Aubrey O’Day Has To Fly With Her Dogs Because She’s A Crazy Person

June 26th, 2012 // 50 Comments
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Here’s Aubrey O’Day flying first class with her dogs because apparently Virgin Airlines will let you do that provided you have a note from your doctor stating you’ll rush the cockpit if they won’t which is how I chose to read this. TMZ reports:

A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ … the “Celebrity Apprentice” star was cleared to bring her 2 pets into the 1st class section of a flight this week … because they are registered as “Emotional Support Animals.”
So how does one get emotional support animal clearance? Ya gotta have a doctor write a letter … stating you have mental issues.
According to the Virgin America website, the airline requires the passenger to produce a letter from a licensed mental health professional which substantiates the guest’s disability-related need for the animal to accompany them in the aircraft cabin.

AUBREY: Here’s a note saying I’m crazy and a threat to others unless my babies get to sit upfront and pretend they’re people.
ATTENDANT: Interesting, because to me that looks like a note saying you should take the bus.

(How that should’ve happened.)

Photo: Instagram


  1. Frank Burns

    And here I thought God was supposed to be your co-pilot.

    • Frank Burns

      Dear Dr. McBeef,

      I have to fly from coast to coast to visit my spiritual adviser. Please write me a note so that my emotional support animals, Biggles the Rabid Raccoon, and Gom-Gom the Giraffe with Explosive Diarrhea, can accompany me on the plane.

      We can put this on my insurance, right?

      With shattering sincerity,
      F. Burns

      • USDA Prime McBeef, MD

        I’ll just write it up as an ED checkup for your insurance and mention that the animals are necessary for you to achieve and maintain an erection.

        Anything else? Narcs? Who wants some narcs?

      • Cock Dr

        Fish just posted some Octomom bikini photos, so I would like those narcs now please.

      • USDA Prime McBeef, MD

        You know I got you, baby. But already? Didn’t I write you a script like a week ago?

      • kimmykimkim

        I’ll take some! You have my address. Thanks!

      • Frank Burns

        Forget the drugs, I just go in for the ED exam! Good doctor, very hands-on in his methods.

      • USDA Prime McBeef, MD

        You should try Cock Doctor for all your cock doctoring needs. She’s the professional.

        Yes, Kimmy I do make house calls and you’re due for a look under the hood.

    • If she has a co-pilot then hopefully she will Shut Up and Die Like An Aviator

  2. Why did I expect her dogs to be orange, too?

  3. LRonHoover

    Just another bat shit crazy famewhore

  4. Dude of Dudes

    Well if her beaver can fly first class why not the dogs?

  5. Gin&Tonic

    love the glowing satanic eyes on all of them. nice bit of accuracy there

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Don’t look ANY of them in the eyes. Trust me, I know a lot about what happens in these cases, and it never ends well.

  6. Cyrus Willard

    Who cleans up her shit?

  7. JC

    To be fair, I’ve found that women who own multiple, inbred, miniature dogs are almost always insane. Normal people adopt friendly dogs with the correct number of chromosomes.

  8. Blech

    Correction: Crazy Aubrey O’Day’s Dogs Forced to Fly with the Bitch

  9. Aubrey O'Day Dogs Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she seriously dye her dogs’ fur?

  10. And we need a doctor to tell us that she is bat-shit crazy.

    As an aside, how about giving us the lowdown on Blowhan and her shitting acting and diva antics on the set of Liz’ Dick. I don’t want to have to go to radaronline or tmz

  11. Aubrey O'Day Dogs Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    Fun fact: If you stare into Aubrey O’Day’s eyes long enough, you see how you die.

  12. Visible Ink

    It’s like The Omen meets Paris Hilton. Except the dog is far more terrifying than any Rottweiler.

  13. Paige

    A lot of people waste a lot of energy on hatred. Pretentious assholes have caused my patience to gradually erode. I have to fly several times a month. I don’t have any family, and I think leaving my dog in a kennel that often is cruel. I pay $125 to bring my 8 pound dog into the cabin with me. She’s completely silent the whole time and just sleeps in her carrier under the seat. I got her when I lived in a loft in downtown LA; I thought it would be unfair to a bigger dog not to have a yard. The ire I’ve received from total strangers is just mind boggling. They either think it’s ridiculous to fly with a pet (not all of us are going on vacation; it’s not a vanity
    thing) or they think I must be a horrible human being (because having a small dog means you’re evil, but hating an animal and its owner based on the animal’s size is totally benevolent, right?) Not that this is the same; I own a single dog, she’s her natural color, and I don’t remove her from her carrier in either the airport or the airplane. But just bringing a dog on a plane is not something for which to malign people, geez.

    • Well then, you can blame douchenozzles like this half-wit famewhore for ruining it for the rest of us.

    • Well, I think the point of this article is not “celebrity famewhore just has to fly with her doggies,” but “celebrity famewhore just admitted to the world that she’s crazy, so now we get to bring this up every time we talk about her, just like in every Britney Spears story we point out that a court found her mentally incompetent.”

      Also, Virgin Airlines has a “no pets in the cabin” policy, so if she just had the letter written so she could get around the airline’s own rules, then, yeah, it’s a case of overentitlement on her part. But let’s stick to the crazy, because that’s way more fun.

      • Paige

        Fair enough :) I think it’s messed up that people like her abuse service animal policies. I’ve read several stories recently about actual disabled people with actual trained service animals britng denied entrance to stores (Ann Taylor and Goodwill were a couple) because ignorant employees were unfamiliar with the GD Americans with Disabilities Act. I am crazier than a shithouse rat and I don’t feel entitled to an “emotional support” animal; this chick is disgusting.

      • Frank Burns

        “I am crazier than a shithouse rat” – well then, welcome home.

    • Crazed Abandon

      No one here is ranting about dogs or dog owners. The only dog we are ripping on here is Aubrey O’Day.

      • Paige

        The title simply refers to her flying with her dogs, and I referred to the people I encounter while flying, not commenters. But I apologize for the 2 seconds you wasted reading an only tangentially related comment. TITS! There we go.

      • Crazed Abandon

        You made me laugh. You really don’t get this site, do you? There is a reason it’s called The Superficial.

      • Frank Burns

        Did someone says tits?

    • Archie Leach

      There’s no need to apologize that you’ve chosen to be a spoiled princess kunt.

    • kimmykimkim


  14. Cock Dr

    I appreciate that some people feel compelled to display their personality disorders for all to see and steer clear of.
    Those dogs…poor little fuckers.

  15. Aubrey O'Day Dogs Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    Duping the airlines into providing special treatment by convincing them you’re crazy? Making a face like that wouldn’t hurt.

  16. kimmykimkim

    Right now, at this very moment, there’s nothing I’d like more than to punch this bitch in the face.

  17. Aubrey O'Day Dogs Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, that explains the dogs..but what about the Terminator eyes and robot penises?

  18. Aubrey O'Day Dogs Plane
    Commented on this photo:

    OH GREAT!!!! The let some certified crazy bitch fly on a commercial airliner and they don’t see a problem with that?

  19. SFRowGuy

    I’m famous B*tch. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

  20. mrsmass

    it’s bad enough people are allowed to have crying babies and dogs in carriers in the cabin. this right here is just absurd.

  21. doood

    when i think of all the bullshit we’ve done to the grey wolf…
    god damn toy dogs. my mom has a couple chihuahuas and i love em cuz i love all dogs, but they are some annoying little bastards.

    in all fairness there are a few cool ones out there but i still think its a stupid idea to breed dogs that way.

    • kimmykimkim

      Toy, or small dogs can be cool if you treat them like they’re big dogs. In other words, anything you wouldn’t allow a big dog to do, example, jump on people, lick all over your face, jump on the couch, jump on the bed, don’t allow a small dog to do it either. And for fuck’s sake, don’t carry it around like a little baby or put it in a carrier or, worse, a fucking dog stroller. When I see those people, I want to hit them with my car, but I wouldn’t wanna hurt the dog, so I let those dumbasses live.

  22. Rico Jones

    Skank whore.

  23. And….there’s goes the last bit of respect I had for her.

  24. So The “Celebrity” Apprentice buys you this kind of exposure?

    I only ask because I have no idea who the fuck this oompa loompa is, other than her 10 minutes in some MTV-created girl band nobody’s heard of.

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