After learning the (not)hard way that purity rings don’t double as cock rings, Twilight star Ashley Greene has kicked Joe Jonas to the curb presumably after his fifth marriage proposal followed by a trip to Babies ‘R Us. People reports:
A source told PEOPLE at the time that Jonas was “head over heels” for Greene. They remained an item through the winter, most recently celebrating Greene’s 24th birthday last month in Las Vegas.
In recent weeks, the two, who were never shy about affectionate public appearances, were spotted – separately – at various L.A. clubs. On March 11, Greene and Zac Efron partied with pals at Trousdale Lounge, while Jonas spent a guys’ night out at the same club three nights earlier.
Just so everybody caught that: Ashley Greene went out with an attractive member of the opposite sex (Who’s clearly her type.) while Joe Jonas coped by surrounding himself with men. I don’t want to insinuate anything here, but the gay community should probably send Ashley Greene a card or at least something that says, “Hey, thanks for that nudge.” I’m thinking fruit basket.