Ashley Greene is Single

March 17th, 2011 // 40 Comments

After learning the (not)hard way that purity rings don’t double as cock rings, Twilight star Ashley Greene has kicked Joe Jonas to the curb presumably after his fifth marriage proposal followed by a trip to Babies ‘R Us. People reports:

A source told PEOPLE at the time that Jonas was “head over heels” for Greene. They remained an item through the winter, most recently celebrating Greene’s 24th birthday last month in Las Vegas.
In recent weeks, the two, who were never shy about affectionate public appearances, were spotted – separately – at various L.A. clubs. On March 11, Greene and Zac Efron partied with pals at Trousdale Lounge, while Jonas spent a guys’ night out at the same club three nights earlier.

Just so everybody caught that: Ashley Greene went out with an attractive member of the opposite sex (Who’s clearly her type.) while Joe Jonas coped by surrounding himself with men. I don’t want to insinuate anything here, but the gay community should probably send Ashley Greene a card or at least something that says, “Hey, thanks for that nudge.” I’m thinking fruit basket.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, WENN

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  1. A nudge off a cliff would have been better, but hey, at least Ashley Greene is single now, so… call it even?

  2. noooooooo

    Jonas has no recourse on this which makes it awesome. What could he really say about the breakup to boost himself that would really matter?

    “Good luck finding someone better than me”

    Yeah… she will, often.

  3. RoboZombie

    What a FATTY!!!

  4. Deacon Jones

    This chick definitely belongs on the “I’d Drink Her Bathwater” scale

  5. Bucky Barnes

    She probably got tired of his brothers climbing into bed with them every night.

  6. Richard McBeef

    I was told yesterday that if you suggest someone is gay that hasn’t openly said they were gay, then that person that originally suggested they were gay is a homophobe.

    • DogBoy

      I was told yesterday that if you suggest someone is a homophobe that hasn’t openly said they were homophobe, then that person that originally suggested they were homophobe is a douchebag.

  7. If the other women in the Twilight movies were this attractive and wearing dresses like that, it may have a straight male audience.

  8. Jasmine

    Wow, Im totally straight and I think she is BEAUTIFUL..she looks NORMAL!

  9. Cock Dr

    She gorgeous in a hard edged cunt kinda way.
    Probably got tired of Jonas choirboy & his timid sexuality very quickly. Rode the media wave for a while; but now it’s time to find a MAN.

  10. Snickers

    The fuck is with her Michael Jackson nose?

  11. The Most Interesting

    It’s not often that I get tired of my beard, but I do understand that the beard could get tired of the Jonas.

  12. Mrs. Nick Jonas

    Yay! Joe is single again. He’s so freaking hot. She needs to do something about that freaky MJ nose.

  13. Poor Ashley! Well, maybe you should send her over to my place… I’ll fuck her brains out and she’ll love every minute of it… problem solved!

  14. poor Ashley what’s girl like her to do to get laid .

  15. Really don’t like ‘blonde’ hair on this chick. Looks so much better with black..

  16. cc

    She’s really very, very hot. How she ended up with that fuckin’ guy I’ll never know.

    Then again, she wouldn’t be a woman if she didn’t make stunned choices.

  17. anonym

    she fixes up pretty nice.

    but you still can’t ignore the fact that she has a flat ass.

  18. mean tina

    they had a contract relationship, always were an odd pair. and he’s gay.

    she’s a lesian too. don’t you guys understand how these things work yet?

    they agree to it for publicity and because it works both ways.

  19. mean tina

    she looks like jenna haze kinda, def like a chick in porn.

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    Snickers
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this bitch know how to smile?

  21. Michael

    I hope it’s true. This girl knows martial arts and works out. That’s a challenge for a twink like Joe Jonas.

  22. the captain

    I’M TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  23. Ash Bones

    If I was a Judge and you were cought raping her, I would have to give you a pass… She’s pretty hot.

  24. XYZ

    Talentless overrated ugly skinny bitch.

    • XYZ

      Either u need glasses, either uve never seen her naked (or in a swimsuit, whatever), either u have no clue how a real woman looks like.

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    PrivateDynamo
    Commented on this photo:

    My pants got a little bit tighter reading this news until I realized dating someone as feminine as Joe must have turned her lesbo. Next stop, Sam Ronson.

  26. Matcher

    I would drink her bathwater… after she peed in it.

  27. Stephanie

    I know fuck all about Twilight but I DO know this girl is sexy. Joe Jonas wouldn’t fuck her or what ????? I’d dump is ass too. I can’t believe that! Two attractive adults dating and one won’t give it up? PLEASE!! Oh well who needs long term at her age? She has tons of hot guys at her disposal. Go Ashley!

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    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d eat her panties

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    RtSS
    Commented on this photo:

    I would make some panty tea with her fine delicates. After she wore them for a day, I would seep them in some nice hot water, the sit down and guzzle the delightful tea down. Ahhhhh, I can taste it now. Ashley, give me a call.

  30. The Fly

    I see the ghost of Michael Jackson in her face.

  31. I would make a nice cup of panty tea from her soft delicate undergarments. After she wore them for a day, I would seep those panties in some nice hot water, then sit back and sip the sweet nectar. Ashley, call me…

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