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Mmmmmm, I do like a stack of flapjacks in the morning. Some bacon would be good too.
This disgusting thing actually thinks she’s hot, and that’s the most disgusting thing about her. The body is gross and she’s ugly, major fug. The surgery made things even worse :( Gah.
Exactly WTF does she see in the mirror? Does she have special fat reducing glasses? HOW can she not see how fat, lumpy and dumpy she is?
Healthy self-esteem, I suppose, not sure. I find her vile.
I’d totally fuck her.
If I was a brotha’.
Yuck!
She must go into the swimwear boutique and specifically ask for things that will make her look like a sloppy slut.
Yeah, it’s the swimwear that’s doing that. Yeah, totally the swimwear’s fault.
It’s certainly not helping.
There are nice one pieces with built in bras….and she needs a forklift for those lazy things.
Exactly. The least she could do is hoist those puppies up. How hard is it to find a pushup bikini top? Its not. I have three. And who the hell told her that she looks “good” in a bikini anyway? This is just bad.
She needs to hit up the islamic swimwear section.
O.K., you finally forced me to google this bitch to find out who the hell she is. How the hell does a chick from a defunct, manufactured crap pop group from Making the Band 3 merit so much paparazzi attention? Especially given her complete lack of attractiveness.
Looks like she bought this suit one size too big on the clearance rack.
So her time on Celebrity Apprentice didn’t catapult her to super stardom? I’m sure taking below average bikini photos of herself will do the trick though.
Christ. I’m not one to complain about her body but that face is frightening. Her doctor really butchered her plastic surgery.
There should be a law regarding famewhores who admit they are certifiable; put them on a leash!
Swamp monsters are invading our beaches now?
Well at least we know she has real tits.
she must be trying to get the leftover pepperoni out of her top only to realize its her nips
She and Snooki are merging toward the blob singularity.
Snooki is at least cuter than this monstrosity.
I read your comment and had a stroke…thanks.
why does this hag wear so much makeup at the beach?
I understand insecurities, but I would be embarrassed if I were her.
Poses near the water, but WON’T GET IN!
Kim K, is that you in a wig? Its an epidemic with this run down chicks liker her & kim K, are nobodies, who like to CAKE ON like there is NO TOMORROW! Spackling that shit & pose in the most stiff way imaginable.
A real hot girl would flaunt herself all natural without ever getting any surgery.
REAL beauty has been shot a long time ago…
A real beauty also wouldnt be afraid of a few crunches now and then…
LOL. That’s gotta be the ugliest swimsuit I’ve seen in a long time. She wore that one because of a dare, right?
I was looking for some hoohah shots. I need to purge after breakfast.
Where is the distracted jetski driver when you need them?
Snookie is blonde now?
she looks like the daughter king triton tried to kill at birth.
My 5’4 250 lbs weather beaten 50 year old sister thinks she looks like Jessica Simpson. I think there are a lot of delusional people walking around.
Her arm cellulite is grossing me the fuck out.
Do your cats get jealous of other cats too?
When did Snooki bleach her hair?
THESE ruffle top bikinis are created for women who do not have extremely large breasts… why do huge boobed women want to wear them they are stupid…
Seriously, does this delusional fatty look in the mirror? That having been said and given that haircut, how about going “Godiva” for us…tee hee!
Why don’t you lend her a mirror from that closet you’re in;)
How many shit mults do you have, Toni?
Its the Little Mermaid after years of addiction to crystal meth and chocolate pie.
Release the Kraken!! No? I dont have that kind of power? Okay. Release Aubrey O’Day!! *Que monster music* RAAAAWR!!! *beach goers run screaming for their lives* :D
I had never heard of her until I saw her on Celebrity Apprentice… and the more I see of her after just negates everything I saw on CA…. Hell, even with my middle aged mommy tummy and muffin top, my swim suit fits better.
pics?
Why don’t you post pics of Paulina Gretsky. She’s an attention whore too, but at least she looks better than this beast.
She needs to lose 25 pounds .
You need to come out of the closet:)
LMAO at all the bulimic wackos and sexually confused trolls:) A girl that looks like this gets more dudes hitting on her than any bobblehead skeletor you morons put on a pedestal. Not that I’d expect the average internet creep to get out of the house enough to see it for themselves.
Guys hit on her because she’s a cum dumpster.
I actually think she’s alright, except for the square hips and general skankiness.
I’d bang that ass every which way but Sunday. Rest of you homos can have Justin Bieber.
She’s hot as a hell yo!
Some would consider it a Horrible Fitting Bikini. I consider it a horrible fitting body.
I consider you a horrible bulimic.
It’s like Snooki without the class.
Cue the theme from Jaws!
Alert Tokyo! Godzilla is at it again!
nice fat arms… Grosssssssssssssss!
Just how much do you hate yourself?:)
‘sup Aubrey?
mooooooooooo mooooooooooo
This thread proves fat chicks can get love too. You’re not alone, ladies.
Is she retarded?? No, seriously…is she?
It looks like a lime-green angel got lodged headfirst in her solar plexus.
If Nicole Richie and Fergie fucked in a Krispy Kreme bathroom, this would happen.
love this whore, keep slutting it up
“Are you in yet??”
“I dunno babe, I’m thinking it should be a bit warmer…otherwise same as usual…”
Trying hard now …
To get ‘em hard now …
Won’t be ignored now …
My arms are sore now …
Gonna whore!
looks pissed bout getting the yak hair wet…….
She looks like a painting.. or like.. wax or something.. i dunno.
What a sad sack of boobs, desperation and a spray tan. She makes Britney look like a well educated WASP.