You Have My Attention, ‘Pixels’

August 5th, 2014 // 71 Comments
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The only thing I know about Pixels is that it’s an Adam Sandler movie, so right off the bat I know way too much and will forever have to live with my shame. But then I saw these pics of Ashley Benson looking hot as shit while wielding double katanas as a perfectly mulleted Peter Dinklage runs behind her with a space bazooka and realized, wait, this isn’t a movie set. This is Heaven. Actual Heaven. Or you can believe that stupid kid’s story about Jesus’ horse which sounds super exciting. “What’s that, Didn’t Really Die Boy? Jesus’ horse ate a carrot? A whole carrot? All by itself?! Fuck space titties and midget mullets, let’s tell people about that. Hey, everybody, Jesus’ horse likes carrots! Orange ones, too! BOO-YEAH.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Fish is right. This is heaven. Goddamn she’s looking good.

  2. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    I think those swords are too short to be katanas. Iirc katanas are the trademark swords of the samurai and are usually curved and were too long to be used indoors. So they carried two swords one long and one short.

    I could be wrong though.

  3. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Bodies in motion don’t old up well to photography.

  4. I can’t believe you actually sat through Heaven Is For Real.

    • Also, the plot for Pixels (from Wikipedia):

      When aliens misinterpret video-feeds of classic arcade games as a declaration of war, they attack the Earth, using the games as models for their various assaults. The President of the United States, William Cooper (Kevin James), calls upon his childhood best friend, former 1980′s video game champion Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler), who is now a home theater installer and had a previous relationship to William’s attractive wife (Jane Krakowski), to lead a team of old-school arcaders (Peter Dinklage and Josh Gad) to defeat the aliens and save the planet.

      Isn’t this basically a rip-off of Independence Day? You know, where the President calls upon an old friend who used to date his wife and is now a cable TV repairman to help defeat the aliens and save the planet?

  5. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    “That’s some sweet midget ass”

  6. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Doc Oc
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    he can levitate!

  7. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    This picture could do with a lot less “pixels”.

  8. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Possibly the greatest photo ever on this site.

  9. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Not sure what else this movie could possibly need.

  10. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Zohan
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    This is a hot pic. Ashley, you got a new fan. Or Stalker. You pick.

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    maoix
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    “Oh, yeesh…we’ll mop that up in post-production.”

  12. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Polk
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    They’ll fix that in post-production.

  13. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Pete
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    She looks like the retarded girl I banged once.

  14. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like great stuff….it’s an Oscar contender for sure.

  15. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Cock Dr
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    I hope he got a great paycheck out of this. A mullet of that magnitude is a hard thing to recover from.

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    brick
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    ” Just one sec guys…let me tuck this string back in!”

  17. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Don’t fix it!

    I like my asses all gooey.

  18. cc

    This could be awesome in a campy way…which is fine by me.

  19. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    pew! pew! pew pew pew! Take that you tall muthafuckas!

  20. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    I don’t think that’s a bazooka. It looks more like a minigun.

  21. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    Beth
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    So “Dog the Bounty Hunter” is going to be a movie?

  22. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    She looks like Kate Gosselin there

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    dj hartski
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    He’s everything Bruce Jenner wishes he could be.

  24. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    dj hartski
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    I keep my list of things to say in order to get nerds to love me right here…

    “Daenerys is so much better than Cersei, am I right?”

  25. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
    djhartski
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    Keep running, I will keep the cheesecakes away from your lower half.

  26. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    I believe the internet is now complete.

    Good work, guys.

  27. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    shooting t-shirts to the back row

  28. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Too much hip

  29. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Like I said!!! (Too much hip – photo #1) Leads to the dangles.

  30. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Hiding the cheese from the light

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    JRock
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    For Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Rocket Raccoon goes with a new look after discovering clippers and hair gel.

  32. As much as the still photos do provide some level of excitement, the movie is being produced by Sandler’s Production Company Happy Madison Productions, which is also in the midst of producing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.

  33. The low-budget Guardians of the Galaxy.

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    Ruckus
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    This is it. I have found what I want for my first tattoo.

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    Ruckus
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    You had me at hello

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    Bob
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    Based on this pic I’m betting hers “warbles” too.

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    brouffy
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    I wonder if he gets kids rates on the tattoos

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    right
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    She’s fat around the middle

  39. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    “meet my little friend…”

  40. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    She’s no Lena Dunham.

  41. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    “Run for it ! It’s my wife and that bloody stroller again !”

  42. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    I hope Sandler doesn’t ruin this movie by putting himself in it.

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    Gordon
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    Looooooove her belt!

  44. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    Tyrion’s got a nice butt.

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    dd
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    This is how a blonde holds a sword.

  46. Ashley Benson Cleavage Legs Peter Dinklage Mullet Josh Gad Pixels Set
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    I can only imagine how nice it would be to wake up to this every morning. I mean without the swords. And the clothes.

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