While this comes as a shock to absolutely no one, Ashlee and Pete Wentz finally confirmed they have a bun in the oven last night on their website FriendsOrEnemies.com:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz
This news confirms that their asshat video about making a baby was, in fact, a sad indicator of the future. Super duper. I’m overjoyed for their unborn fetus. Go ahead and take a good look at your father, kid. I believe there’s a technical term for your situation. What was it again? Oh, right: UNBELIEVABLY FUCKED. Best of luck to you, Baby Wentz.
K | May 29, 2008 at 12:12 am
don’t these people believe in birth control? sheesh.
Bob | May 29, 2008 at 12:15 am
Everyone knew she was pregnant when they rushed to tie the knot so suddenly.
Bob | May 29, 2008 at 12:15 am
Everyone knew she was pregnant when they rushed to tie the knot so suddenly.
gabrielle | May 29, 2008 at 12:24 am
i hope the kid gets its looks from jessica. Then It Might Have A Chance
gabrielle | May 29, 2008 at 12:24 am
i hope the kid gets its looks from jessica. Then It Might Have A Chance
sammy | May 29, 2008 at 12:32 am
shotgun wedding……Boooooooyahhhh!!!!! is it just me or does he seem like a flamer?
NY Ted | May 29, 2008 at 12:53 am
Umm…what do these two losers do for income again…???
Ted Mosby | May 29, 2008 at 1:05 am
Papa Joe must’ve paid Wentz off to bear his kid, I mean grandchild.
Groucho | May 29, 2008 at 1:24 am
I like that he’s a celebrity. It gives hope to retards everywhere. Look at those adorable retard shoes he’s wearing, I bet he even managed to put them on himself!
kitty_kat | May 29, 2008 at 1:47 am
Well, now we have confirmation of what we already knew: this was a shotgun wedding. I don’t even know why they bothered denying it.
getoverit | May 29, 2008 at 2:08 am
Well, he may dress like an idiot and look kinda gay, and they may have gotten married quickly due to her pregnancy, but they always seem to look genuinely happy together – and like the joke’s on everyone else.
FRIST!!! | May 29, 2008 at 2:23 am
Hey Bob and Gabrielle—one click-that’s it..
Where’s Binky?
Binky | May 29, 2008 at 2:26 am
Confirm what ?…Whatever…
My sources are now saying – Cliff Notes, Binky, Knee Ya Ha Ha, ‘Frank’ from 16th floor, Public at LARGE, and those other ‘hangers on’ will now confirm – …Inside Job.
(Whee)
Binky | May 29, 2008 at 2:35 am
Good timing Frist.
I had previous commitments -
it’s a jungle out there. Life is full of, like challenges…etc.
But I really should come up with some new material as someone said – or create a few more characters.
Emma from England ?
Bruce from Australia ?
Steven Park from Korea ?…
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Inside job ?
Binky | May 29, 2008 at 3:01 am
(Frist – your Spokane Chiefs seem a bit destructive)
(Win the thing – don’t trash the thing… etc)
SaraDevil | May 29, 2008 at 3:02 am
Can you imagine the chin that thing is going to have?
Cliff Notes | May 29, 2008 at 3:09 am
Well – now that you mention it #16 …no…..
Inside job ?
Alex H | May 29, 2008 at 3:16 am
wow, well, shotgun wedding, everyone saw THAT coming- that baby is going to be sooo unlucky- think about ashlee’s looks BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY + pete wentz’s looks. yeah, i hope he/she inherits jessicas looks…
and speaking of, too bad for jess. i bet she’s feelin pretty old-maidish right now, considering she had the fairy tale wedding, fairy tale life…then got divorced with no children. hah. karma’s a bitch.
Cliff Notes | May 29, 2008 at 3:32 am
For those of you, keeping score at home – gravity don’t do explosions…..
etc…
( you can’t make this stuff up As Willie Nelson said – How stupid do they think we are ?)
Me | May 29, 2008 at 3:39 am
This is a trick with mirrors right? I mean, I’m looking at a picture of the same person, once dressed up like a woman – although which side I’m not too sure …
Alex H | May 29, 2008 at 3:40 am
ps
i guess ashlee didnt follow the whole “virgin til my wedding night” thing like jessica (apparently) did…im surprised papa Joe didnt make a big deal of that about ashlee, if only for publicity. oh well.. i guess having her pregnant before her wedding would get just as much media attn.
Binky | May 29, 2008 at 3:50 am
So, Cliff – This ‘Gawker’ site has obviously shown their true colors on the previous link and continued their descent into ‘treasonable’.
Cliff Notes : The gravity thing pretty well convicts them Bink.
Gravity just don’t bring down buildings like that.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 29, 2008 at 3:54 am
So #20, & 21 – Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed …etc. ?
( I predict you leave – and you never seen again )
English Bob | May 29, 2008 at 5:50 am
They look like brother and sister, that’s some sick shit right there!!!
Dumdidum | May 29, 2008 at 6:03 am
#24: That’s what I thought! Who knows, maybe Papa Joe was quite busy elsewhere and he really is.
vm | May 29, 2008 at 6:31 am
i actually remember a few months ago reading on a few websites that Papa Joe was impressed with how it was trendy to famous women to have baby such as Angelina Jolie and Britney Spears and was impressed with the idea of how much selling baby pics cost…..was hoping one of his girls would get pregnant so he could earn a profit. And then Ashley gets pregant and married in the span of a month. This is all a publicity stunt planned by Papa Joe to earn more $$$$$$.
asda | May 29, 2008 at 7:17 am
I think Hollywood has a higer birth rate than Mexico at this point. Think its time to break out the sex-education lessons again and stop this de-evolution in its path. After this post, truly futable evidence now exists to link a high birth rate to feeble development. Just attempt calculating the mean IQ in Hollywood if you require further proof.
Hey_Dude | May 29, 2008 at 7:22 am
Hahaha.
Joe Simpson sure is smart.He convinces {etey that the best way to cover up his gayness is too pretend that he’s the daddy,when we all know Joe doesn’t share his pussy.
frank | May 29, 2008 at 7:31 am
How does this guy not know what a fucking idiot he looks like?
Reel World | May 29, 2008 at 7:45 am
I give these two idiots til the end of summer.
Reel World | May 29, 2008 at 7:45 am
I give these two idiots til the end of summer.
Jeezy | May 29, 2008 at 8:34 am
She looks like a man, he looks like a flaming fag. There’s no way he’s the father or she’s the mother…
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | May 29, 2008 at 8:36 am
The pregnant one is the tinkerbell on the right? I can’t tell. I mean, if I have to guess, the one on the right is/has the vagina.
snarky | May 29, 2008 at 9:01 am
WGAFF?! (a.k.a…who gives a flying fuck)
Auntie Kryst | May 29, 2008 at 9:05 am
Given both their respective fan bases are 13 year old girls, they will never have trouble locating a babysitter..
wha.wha.wha? | May 29, 2008 at 9:08 am
…don’t know who Pete Wentz is…but if was him I’d be pissed looking at pictures of Ashley holding hands with this creepy lesbian chick…
runnergal | May 29, 2008 at 9:23 am
the message on her purse is psycho.
Rick | May 29, 2008 at 9:31 am
Pete Wentz is such a loser, Nice shoes douche’bag.
Fat Mouse | May 29, 2008 at 9:44 am
They look like the same person. Weird.
gotmilk? | May 29, 2008 at 10:30 am
39, they do. maybe they style each other’s hair.
nice teeth pete. did you get a referral from Hillary Duff?
FRIST!!! | May 29, 2008 at 10:44 am
#41, well, I don’t think Pete is a “billionaire” , but stil….U wreak of idiotdumbassness..
toolboy | May 29, 2008 at 10:44 am
Haters! Pete got those shoes from his pal Marty. Marty McFly that is. I bet he’s wearing the matching thong….
Roy | May 29, 2008 at 10:55 am
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
KrispyKremeMcDonalds | May 29, 2008 at 11:04 am
This is the kind of shit that makes infertile couples want to kill themselves….
Kill the parents and give the baby to Brangelina.
Kate | May 29, 2008 at 11:19 am
Really, Roy? Considering she just got married and is knocked up, that’s some social calendar she’s keeping.
You’re a tool. Spam somewhere else. No one is clicking on your fucking site.
Kate | May 29, 2008 at 11:19 am
Really, Roy? Considering she just got married and is knocked up, that’s some social calendar she’s keeping.
You’re a tool. Spam somewhere else.
Kate | May 29, 2008 at 11:20 am
Oops, sorry for the double post.
Bacon Uber Allles | May 29, 2008 at 11:32 am
“While many have speculated about this”
Ya I heard they had to shut down the UN because the tension was just too much. Thanks god the world can finally let out it’s breath.
britney's weave | May 29, 2008 at 12:30 pm
i can’t wait for the stories from dss when these two get caught trying to flat-iron the peach fuzz on their newborn’s head.
Sport | May 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Nice fag boots homo.