While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn’t resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly how I’d deflect from the fact I used to have sex with Pete Wentz, too. Well played. Us Weekly reports:
On Thursday, the star, 27, jetted to Australia to celebrate the opening of Marquee, The Star, Sydney in Sydney Australia. At the event, she was overheard responding to a reporter’s question about Jessica giving birth while she is down under.
“I have plenty of time,” Ashlee answered.
Just to put things in perspective, Ashlee could’ve been opening a nightclub on the goddamn moon and still given the same answer which must feel awesome for Jessica Simpson. She looks like the wrong sneeze could send a baby flying out of her, yet her family’s boarding international flights without even thinking twice about it.
JESSICA: You’re going to China?! What if my water breaks? Look how big I am!
ASHLEE: What’d you have for breakfast today?
JESSICA: Chili’s.
ASHLEE: See you in two weeks.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The only thing I wanna know is how long will she keep them boobs once that baby pops out ?
Some women are luckier than others, but if she breast feeds, who knows ? At least the pregnancy is real. *I’m looking at YOU, Beyonce!* In the “birth photo” that they published, the baby wasn’t even a newborn … bunch of phonies with gigantic egos, gah.
She’s a friggin’ multi-millionaire. Plastic Surgery will make all things right.
Those girls won the DNA lottery…
Oh ? They’ve had an AWFUL lot of plastic surgery. And besides, “beauty is like being born rich and getting poorer.”
Who gives a shit if they had plastic surgery, you’re saying they weren’t fucking gorgeous before a nose job? You’re retarded.
And thanks for the “beauty is like being born rich” quote…from fucking Joan Collins. Jack, do you want a skirt to match that blouse? LOL, fucking Joan Collin’s quotes on The Superficial…what is this world coming to?
that explains the thrice weekly DNA deposit from Papa Joe’s PowerBalls.
I love how they refer to her as a “star”…….star of what?
Like everyone in L.A. these days, she’s famous for being famous, of course.
You fucking guys are too funny…what exactly does someone have to do in your book to be called a star?
Not that I even give a shit about her other than thinking she pretty hot….
She’s had a number 1 album where she SANG songs–famous as a singer, not famous for being famous.
She had her own reality show about HER the star.
She has had staring roles on television (the Melrose Place remake) and she’s been a recurring cast member on several other shows.
She starred, ON BROADWAY, in the musical Chicago.
These are major accomplishments that allow her to be referred to as “a star” on some crappy celeb website.
Fucking morons.
joe? is that you?
OMG….shes GINORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wtf??? That douche, Kate Gosselin, looked just as big w/ 6 babies in her tummy!!!! LMAO
Gosselin had another 4 in there that came out dead.
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Wow, you paid money for 20 photos of this tranny?
There are days where I just have to think that Jessica is about 4’11″, and that’s the only direction the baby has to go. Otherwise, she’s about to birth all the kids.
She looks like she could be a contender in a chin-off with Reese Witherspoon.
What about Jay Leno? Nobody challenges his no. 1 chin status. Conan was just trying to overtake his show and look what happened.
If Jessica gets any bigger, several Asian countries are going to begin worshiping her.
i think you mean ‘deflect’, not ‘defect’
I wish Ashlee would pop out my kid
I’m certain now most of Hollywood is made up of aliens. That would explain most celebs’ weird behavior and why one celeb is pregnant for 5 monthy, the other for a year.
…months
I think we’ve established that Beyonce was never pregnant, the lying bitch, lol.
They’re totes gonna make out!
Ever see a seahorse give birth? That’s what Jessica’s going to look like in the maternity ward.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHCqrrU-Gk&feature=related
For reference
That video is hot hot hot
gross…but i can see that happening too
She’s not a bad looking girl, but seriously, FIX YOUR GODDAMNED NECK! You’re a person not a bird, stand up straight!
Fish, you conniving son of a bitch… I spent the better part of my morning flipping back and forth through the gallery looking for the picture of Minka Kelly grabbing Ashlee Simpson’s boobs, only to see that her hand is up on her back. You’re welcome for the clicks… bastard!
Thanks for saving me the effort and clicks, Iveski.
great. so ashley simpson-who? talking to press about her sister jessica simpson-who? in an attempt to stay “famous”.
A buffalo giving birth to an elephant.
If the Earth’s magnetic poles flip I’m blaming Jessica Simpson and that swelling ball of iron she’s calling a pregnancy.
She has beautiful eyes.
Am I the only one that thinks Ashlee was hotter before the nose job