How the hell does a chick from a defunct, manufactured crap pop group from Making the Band 3 merit so much paparazzi attention? Especially given her complete lack of attractiveness.

  7. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she bought this suit one size too big on the clearance rack.

  8. Rico Jones

    So her time on Celebrity Apprentice didn’t catapult her to super stardom? I’m sure taking below average bikini photos of herself will do the trick though.

  9. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Rico Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ. I’m not one to complain about her body but that face is frightening. Her doctor really butchered her plastic surgery.

  10. There should be a law regarding famewhores who admit they are certifiable; put them on a leash!

  11. fuckityfuck

    Swamp monsters are invading our beaches now?

  12. Nina

    Well at least we know she has real tits.

  13. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    fuckityfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    she must be trying to get the leftover pepperoni out of her top only to realize its her nips

  14. cc

    She and Snooki are merging toward the blob singularity.

  15. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Esma
    Commented on this photo:

    why does this hag wear so much makeup at the beach?
    I understand insecurities, but I would be embarrassed if I were her.
    Poses near the water, but WON’T GET IN!
    Kim K, is that you in a wig? Its an epidemic with this run down chicks liker her & kim K, are nobodies, who like to CAKE ON like there is NO TOMORROW! Spackling that shit & pose in the most stiff way imaginable.
    A real hot girl would flaunt herself all natural without ever getting any surgery.
    REAL beauty has been shot a long time ago…

  16. Burt

    LOL. That’s gotta be the ugliest swimsuit I’ve seen in a long time. She wore that one because of a dare, right?

  17. Binge Wanker

    I was looking for some hoohah shots. I need to purge after breakfast.

  18. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    yoop
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is the distracted jetski driver when you need them?

  19. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Felipe
    Commented on this photo:

    Snookie is blonde now?

  20. henry

    she looks like the daughter king triton tried to kill at birth.

  21. Jak

    My 5’4 250 lbs weather beaten 50 year old sister thinks she looks like Jessica Simpson. I think there are a lot of delusional people walking around.

  22. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Her arm cellulite is grossing me the fuck out.

  23. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    bj1982
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Snooki bleach her hair?

  24. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    THESE ruffle top bikinis are created for women who do not have extremely large breasts… why do huge boobed women want to wear them they are stupid…

  25. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, does this delusional fatty look in the mirror? That having been said and given that haircut, how about going “Godiva” for us…tee hee!

  26. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Its the Little Mermaid after years of addiction to crystal meth and chocolate pie.

  27. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    fvalen001
    Commented on this photo:

    Release the Kraken!! No? I dont have that kind of power? Okay. Release Aubrey O’Day!! *Que monster music* RAAAAWR!!! *beach goers run screaming for their lives* :D

  28. MomBun

    I had never heard of her until I saw her on Celebrity Apprentice… and the more I see of her after just negates everything I saw on CA…. Hell, even with my middle aged mommy tummy and muffin top, my swim suit fits better.

  29. Jak

    Why don’t you post pics of Paulina Gretsky. She’s an attention whore too, but at least she looks better than this beast.

  30. SeeAlice

    She needs to lose 25 pounds .

  31. Gonz

    LMAO at all the bulimic wackos and sexually confused trolls:) A girl that looks like this gets more dudes hitting on her than any bobblehead skeletor you morons put on a pedestal. Not that I’d expect the average internet creep to get out of the house enough to see it for themselves.

    • Mike Walker

      Guys hit on her because she’s a cum dumpster.

      I actually think she’s alright, except for the square hips and general skankiness.

  32. Rio

    I’d bang that ass every which way but Sunday. Rest of you homos can have Justin Bieber.

  33. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot as a hell yo!

  34. Some would consider it a Horrible Fitting Bikini. I consider it a horrible fitting body.

  35. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like Snooki without the class.

  36. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Cue the theme from Jaws!

  37. Backdoor Ninja

    Alert Tokyo! Godzilla is at it again!

  38. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    nice fat arms… Grosssssssssssssss!

  39. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Pankie
    Commented on this photo:

    mooooooooooo mooooooooooo

  40. RJ

    This thread proves fat chicks can get love too. You’re not alone, ladies.

  41. radlad

    Is she retarded?? No, seriously…is she?

  42. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like a lime-green angel got lodged headfirst in her solar plexus.

  43. If Nicole Richie and Fergie fucked in a Krispy Kreme bathroom, this would happen.

  44. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    jr
    Commented on this photo:

    love this whore, keep slutting it up

  45. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    black phillip
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you in yet??”

    “I dunno babe, I’m thinking it should be a bit warmer…otherwise same as usual…”

  46. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying hard now …
    To get ‘em hard now …

    Won’t be ignored now …
    My arms are sore now …
    Gonna whore!

  47. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    splashsos
    Commented on this photo:

    looks pissed bout getting the yak hair wet…….

  48. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a painting.. or like.. wax or something.. i dunno.

  49. Aubrey ODay Bikini Malfunction Miami Beach
    HAC
    Commented on this photo:

    What a sad sack of boobs, desperation and a spray tan. She makes Britney look like a well educated WASP.

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