Ashlee Simpson: ‘Jessica Isn’t Squeezing Out A Kid Anytime Soon’

While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn’t resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly how I’d deflect from the fact I used to have sex with Pete Wentz, too. Well played. Us Weekly reports:

On Thursday, the star, 27, jetted to Australia to celebrate the opening of Marquee, The Star, Sydney in Sydney Australia. At the event, she was overheard responding to a reporter’s question about Jessica giving birth while she is down under.
“I have plenty of time,” Ashlee answered.

Just to put things in perspective, Ashlee could’ve been opening a nightclub on the goddamn moon and still given the same answer which must feel awesome for Jessica Simpson. She looks like the wrong sneeze could send a baby flying out of her, yet her family’s boarding international flights without even thinking twice about it.

JESSICA: You’re going to China?! What if my water breaks? Look how big I am!
ASHLEE: What’d you have for breakfast today?
JESSICA: Chili’s.
ASHLEE: See you in two weeks.

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