Ashlee Simpson thinks she’s the shit

April 26th, 2006 // 238 Comments

Ashlee Simpson claims she’s hotter than her sister Jessica, telling Scotland’s Daily Record: “I’m taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers. I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive.”

As much as you want to, it’s hard to defend Jessica’s hotness when she looks like spends her free time hiding under bridges to scare children. I mean damn, take a shower already.



  1. BigJim

    Awww, crap. Edna’s back and I gotta go.

    After hitting the gym to further pump up my massive, BigJim muscles, I must go be a soccer dad for a while. See you after the kids are asleep.

    Edna, don’t go changing…

  2. chanel_bear

    she’s back. praise jebus! we love you you great big old humpback whale you.

  3. BigJim


    You aren’t Edna.

  4. Edna Bambrick

    Did you miss me?

  5. BigJim

    We miss real (fat fatty) Edna. You’re not her.

  6. Edna Bambrick

    I just want to clear some things up… there is a website going around about me that has my “picture” on it… it is a fake. And I am still keeping up with “it”.

  7. boredmilf

    yeah edna! (jumping with pom-poms)

  8. BigJim

    Crap. Clock is ticking. Gotta go.

  9. arthurfonzarelli

    Ashlee has always been way better looking than Jessica. How are people suprised by this?

  10. Zanna

    That obvioulsy isn’t the real Edna. The real Edna doesn’t ask questions. She just berates, threatens and quotes scripture.

  11. Edna Bambrick

    I don;t care who you think I am. I know I am a good person and you are all disgusting.

  12. Sdvora

    Who the hell is Edna?

  13. shankyouverymuch

    Yeah baby you may be taller and your legs might be longer

  14. boredmilf

    there is only one way to tell… Edna what is 1John 1:1? Every good bible thumper knows that one

  15. brewdick

    oh edna you know you love this shit, do you get this much attention at your knitting circle?

  16. shankyouverymuch

    Oops I meant “ROCKY” Balboa of couse…

  17. Edna Bambrick

    The Superficial will ban me if I keep up with my old habits of cleaning up the internet. I will moniter without telling who I am monitering.

  18. chanel_bear

    edna, if it’s really you,say those words we are dying to hear….YOU ARE REPORTED! comon, you know you want to.

  19. Edna Bambrick

    In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

  20. boredmilf

    i don’t think it’s the real edna..

  21. Edna Bambrick

    I’m not getting attention… I’m just making purity a main concern, as it shoudl be with everyone. People are afraid of what is good.

  22. brewdick

    you go edna, get your vers’in on!

  23. Dr.Rokter

    This Edna is false.

    “Watch out that you are not deceived. For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am he,’ and, ‘The time is near”

    And fuckin’ Jessica Simpson. What a cum-dumpster, etc.

  24. spatz

    Meganharris is SO jealous right now.

  25. Edna Bambrick

    Do you want to know who is real and who is fake? You are all fake with your aweful language and impure thoughts. Why can’t you be religious and lead respectable lives? It is not hard to have morals.

  26. chanel_bear

    #62- Edna is a middle aged humback whale who has miraculously learned how to quite scripture and use the internet. she’s been posting on the SF since about Friday I believe, about how she is going to clean up the internet by reporting the people on this site to homeland security, because apparently talking about how Paris Hilton is a whore is terrorism or something to that effect.

    although I believe that cruelty to animals, especially endangered mamals, is wrong, she’s ALOT of fun to piss off, and essentially has become a running joke on the SF.It seems today she got herself banned though, but NOW SHE’s BACK!!!!! YAY!

  27. boredmilf

    I got to admit… kind of miss the meganharris bashing..

  28. Chrystal03

    Can we please not turn this into an Edna site, its gettin old already, every thread its Edna Edna Edna, lets move on peeps!! More importantly we have celebrities to bash. Ignore the bitch!

  29. NoraBalora

    She’s jealous.

  30. Damn, Big Edna, does that mean I can call you a disease ridden cum dumpster and you can’t report me? that sucks.
    Thank god mr.simpson has run out of children to pimp out on our poor world.

  31. Edna Bambrick

    Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him. Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit. Proverbs (ch. XXVI, v. 4-5)

  32. chanel_bear

    don’t you listen to her edna, we all love you! i was wondering if you could favour us with a psalm????

  33. boredmilf

    Who said we don’t have morals?

  34. Edna Bambrick

    #80: Are you proud of yourself now? Do you speak like that around people face to face? Then they know how ignorant you are as I do.

  35. Edna Bambrick

    Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. Titus (ch. I, v. 15)

  36. mrs.t

    no, Chrystal, we can’t turn back the clock and pretend that Edna never happened. we must embrace her, whilst we bash celebrities.

    however, i also think this particular edna is a fakity-faker.

    the real edna can spell. and she does not defend herself-she just preaches the good word.

    and, yes, she adores the cock. and the clit, from what i hear.

  37. Edna Bambrick

    I do believe I have changed some people, as I can tell and you can by how i am being more open towards you. I now feel is I reach out instead of provoking, I can do more good. Spicipic instances will help more than warnings.

  38. biatcho

    Oh sweet mother fucker, edna, you’re back.
    Alright, let’s talk penis & vagina.
    Which do you prefer? A hot, salty, semen-oozing cock or a hot, salty, semen-oozzing vaghole? Come on, I want details you little bitch. I know you like em both but I wanna hear it.

  39. boobiezmagee

    I dont think thats the real Edna. Completly different writting style.

    And Ashlee Simpson is a hawk nosed slut bag. Even though I hate them both, I would take Jessica in a heartbeat.

  40. JammyDodger

    Edna STFU. Do u not have anything else to do?

  41. biatcho

    Edna did you just make fun of puerto ricans?? Spicpics?? You bad, naughty whale of a woman you! Nice job!

  42. chanel_bear

    have i ever mentioned that biatcho is my hero?

  43. mrs.t

    and she has never provided chapter and verse notation. bet the faker is a fatty, too.

  44. biatcho

    boobiez – I think we know but we like to pretend it’s the real thing, you know. All these posts today are so fucking boring, humor us.

  45. Edna Bambrick

    Alright, I don’t think that you respond to kindness. I have no other choice…

  46. leesbeautifulwife

    I am sooooo crazy-barfing sick of the Simpson girls. We have always know that Ashlee is ugly, but if you take a close look at Jessica she’s just as bad. She’s got a masculine jawline, almost fake dimples they are so deep, and she’s got wonky eyes. (she look snot bad if she is wearing makeup, but without it….eeeek!)

  47. Edna Bambrick

    I am reporting all disgusting posts.

  48. WD-40

    Ashlee Simpson will never be hot…….ever.

  49. Edna Bambrick

    #88: You are reported

  50. biatcho

    Edna, what is this kindness that you speak of? Does it involve anal? if so SIGN ME UP!

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