Ashley Hart In A Bikini
(a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 3.14.12)
“So this is what it’s like to sex the ocean like a man. — I can take it or leave it.”
And welcome to the part of the day where I whine and bitch and moan about Photo Boy not being here, and then stare wistfully out the window dreaming of his warm, wet nose nuzzling my neck as he leash flops in the wind… Anyway, because this site sometimes posts bikini photos, here’s model Ashley Hart (sister of Sports Illusrated model Jessica Hart) at Bondi beach yesterday for you to scrutinize. Is she too skinny? Too man-faced? Nothing special? Surely, the Internet in its never-ending pursuit for truth will let us know, if not Robert Downey Jr. will probably tell us she was a child prostitute. He’s good like that.