Aubrey O’Day in a Bikini and Other News

May 23rd, 2011 // 79 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Arnold Schwarzenegger is looking at a $200 million divorce. [Popeater]

- Zach Galifianakis shot up on Real Time with Bill Maher. [Huffington Post]

- Which isn’t as funny as the time he met January Jones. [Dlisted]

- Kanye West thinks Naomi Campbell is great, but AIDS is the craziest disease of all time! [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox is topless in Passion Play. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bar Refaeli could use a napkin, or a hot towel depending on how you choose to interpret this. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The Dick-in-a-Box guys tag-team Lady Gaga. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Alba and her mom-boobs drop by Ellen. [Popoholic]

- Julianne Hough‘s ass spared us from the Rapture. [Celebslam]

- Chelsea Handler‘s corpse propped up near some copies of her book. [IDLYITW]

- Jane Fonda attributes her looks to good sex and some other stuff that I can’t remember because she said that. [Starpulse]

- Sexual Harassment is a lot less sexy than this in real life. [Maxim]

- Sexy in the South: Proving once and for all that readin’ and book learnin’ is for ugly people. [Bleacher Report]

- Just when you though public bathrooms couldn’t get any worse. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. ballsdeep

    ralph

  2. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    This is frightening. Her face is melting.

  3. Here is a chick that is so invested in valuing herself based on breast size that she’s wearing a bikini top so padded and over sized that it looks like it’s about to fall off, I’ve never seen a bikini top fit so loosely.

  4. Cardinal Fang

    Padded

    Yet…Still I’d TF her

  5. Any Guy

    TWO paper bags over that butter-face, and I’d do her. that doesn’t really put her in a select category, I admit.

  6. Venom

    The front end is way too large.
    When you suffer from noassatall syndrome, you should make your front at least seem somewhat proportional to your rear.

  7. OnTheRealThough

    I would fuck Aubrey after a few drinks.

    She’s spent all of her earnings on plastic surgery, apparently.

    We’ll see her on Celeb Rehab soon.

  8. Correction: would hit

    Something about her makes me want to piss all over her.

  9. BoozeRob

    I bet she smells terrible.

  10. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    andrea
    Commented on this photo:

    did she eat snookie?

  11. Deacon Jones

    What a WRECK from the tits down.

    This girl is the TEXTBOOK example of the kind of girl who stars in 5 man circle jerk bukkake videos and smiles the whole fucking time because someone is “paying attention” to her.

  12. dammit i KNEW “Megan Fox topless” was going to be a non-nude letdown, and yet i fucking wasted time looking. hope’s such a cunt

    p.s. nice tits. see what happens when you try to touch ur elbows behind ur back? hubba hubba!

  13. DKNY

    Snookie + JWOWW + 1 hour with a belt sander = Aubrey O’Day

  14. Cock Dr

    I get it. The tits are HUGE. Yes, it made me look.
    Managing to wake up after the breast enhancement surgery is not a talent.

  15. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Rofltops
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo just oozes nasty.

  16. normalguy

    What a cow.

  17. What happened to Aubrey O’Day waist???

    What happened to her waist? Didn’t use to have a waist??

    If you look at her from the front, she looks pregnant and bloated! With a body shape that she has today, she shouldn’t be wearing a bikini. She should cover up (and lose some weight and probably get smaller implants and get rid of her colored eye contacts….).

  18. Jill_Ess

    “Aubrey! Over your left shoulder! Give us your best ‘Linda Blair’!”

  19. FruitLoop

    “These tits were make for fuck’n
    and that’s just what they’ll do
    one of these days these tits are gunna fuck all over you!”

    or something….

  20. Coke Booger

    Her boob is running away from her bra.

  21. Slinger

    her nose ain’t right

  22. Wow

    mostly hateful comments from bitter fatties and jealous homos-ah, i love it

  23. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    m
    Commented on this photo:

    Very brave. Very brave, indeed.

  24. welldoneson

    “porkers, chief… porkers”

  25. Bob

    I’m confused?! Wasn’t she attractive once? I’m sure she was… I think.

  26. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Rahm
    Commented on this photo:

    What a wierd looking body. She should keep that thing covered up.

    • By weird you mean “not boyish enough”, right? Yeah I can see why you’d want that covered up. Just log off and take a walk around that basement for a few minutes. That’ll take your mind off vaginas, tits and other disgusting stuff.

  27. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    ThighHighs
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t like to hate on a person’s body, but that is just not complimentary to her…she needs to cover up a bit more. She’s just not built for a two piece, especially from the waist down. She would look better with a sarong on, definitely.

    • She looks damn good to me. And a girl like this gets a thousand times more attention from men in real life than those skeletors some creeps around here jerk off to.

  28. puddleduck

    She looks deformed and maybe would be could as a circus act

  29. Racer X

    I’d be inside that 25/8.

    /fo reals

  30. TomFrank

    (As I write this, the Popeater link is wrong. Please fix.)

  31. Huh

    yeah but don’t forget that mouth, it needs balls deep loving too

  32. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    James
    Commented on this photo:

    You all are ridiculous. This woman’s body is great. She is a gorgeous woman.

  33. Keyser Ballsy

    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

  34. nina

    She so badly wants to appear top heavy. That ill-fitting padded bra/swimsuit top is too big for her and doesn’t even line up with her breast line. Too heavy for swimwear. She would look much nicer with a smaller lighter bikini top.

  35. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Heinrich Himmler
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh, one of my most successful medical experiments!

  36. I’m going to say it’s best to do her cowgirl style, so you can balance your beer and the remote on her shelf.

  37. TonyFoxtrot

    Such a letdown.

    She was insanely hot when she was on Making The Band and then went and just destroyed herself with surgery.

  38. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    theboner
    Commented on this photo:

    that bra is too big for those boobs

  39. So, what’s she famous for again? Oh, right.

  40. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever she is, she looks like a mac truck…

  41. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    tiburona
    Commented on this photo:

    her boobs don’t even touch the underwire…

  42. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Congratulations – those stupid contacts make you look like the corpse of a whore.

  43. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    wowwww… what happened to her?!?! didn’t she used to be hot?!

  44. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Just Another Superfish Loser
    Commented on this photo:

    I gots me some boobys and a booty now. Mmm hmmm…eat your heart out bitches.

  45. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    Brenda
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell happened to her face! She was actually cute on that P.Diddy show a few years back.

  46. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    cutensmartie
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to Kim Kardashian: Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery.

  47. Don

    I don’t know who this chick is, but nice boobs. I’d hit it.

  48. the captain

    some people even thought she studied.
    ……….ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!

  49. nina

    Holy shit, she has her abs painted on! She’s is officially a crazy person.

  50. Aubrey O'Day Bikini
    zilly
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a stripper zombie.

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