“So this is what it’s like to sex the ocean like a man. — I can take it or leave it.”
And welcome to the part of the day where I whine and bitch and moan about Photo Boy not being here, and then stare wistfully out the window dreaming of his warm, wet nose nuzzling my neck as he leash flops in the wind… Anyway, because this site sometimes posts bikini photos, here’s model Ashley Hart (sister of Sports Illusrated model Jessica Hart) at Bondi beach yesterday for you to scrutinize. Is she too skinny? Too man-faced? Nothing special? Surely, the Internet in its never-ending pursuit for truth will let us know, if not Robert Downey Jr. will probably tell us she was a child prostitute. He’s good like that.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Need a hand with that?
Is this what you’re supposed to do when you’re “down under”?
She looks yummy to me!
“And THIS is what I call the “Chris Brown!” “
“Oops! Sorry I dropped you. I was distracted … for some reason.”
He’s trying to orient her so that the sun shines directly down into her vaginia and out her mouth.
lol, that comment isnt exactly your style, Doc
That’s what he told her anyway.
She’s “pretty”
But she’s not “hot”.
As in, you’d marry her. But she’s not that dirty, sluttish girl that married men see in the mall and lust after…..(looks over shoulder)
It’s always fun to see fresh clams in the sand.
Aiming…
This guy has a great strategy…..let’s play on the beach!
And all the games involve him putting his hands all over.
She needs to go to Dr. 90210 for a boob job. I am betting the Fish dudes man boobs are bigger than hers..
She’s gorgeous the way she is. Tupperware tits are NOT required or even desirable. On ANYONE!
That move only works in Tekken, Ashley.
‘Thank you God!’
What an oaf…there’s a better way to hold her steady.
I’m gonna go for:
Daaaaaayam!
I know everyone hates this response, but…WHO??
Seriously? You’re asking, “who”?!? With an ass like that, WHO CARES?!?
Ass? Sorry but no haha. I know guy’s with plumper asses
yoga is good for you..
Thanks. Now I have to find a prostitute that looks like her and face fuck her for 30 minutes.
This is where my penis got way out of control.
Lovely lady. I’m jealous that the dude gets to put his wiener in her vagina. Or elsewhere, for that matter.
God, what I wouldn’t do for some Kat Dennings tit.
the guy is pretty hot himself!
And here we see the beginning stage of the penis button’s formation..
The ultimate Final 5!!!
her belly looks like an old cookie sheet
Eww: Her elbows are too sharp!
yea…. thats what i was thinking
naaa, not photoshopped, I hate to see real skin anymore!
next no-name fish, must be scraping the bottom of the barrel for news today I guess
checking to make sure the suntan lotion was put on correctly, smells like coconut!
I would be laughing too! He knows what he’s looking at , all to for his personal view.
FISH I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU!!
In the hope that you spend at least a few minutes reviewing these comments in between nipping one out to borderline underage celebs in skivs, I am DYING to know… what has become of Heidi Montag?
A year ago this bleached tart and Spencer were all over the place; I would stare at thesuperficial like an angry rabid dog cursing those fuckwits; I hated how her new nailpolish was celebrity news. But NOW I’m dying to know what has happened to them.
How does this celebrity shit work? Have the gossip sites decided she is no longer relevant and boycotted her? Does she still flounce around with her bulbous norks out, but no one reports on it? Or has she stopped calling the paps? Despite how sickening she was, she can’t compete with the vapid shitness that is Kim Kardashian, so I want to know – is this girl happy?
I’d actually love to hear that she is genuinely happy and has better self esteem. I’ve never seen someone more unhappy with who they are. Visit your puke bucket if you want, but send out your minions! I MUST KNOW
Don’t see the fuss over her. She’s slender, but there are tons of models and celebs that look better in a bikini. Take Jessica Alba pre and post baby, Adriana Lima, etc. She does have nice white teeth tho
Model? Really?
I guess theres hope for all you ugly people.
BOIIINNNGGG!!
get a bathing suit that fits… jeepers women! Come on! Your famous(ish) with cash to blow and you buy bathing suits that are so freakin’ ILL FITTING…
where did I put my wristwatch again?
who the hell is she
REALLY??
Pretty smile, tight body.
Hmmmmm the things I’d do.