Ariel Winter’s Boobs Are Defending Kim Kardashian? Why, God?!

Kim Kardashian’s naked selfies are never about female empowerment or promoting positive body images because they’re heavily Photoshopped pics of a surgically modified soulless cow monster who knows shameless shit-merchants like me will milk the SEO right out of them. And here’s Chloe Grace Moretz – whose feet you love (Shameless. Shit-merchant.) – saying almost exactly what I said but without the panache of soulless cow monster. Via Glamour:

CGM: I had just gotten off a plane from South Korea, I was incredibly jet-lagged, and I couldn’t take one more thing. I saw that photo, and I had to say something. That picture wasn’t linked to body confidence. It wasn’t a #BodyConfidence or #LoveWhoYouAre. It was done in a slightly voyeuristic light, which I felt was a little inappropriate for young women to see. … I would hate for young women to feel they need to post certain photos in order to gain likes, retweets, favorites, and male attention.… I wasn’t slut-shaming. It’s not about body shaming.
Glamour: Kim responded by tweeting: “let’s all welcome @ChloeG​Moretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. …”
CGM: I started laughing. I was at dinner with my family [when] I got the notification [on my phone]. I look at it and I go, “Oh my God. She responded.” My mom took the most offense to it because it was girl-on-girl hate and Kim didn’t come back with an educated response on body confidence. It was aggressive, and also it was incorrect. I don’t have 45 million followers or a TV show that follows my life. But people know who I am. I pride myself on having opinions, and I don’t express them in snarky ways toward people.

All very reasonable stuff, unless you ask Ariel Winter whose breasts apparently want to suffocate Chloe Grace Moretz, which isn’t a scenario I’m going to pursue while leaving this post completely hang-

Body positivity 💋 #messageoverbackground #bodypositivity #liveyourlife

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