“Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
Ashlee Simpson might have ended her marriage with Pete Wentz to bang his best friend, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about him. So like a kind, loving friend she hung out with him over the weekend knowing full well he’d kill to get back together and raise their son as a family. TMZ reports:
Ashlee and Pete hit up In-N-Out and Taco Bell, but there is no reconciliation. Pete is leaving town today for a month-long series of concerts, and she wanted to boost his spirits before he left.
Our sources say Pete never wanted the divorce and would get back with Ashlee in a second, but she definitely wants out of the marriage.
Probably the coldest trick any woman can do is agree to hang out with the guy whose heart she just ripped in two. Which is why this is the funniest post I’ve written all day. I mean, can you imagine Pete Wentz’s face when she said going to their house and “just cuddling” would be a bad idea? Ahaha! He probably cried right into his Gorillaz wool cap. AHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tear* Does being a horrible asshole ever stop being hilarious? Because I’m honestly not seeing a bottom here.
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