We Get It, Aubrey O’Day, You Put Your Butt Where It Doesn’t Belong, And Other News

July 5th, 2012 // 69 Comments

- Katie Holmes is saying words Tom Cruise didn’t program into her back console now. [Lainey Gossip]

- The UFC Girls Return to theCHIVE Offices [theCHIVE]

- Claire Danes saw Alexander Skarsgard walking down the street. [Dlisted]

- 13 Ways Scientologists Have Impacted The Lives Of Yelp Reviewers [BuzzFeed]

- Magic Mike is Matthew McConaughey‘s Road House. There’s no other way to assimilate this much awesome and splendor. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus loves Merka by posing in a denim dress. Long live the Confederacy! [Popoholic]

- I don’t know who Maryna Linchuk is, but just assume Leonardo DiCaprio will eventually bang her. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heidi Klum‘s tweeting bikini pics now. [TooFab]

- Mel B wore a British flag bikini on the Fourth of July. Nuke the whole island. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tommy Lee and Alec Baldwin should meet. [Starpulse]

- Was that Norman Osborn in the end credits of The Amazing Spider-Man? Possibly not. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Best she’s looked in ever.

  2. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just showing us the position where she gets the most compliments… “Oh Aubrey, you so talented, ooh ah, so talented, right there, so so talented.”

  3. virginia

    who the hell is this person.

    sidenote, this is not a picture I want to see while eating my lunch.

  4. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, when you have to resort to Pantaloons for a bikini bottom, you know it’s time to either hit the gym HARD or STOP posing in a fucking bikini!

  5. Rico Jones

    God I hate her.

  6. We

    regarding the titties: Is dumping allowed?

  7. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    sunshine
    Commented on this photo:

    Depends: Special Navy Style edition.

  8. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    this is a great angle for her. i can smell her asshole thru the screen, love it!

  9. cc

    I love those UFC ring girls…fabulous figures.

    Aubrey? She mistakenly believes she’s in the same league as though too, whereas she’s more in the league of a thrice-divorced, roadhouse server.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Now I’m gonna keep seeing Swayze yelling “Roadhouse!” and kicking people in the head. :)

  10. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    R3v3aling
    Commented on this photo:

    I really don’t understand how she even became famous besides the really uninteresting reality show hosted by P. Diddy.

  11. No Standards

    She’s pretty out of shape. Pretty nasty. Which means I want to hit it.

    • zeitgeist

      She’s in better shape than any of those starving crackwhores and the jealous bulimics posting here.

  12. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s MELTING….

  13. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t stop looking at that ass. Disgusting, but…it’s an ass.

    • Nina

      Disgusting how? The fact that you can’t stop staring or the ass itself? Her ass is obviously not disgusting, so by process of elimination, you’re disgusting?

      • You do know that dudes will pretty much look at any woman no matter how out of shape or desperate they might seem, right? If it’s bare and there, they will look. It’s why women like this do the shit they do.

        No offense, guys.

      • lg

        Actually piknietom is saying he wishes it was a man-ass, but he’ll still say he’s looking at it to pretend he’s straight.

  14. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Brit
    Commented on this photo:

    With or without the towel, you’re the ugly friend today.

  15. DeucePickle

    Reminds me of a line from my favorite Tenacious D song.
    “Look into my anus and you know sasquatch is real.”

  16. The Royal Penis

    Someone forgot to wipe their ass…..

  17. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    her good side

  18. mel

    once again, given the opportunity, my wang would literally have stink lines emanating from it after its furiously erotic battle with aubrey oday’s wrinkled turtle-head cutter.

  19. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Cary
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco’s protege

  20. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    MissLeah
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG WTF is that and why is my head being sucked up into it?? wtf????? can’t look away………

  21. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Jeremy
    Commented on this photo:

    “SKREEEE! MORDOCH THE VOID BEAST HAS AWAKENED! LET THE ORGY OF 1,000 DOOMS COMMENCE!”

  22. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    MissLeah
    Commented on this photo:

    Does She really Know it looks like THAT from behind??? (pun intended)

  23. walken

    LMAO at all the jealous pigs on this page:) If this chick was in the same place as you, you wouldn’t get half the attention she gets and you damn well know it. Stop hating. Join me in masturbating:)

  24. guest

    chicks like this make the average anorexic model look like roadkill. god I wanna tap that azz…

  25. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    SK
    Commented on this photo:

    YUMMY.

  26. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    SK
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK YEAH! That’s the kind of legs I want wrapped around me.

  27. get serious

    What a stupid ugly whore.

    That is all.

  28. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Straight Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I want that brought to me now!!! I would so hit that… and well!!!

  29. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Straight Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    It would be so awesome having her bounce that ass up and down my turgid member!!!

  30. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Stewie Griffen
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is a pineapple when you need one!

  31. RJ

    Goddamn, so many Aubrey supporters on here. I guess all the fat chicks that read this site finally found a role model to represent them…

    • zenden

      I don’t “support” her and don’t even know what she does, but I do know I’d bang that body 8 days a week. Try checking out the Justin Bieber articles. That might be more your speed.

      • RJ

        Some dudes like fat chicks, I got nothing against your preference. In fact I welcome it, just one less dude going after all the hot girls in the gym. Have fun picking up the one’s in the McDonald’s line.

      • zenden

        1. If you think this girl is fat you’re a fucking retard.
        2. The hottest chicks I see at the gym don’t look like the little boys you jerk off to.
        3. Stay in that closet. Seems you already got wifi anyway.

      • RJ

        Just going to leave this picture of cellulite here…
        http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/aubrey-oday-bikini-butt/aubrey-o-day-bikini-butt-0705-02
        And oh look…apparently I wasn’t the first to point out how its “disgusting.”
        Have fun, buddy.

      • zenden

        Still trying too hard, poor fella.:) That’s just a normal female body. If it grosses you out that much what you really want is a dude’s rough hairy legs.

        If I had to choose between Aubrey and something like the tranny in the Adrien Brody article that looks like his own clone(!) I’ll gladly take this one. You obviously prefer something that makes it easier to pretend it has a dick.

        And yes, I know you’re not the only closet Mo or jealous pig on this site. Check out all the ones stating their preference for bending over and having their ass stuffed in the Brody section:) You schmucks always manage to give yourselves away somehow:)

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Tony. Yawn.

  32. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    mikael
    Commented on this photo:

    she has the body of a cheeto

  33. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    zenden
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect cheeks;)

  34. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    What is supposed to be happening here – good god woman – If its possible the pics from the front are even worse!

  35. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Winnie
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like she is giving her booty a wash. Is that what is actually happening here or what?

  36. tlmck

    Snooki in a blond wig.

  37. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Wayne Rush
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a bikini?

  38. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    IAMSTRAIGHT
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine, if you will, the head of your throbbing shaft approaching this, not unlike a spacecraft encountering a quantum singularity, unable to reverse course, then crossing the event horizon (her chocolate starfish), subsequently exploding (coming) in an instant

  39. thespiral

    Females: “Chunky and trashy! Ewww girl, lay off the self-tanner, you need a retouch your roots are showing, why don’t you hit the gym, your bikini top doesn’t match your bottoms, ugh look at those shoes, orange is so last season, you’re so fat why don’t you put some clothes on blah blah blah…”

    Males: “Chunky and trashy! Would bang until dick falls off.”

    And this, folks, is why the sexes will never understand each other.

  40. Aubrey O'Day Bikini Butt
    Pankie
    Commented on this photo:

    Om ….such a star ! moooo moooo

  41. no name given

    GOD I hate that sloppy slag.

  42. Aubrey has a nice big round Beautiful ASS.Looks so edible i just want to bury my face in it and start licking.

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