Ashton Kutcher Is Cheating On Mila Kunis, According To Completely Credible Source

February 14th, 2013 // 31 Comments
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I guess I should’ve asked this first, but everyone considers Sara Leal the chick Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with who then sold the story to Us Weekly a reliable source, right? No? I should probably change that headline. Hollywood Life reports:

A co-worker of Sara’s revealed a photo of Ashton, 35, in his pajamas — a photo her friend sent her. She showed Sara the photo and claimed that her friend was dating him. (It’s like six degrees of Kevin Bacon!)
This friend taunted Sara, saying, “my friend’s dating Ashton — look at this picture of your boy!”
Sara was apprehensive to believe her, but “apparently, the girl was at Ashton’s house in L.A., and obviously someone was with him, but he didn’t know he was in the picture. It was creepy.”
Sara doesn’t know who the girl is because she “didn’t really care.” However, she cared enough to send Mila, 29, a warning.
“It could just be an innocent picture, but I think it’s also possible he’s not dating Mila exclusively. Not just because of that photo, but because he’s cheated before. That would definitely be a red flag for me, if I were dating someone who’d cheated on their wife. I would hate for Mila to have the same experience as Demi. I wouldn’t wish that situation on anyone,” she says.

[Note to Self: Mail every single person in that story AIDS.] Look, Ashton Kutcher may be a giant pedantic douche, but cheating on Demi Moore made sense because she’s old and even he’s self-aware enough to know that banging Mila Kunis is a goddamn gift from God that he had absolutely zero business receiving. Also, you can tell when Ashton Kutcher cheats because he goes on nonsensical rants about gatekeepers because someone caught him penising another chick in a Vegas hot tub. “The other day I found myself asking, what is the cost structure of truth? Is it not in the keeping of gates that we find ourselves gated to keep in gate-like structures? Or is it the gates themselves that keep us in gates of keeps? — Wow, I have no idea what I just wrote. I rape gates in my neighborhood when no one’s looking. That’s the point I’m trying to make here.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
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    Yes. He is probably cheating with a man.

  2. All I read from that is “Blah blah blah. Ashton Kutcher is a huge fucking jackass. Blah blah blah. Make with the naked Mila Kuis pics.”

  3. That Bastard Tony

    Considering the downwards spiral that Demi went into after the split, I’m going to be the moral police here and say that he shouldn’t have cheated on her. She really seemed like she was trying VERY hard to keep him happy (keeping in shape/surgery, career help, being a wife) and he does this to her.

    As for Mila, well she’ll be back on the market by the end of the year. Unfortunately, like most uberhot chicks, she’ll still go out with some douche that will treat her like shit simply because he’s hot. The Parallelogram of Life at work people.

  4. Thanks, Fish. I feel dumber just having read that HL ‘article.’

  5. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Title of document: “Cheating on Mila Kunis for Dummies”.

  6. Juch

    Futile though sincere comment of the day: I hate celebrities who have no true interest in a sport, but take up the best seats in the arena to feed their never-ending thirst for attention. It fucks over the real fans who could be sitting there.

    • Schmidtler

      how about the corporations that buy season tix just to give the tix for the couple of prime games to clients, then those seats are empty for the other 90% of the games? they don’t even bother to drop the unused tix off at an orphanage or local school. If I was one of those guys who bought upper level season tickets to take my kids, and had to look at that empty sea of courtside seats every game, I’d be pissed.

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    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Nice Bieber shoes, Kunis.

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    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    What is Ashton Thinking?

    a, That cheerleader is hot!
    b, Did Mila see the cheerleader slip me her number?
    c, Nietzsche’s Übermensch creates new values to overcome nihilism thus perfecting himself and mankind. Wait… if I bang that cheerleader does that count toward perfection?

  9. Tell Mila she can stop by anytime for for revenge sex.

  10. She would’ve done better by hooking up with that pedo guy Wilmer Valdersomethingortheother than scumbag asston doucher…….

  11. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Go for it Ashton get all the pussy you can.

  12. JamThong

    Women are fucking suckers for lothario’s like this guy. I have ZERO sympathy for her.

  13. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “How can you guys like giving blowjobs so much? It feels so slimy and it hurts your throat.”

  14. Brian

    “I would hate for Mila to have the same experience as Demi. I wouldn’t wish that situation on anyone”

    So what she’s saying is “I don’t want anyone to have to go through the same emotional Hell Demi Moore went through that I am personally responsible for creating”. What a sweetheart.

  15. Goldfinger

    Kelso cheated on Jackie again, I can’t believe it.

  16. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
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    If he does cheat on her, I will feel no sympathy for her. He’s a well known asshole.

  17. Rob

    Maybe he misses boobs

  18. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
    Jessica Simpson's Left Tit
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she have “Steve Buscemi” eyes or is it just me?

  19. I’m not sure “pedantic” is an applicable descriptor, here. “Douchetastic,” perhaps. “Sexually spoiled to a degree previously uncharted,” apparently. But he would need be able to define “pedantic” before he could qualify, I think.

  20. Is he a a douche, yes. However he is a very rich, very famous, good looking movie and TV star, which makes her just a regular chick to him. There is no reason for him to look at her or treat her like she is some goddess. She is beautiful and cute, but she is not some supermodel, knock out goddess that is worthy of worship and praise. I mean for Christ’s sake she spent half her life with Macauly Culkin.

    He could probably literally bang a different hot chick every night for the next 20 years if he wanted to and Mila is getting older every day and is going to lose more and more of her looks as time goes on.

    This is why I laugh at these arrogant shithead cocky chicks when they are young. They are usually nasty bitches and it makes me laugh my ass off when they get older and no one gives a shit about them anymore or wants to fuck them and they run off getting plastic surgery in desperation.

  21. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
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    “Make me a sandwich…”

  22. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
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    :”You look like you aren’t having any fun… well, shut up and don’t ruin it for the rest of us!”

  23. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
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    “This game is a lot better drunk off your ass am I right?”

  24. youjew

    Mila Kunis isn’t good looking.

    She looks like a 10 year old jewish girl.

    product of hollywood marketing. Playboy playmates tons better!

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