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- Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking at a $200 million divorce. [Popeater]
- Zach Galifianakis shot up on Real Time with Bill Maher. [Huffington Post]
- Which isn’t as funny as the time he met January Jones. [Dlisted]
- Kanye West thinks Naomi Campbell is great, but AIDS is the craziest disease of all time! [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox is topless in Passion Play. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Bar Refaeli could use a napkin, or a hot towel depending on how you choose to interpret this. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- The Dick-in-a-Box guys tag-team Lady Gaga. [theCHIVE]
- Jessica Alba and her mom-boobs drop by Ellen. [Popoholic]
- Julianne Hough‘s ass spared us from the Rapture. [Celebslam]
- Chelsea Handler‘s corpse propped up near some copies of her book. [IDLYITW]
- Jane Fonda attributes her looks to good sex and some other stuff that I can’t remember because she said that. [Starpulse]
- Sexual Harassment is a lot less sexy than this in real life. [Maxim]
- Sexy in the South: Proving once and for all that readin’ and book learnin’ is for ugly people. [Bleacher Report]
- Just when you though public bathrooms couldn’t get any worse. [BuzzFeed]
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This is frightening. Her face is melting.
Actually yours might be because of jealousy.
Here is a chick that is so invested in valuing herself based on breast size that she’s wearing a bikini top so padded and over sized that it looks like it’s about to fall off, I’ve never seen a bikini top fit so loosely.
I think the bolt ons are bolted on so tight the bra is just to cover them rather than support them in any way.
She’s wearing Christina Hendricks’ top!
Padded
Yet…Still I’d TF her
Gross-Titties O’Day
TWO paper bags over that butter-face, and I’d do her. that doesn’t really put her in a select category, I admit.
The front end is way too large.
When you suffer from noassatall syndrome, you should make your front at least seem somewhat proportional to your rear.
I would fuck Aubrey after a few drinks.
She’s spent all of her earnings on plastic surgery, apparently.
We’ll see her on Celeb Rehab soon.
Something about her makes me want to piss all over her.
I bet she smells terrible.
did she eat snookie?
I think she would look sicker if she had.
Jealous much?:) Whoever she is, you and the rest of the self-cutting bulimia crew look like roadkill next to her and you know it. Don’t even front dummy:)
What a WRECK from the tits down.
This girl is the TEXTBOOK example of the kind of girl who stars in 5 man circle jerk bukkake videos and smiles the whole fucking time because someone is “paying attention” to her.
You say it like it’s a bad thing.
dammit i KNEW “Megan Fox topless” was going to be a non-nude letdown, and yet i fucking wasted time looking. hope’s such a cunt
p.s. nice tits. see what happens when you try to touch ur elbows behind ur back? hubba hubba!
ooh nice toe on one of the fox pix! :D
LOL leave megan and her toe thumbs alone.
Snookie + JWOWW + 1 hour with a belt sander = Aubrey O’Day
I get it. The tits are HUGE. Yes, it made me look.
Managing to wake up after the breast enhancement surgery is not a talent.
This photo just oozes nasty.
What a cow.
What happened to her waist? Didn’t use to have a waist??
If you look at her from the front, she looks pregnant and bloated! With a body shape that she has today, she shouldn’t be wearing a bikini. She should cover up (and lose some weight and probably get smaller implants and get rid of her colored eye contacts….).
We get it Dummy: you’re jealous. No need to make it so wordy.:)
“Aubrey! Over your left shoulder! Give us your best ‘Linda Blair’!”
“These tits were make for fuck’n
and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these tits are gunna fuck all over you!”
or something….
Her boob is running away from her bra.
her nose ain’t right
mostly hateful comments from bitter fatties and jealous homos-ah, i love it
c’mon Aubrey, have a sense of humor dude. and wash that orange shit off your butter face.
She could put orange, green and purple on her face and your virgin ass still wouldn’t have a chance with her.
Very brave. Very brave, indeed.
“porkers, chief… porkers”
I’m confused?! Wasn’t she attractive once? I’m sure she was… I think.
What a wierd looking body. She should keep that thing covered up.
By weird you mean “not boyish enough”, right? Yeah I can see why you’d want that covered up. Just log off and take a walk around that basement for a few minutes. That’ll take your mind off vaginas, tits and other disgusting stuff.
I don’t like to hate on a person’s body, but that is just not complimentary to her…she needs to cover up a bit more. She’s just not built for a two piece, especially from the waist down. She would look better with a sarong on, definitely.
She looks damn good to me. And a girl like this gets a thousand times more attention from men in real life than those skeletors some creeps around here jerk off to.
She looks deformed and maybe would be could as a circus act
i mean GOOD as a circus act…long day
It’s OK bro. It’s not easy for queers to have to look at naked women. I can see why you’d be thrown off your game.
I’d be inside that 25/8.
/fo reals
(As I write this, the Popeater link is wrong. Please fix.)
yeah but don’t forget that mouth, it needs balls deep loving too
You all are ridiculous. This woman’s body is great. She is a gorgeous woman.
No doubt! Bitch is sexy as hell. Don’t mind the pedos and jealous hags.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
She so badly wants to appear top heavy. That ill-fitting padded bra/swimsuit top is too big for her and doesn’t even line up with her breast line. Too heavy for swimwear. She would look much nicer with a smaller lighter bikini top.
Ahh, one of my most successful medical experiments!
I’m going to say it’s best to do her cowgirl style, so you can balance your beer and the remote on her shelf.
Such a letdown.
She was insanely hot when she was on Making The Band and then went and just destroyed herself with surgery.
that bra is too big for those boobs
So, what’s she famous for again? Oh, right.
Whoever she is, she looks like a mac truck…
Like a rock! Ooooh like a rock!
Guess we’ll have to add “mac truck” to the list of codes used by closet gays to describe women.
her boobs don’t even touch the underwire…
Congratulations – those stupid contacts make you look like the corpse of a whore.
wowwww… what happened to her?!?! didn’t she used to be hot?!
I gots me some boobys and a booty now. Mmm hmmm…eat your heart out bitches.
What the hell happened to her face! She was actually cute on that P.Diddy show a few years back.
Note to Kim Kardashian: Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery.
I don’t know who this chick is, but nice boobs. I’d hit it.
some people even thought she studied.
……….ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!
Holy shit, she has her abs painted on! She’s is officially a crazy person.
At least she’s not insane with jealousy.
She looks like a stripper zombie.