Aubrey O’Day Is A Talented Performer

July 11th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Wait. Talented means having really large breasts that overshadow crazy eyes, an almost stunning lack of agility in a situation that routinely requires it, and basically everything else on a person’s entire body? Because I feel like I’m using that right. There’s just something in my gut. Or Aubrey O’Day‘s, whatever. I’m not a doctor.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Oh, she’s very talented.

  2. Like a trussed ham.

  3. Aubrey O'Day Boobs Cleavage
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    What music are they spotlighting, exactly?

  4. Theologian

    She should be ‘performing’ on a stairmaster.

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    Aubrey O’Day in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Lights. Please.

  6. Can we now all agree that she has some of the best photoshop people working for her on her Instagram account. I mean, that group should get a Pulitzer for the work they create.

  7. Aubrey O'Day Boobs Cleavage
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    “I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!”

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    Whitey
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    she looks like a clown

  9. She doesn’t have the thighs for that outfit. Or really for photographs…I guess I’m saying she had good thighs for radio.

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    YadaYada
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    She’s like the Oprah of skanks. Fat, skinny, fat, skinny, fat, fat, fat.

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    Aubrey, you put on this pig nose. I’ve got a Kermit outfit. Let’s work through some of my childhood fantasies.

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    Mimicking the only activity for which that mouth, attached to that fat ass, is useful. I now realize why all of her selfies are top half only…

  13. Aubrey O'Day Boobs Cleavage
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    Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a…like a doll’s eye.

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    That girl can put on weight faster than most women.

  15. Jade

    I thought she was skinny? I still have never heard of her except at this site, but I don’t remember her looking that big.

  16. anonym

    in 10 years when she becomes even more irrelevant, she will let go completely and hit 300 pounds.

  17. Aubrey O'Day Boobs Cleavage
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    She’s like a human sausage.

  18. Aubrey O'Day Boobs Cleavage
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    “Yes, Commissioner Gordon? False Face is back in Gotham?! I’ll be right there.”

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    Mama Pinkus
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    what the fuck is that thing?

  20. Aubrey O'Day Boobs Cleavage
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    That’s her Nanki-Poo mask, from her riveting stint on Broadway in The Mikado.

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