May 05, 2006
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer addresses pregnancy rumor
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, issued a confusing statement yesterday in regards to the rumors surrounding Anna Nicole being pregnant.
"If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet," Stern wrote in an e-mail Thursday to The Associated Press. "If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is."
What's the point of sending out a statement if all you're gonna do is make things more confusing. He could've Xeroxed a page from the dictionary and attached a hand drawn map and it would've been more informative. More entertaining too, because maps are fun. Pirates use them.
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Comments
1. Posted by Yayday on May 5, 2006 04:31 PM
Wow - Big Time Celebrity!
2. Posted by griffmills on May 5, 2006 04:32 PM
hit it or not? that is the question
3. Posted by Yayday on May 5, 2006 04:32 PM
Want to bet that she will name the kid "PICKLE"
4. Posted by Land-Man on May 5, 2006 04:32 PM
I can confirm that she's pregnant, she loves doing it Land-style.
5. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 04:33 PM
Wow... I'm not a huge fan - but she looks hot in that picture!
Kinda like jewel there ---->
6. Posted by Haroof on May 5, 2006 04:33 PM
Wow, she actually does look hot in that picture.
Hmmmm.
7. Posted by Yayday on May 5, 2006 04:35 PM
Hey Boredmiff
Great post - pretty funny with the arrow
8. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 04:36 PM
jewel is a hag.
ANS is the shizzle, love her crucifix
9. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 04:36 PM
its boredmilf not boredmiff
10. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 5, 2006 04:38 PM
Who died?
11. Posted by Land-Man on May 5, 2006 04:38 PM
That ain't no crucifix. It's a Land-Necklace which I intentionally shot in that pattern.
12. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 04:40 PM
the land-man has artistic ablilities...
13. Posted by Italian Stallion on May 5, 2006 04:43 PM
For some reason I have the urge to "Sean Connery" this dumb bitch........
14. Posted by tits_on_snack on May 5, 2006 04:43 PM
Howard Stern, what a tool. Not only is his name easily confused with the other Howard Stern which is reason enough to annoy me, I simply want to kick him in the nuts for being such a simpering douchebag all the time. He's more annoying than Anna Nicole.
15. Posted by UCSD on May 5, 2006 04:44 PM
Land man is a tool. You have to be able to get an erection to shoot a load.
16. Posted by krisdylee on May 5, 2006 04:44 PM
Hot? Especially with them linebacker shoulder pads.... hot like Dynasty circa 19??
17. Posted by pinky_nip on May 5, 2006 04:44 PM
You may think she looks hot now, but just remember, she has the potential to be a grower.
18. Posted by Grphdesi23 on May 5, 2006 04:44 PM
I think its
Howard "I would lick her pussy" K. Stern's
child.
19. Posted by inspector11 on May 5, 2006 04:47 PM
i think this lawyer is actually a 13 year old goth chick. here's my reasoning:
1. goth chicks are obnoxious and therby qualified for legal training.
2. the idea that anyone lies because they like watching other people discuss their behavior is a clear sign that you are either a.) anna nicole smith; or b.)you are cutting yourself in the bathroom after biology class.
i can't wait for the first infant to endorse trim-spa!
20. Posted by pinky_nip on May 5, 2006 04:48 PM
I'm personally sick of looking at the "wispy, thoughtful" Jewel... and BTW, that is so touched up.
21. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 5, 2006 04:48 PM
Im glad to see that you all are keeping it clean! Good Job!
22. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 5, 2006 04:49 PM
If she is pregnant, she's just gonna get fat again. What the hell is up with fat celeb women losing a ton of weight and then getting knocked up? Stupid cows should've done it BEFORE they lost the weight! Still not sure WHY anyone would want a kid, though...annoying little crotchfruits...kinda makes me want to rip out my uterus with a coathanger.
23. Posted by pinky_nip on May 5, 2006 04:49 PM
#21: Shove a zucchini up your dried up cunt, Edna.
24. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 04:50 PM
Edna!!!
25. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 5, 2006 04:50 PM
Then I'll donate it to Tom Cruise. I bet he'll eat it. Maybe with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
26. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 04:51 PM
@22
No one wants to fuck them when they're fat
27. Posted by Land-Man on May 5, 2006 04:51 PM
I met Anna at a plus-sized store where I was shopping for condoms.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood Land-Man
28. Posted by Vas Deferens on May 5, 2006 04:51 PM
Edna loves the cock.
29. Posted by pinky_nip on May 5, 2006 04:53 PM
You buy condoms at Lane Bryant? I always knew you were a chubby-chaser.
30. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 04:53 PM
that mcdonalds "asian salad" yoga ad is disturbing on so many levels.
what the fuck makes a salad "asian" anyhow??? oranges?
31. Posted by pinky_nip on May 5, 2006 04:55 PM
Actually they're "mandarin" oranges.. get it? How silly!
32. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 04:55 PM
they should come out with a "puerto rican salad," and the only difference is it takes an hour to make
33. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 04:56 PM
If she's doing it Land style, she must have a Land-gina?
34. Posted by pinky_nip on May 5, 2006 04:56 PM
How about an African American Salad? We'll throw some watermelon and ribs in it.
35. Posted by Land-Man on May 5, 2006 04:57 PM
I had a Puerto Rican salad and it tried to steal my car and rape my girlfriend.
36. Posted by Tatamo on May 5, 2006 04:57 PM
#22 why dont you take yourself up on that...then when your done...shove the coat hanger down your throat...
37. Posted by radio4play on May 5, 2006 04:58 PM
howard stern, how ironic..
First!
TCLTC
38. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 04:58 PM
my African American salad sold me some crack last night
39. Posted by Spindoc on May 5, 2006 05:03 PM
Can Child Services preemtively abort the baby and insert it into the uterus of somebody who won't be a psycho drug addict mother?
40. Posted by Iambananas on May 5, 2006 05:04 PM
SAhe was funnier when she was fat.
41. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 05:06 PM
My Anglo american salad: killed most of the American indians then stole their land, after that, it enslaved all the people that were minding thier own business in africa, then exploited them for a couple of hundred years, then went to the middle east stole all the oil to put it in her SUVs then complained when the towel heads blew them the hell up on 9-11...and now it bitches and moans like a fucking cunt that nobody likes her.
42. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 05:06 PM
@39
Actually... they can...
43. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 05:08 PM
41: that's one *busy* fucking salad
44. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 05:09 PM
but is also obviously far more superior to any other salad ever
45. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 05:12 PM
#44 I hope you aren't serious.... just breaking #41's balls...
46. Posted by Land-Man on May 5, 2006 05:12 PM
That salad created modern civilization, and is the envy of all other salads in the world. There's no rules to the world folks, and the white salad kicked everyone's asses fair and square. If you can't play a real man salad's game, go home and cry to your mommies.
Show some respect.
47. Posted by Fisher55 on May 5, 2006 05:13 PM
totally, milf, i'm cool like that
48. Posted by Sweetsens8tion on May 5, 2006 05:24 PM
Hey Everyone..Just released photo of LAMBANANAS...He/She is sooooooooo damn sexy!
COME SEE ALL:
http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/5-5-2006%20-%20unsexy%20header.jpg
49. Posted by buckinggrimace on May 5, 2006 05:27 PM
WTF tossed salad is more like it - "roll over for a taste"?
TCLTC (and tossed salad).
50. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 5, 2006 05:28 PM
Yeah! My first post! I think Anna Nicole is beautiful and I would do her.
51. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 5, 2006 05:30 PM
Yes, everyone, I am a lesbian and have a thing for blondes. Even if they are kinda kooky and old.
52. Posted by liya on May 5, 2006 05:31 PM
Actually, i believe it was the European Salad, which created modern civilisation, the American salad just stole it and gave it a bad rep, pissing off the other salads in the process.
take that suckers!!!!!!!
53. Posted by 86 on May 5, 2006 05:32 PM
I've been thinking. We should totally change it to GLIBTARD in honor of Tom Cruise loving the cock.
54. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 05:32 PM
We'll get back to how superior it is once they're done tossing it for you in Irak...funny how the black olives seem to be doing most of the work ...again.
In other more pertinent comments ....does this guy even qualify a celeb, seriously, we need some standards people.
55. Posted by liya on May 5, 2006 05:34 PM
did i mention that salad is also high in calories, low in intelligence, with a hint of 'fucked up' democracy
56. Posted by 86 on May 5, 2006 05:38 PM
This is by far the funniest thread of all time.
57. Posted by boredmilf on May 5, 2006 05:42 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why #51 thinks it's so important to let us all know that she's a lesbo...
58. Posted by Zanna on May 5, 2006 05:48 PM
She looks good bent over here -
http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_keeps_us_guessing_20060505.php
59. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 05:50 PM
Yeah,I just noticed it #57, what the fuck is that about.
60. Posted by downshine on May 5, 2006 05:52 PM
what the hell does TCLTC stand for?
61. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 05:54 PM
Tom Cruise Loves The Cock
62. Posted by radio4play on May 5, 2006 05:55 PM
milf: thats easy, she wants you to toss her salad. Good luck with that then
TCLTC
63. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 05:55 PM
...preferably, up his butt.
64. Posted by Zanna on May 5, 2006 05:56 PM
@60:
TCLTC = Tom cruise loves the cock.
65. Posted by krisdylee on May 5, 2006 06:12 PM
Huh. The Canadian Salad at McD's is so fuckin' polite, they pay you to eat it.
66. Posted by Mr_White_Secure_American on May 5, 2006 06:14 PM
I JERKED OFF IN HER LIBTARD SALAD!!!!!!
67. Posted by Captain Awesome on May 5, 2006 06:29 PM
she looks fiiiiine there.
68. Posted by ellaminnowpea on May 5, 2006 06:33 PM
GLIBTARD!!!!!
@58 - geez....could she have any more extra skin hanging on her?!?! I know bassett hounds with less extra skin on them!!!
69. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on May 5, 2006 06:43 PM
Shouldn't this headline read "Anna Nicole steals Gena Lee Nolin's face"?
70. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 5, 2006 07:22 PM
Don't worry Anna, it's not too late for that abortion...Clearly this statement has us confused as to whether or not your pregnant.
71. Posted by Unabashed Liar on May 5, 2006 07:36 PM
Geez, what happen? Is that really her? If so, She looks hotter in that photo then she did in Playboy and those god awful-softcore videos.
72. Posted by Pearly on May 5, 2006 07:47 PM
#69 she really does look different..maybe some surgery??
73. Posted by Sweetsens8tion on May 5, 2006 07:50 PM
Now this is a woman I would turn Les for...she is absolutely beautiful..Anna Nichol is not even in the same league...
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/jennifer_love_hewitt_fez_10_big.jpg
74. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 5, 2006 08:01 PM
30 The salad has almonds, asians have "almond eyes"?
75. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 5, 2006 08:35 PM
I would hit that so hard I would go to jail for assault.
76. Posted by Iambananas on May 5, 2006 08:56 PM
Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg
77. Posted by unrational on May 5, 2006 08:57 PM
actually..in those pictures it looks likes she's faked tanned the muscle lines on her abs. She looks weird. Doesn't look anything like Anna Nicole at all anymore.
78. Posted by Iambananas on May 5, 2006 09:05 PM
This used to be a site where everyone posted comments on celebrities... that was fun, and that's how it started. I posted that I didn't hate Tom Cruise and I'm not a freak to wish someone dead that I don't even know.
So, lets go back to just commenting on celebs and not on fellow posters behind the anonymity of a screen name. I don't understand saying something personal about a screen name... it's that dumbest thing in the whole world.
Just released photo of Sweatsens8tion!!!!
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly203.jpg
See, it really doesnt make a logical person out of a dumb one, now does it?
Now you see what I'm talking about, so take my advice and really try to act like a member of society and not like a bratty little annoying thing.
And, P.S. My Screen name is I_AM_BANANAS... like the letter I (eye)... and it's not my fault you don't know the difference. Ever heard the Gwen song? I am bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
Don't hate, appreciate.
79. Posted by krisdylee on May 5, 2006 09:07 PM
Jennifer Juniper is a dyke
Doo-dah, Doo-dah,
Jennifer Juniper is a dyke
Oh-doo-dah-day...
80. Posted by Jewbacca on May 5, 2006 09:15 PM
Edna Bambrick, lord. She has had me banned before from yahoo. I had my account for 8 goddamn (edna: GODDAMN) years and yahoo bans me just like that. Superficial, be on the lookout for a woman named beverlyann hatch and one named cindybin. They are just as bad or worse! Oh and actually Edna, Ive been visiting this site, about Jesus and thought I might share it with you.
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/flash_jesus/flash_jesus.htm
81. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 5, 2006 10:11 PM
78 Shut the fuck up.
82. Posted by Sweetsens8tion on May 5, 2006 10:11 PM
Hey Everyone..Just released photo of Iambananas...He/She is sooooooooo damn sexy!
COME SEE ALL:
http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/5-5-2006%20-%20unsexy%20header.jpg
83. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 5, 2006 10:13 PM
79 -
Um...
Lickin' clit all night,
Fisting chicks all day,
Someone said JJ's a dyke,
And Tom Cruise is gay????
84. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 10:15 PM
Lambananallamagoganabobannadingdong...your name reminds of Bananarama, that was a pretty cool 80's pop band.
I miss the 80's
85. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 5, 2006 10:28 PM
Telegram for: Iambananas
From: Fa Cube Itches
Okay I get it STOP You wish things were different here STOP Duly noted and to an extent agreed with STOP However could you please stop with the endless cut and paste laments re said situation STOP The shtick is getting very old STOP If you intend to keep making yourself a target then please do so with brevity STOP If not I cordially invite you to shove your next lengthy cut and paste missive up your own ass sideways STOP Alles klar Herr Kommissar STOP
86. Posted by Sheva on May 5, 2006 10:30 PM
Screw that Lambda Lambda Lambda and the gay choir your came with cuz no one here is going to cooperate with your public desire to take one for your team with Tom Cruise who also by chance happens to love the cock.
You two go get a room.
That picture is actually from Anna's appearance at the Supreme Court. Hard to believe that the drugged out pig on her show somehow transformed herself into a nice image of a lady like that. Of course she didn't have to open her mouth and that helped.
But really amazing and show's you what a motivated whore will do for a whole lot of cash.
In this case, a mountain of it.
87. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 5, 2006 10:36 PM
"... show's you what a motivated whore will do for a whole lot of cash."
truer words have never been written.
88. Posted by Captain Awesome on May 5, 2006 10:56 PM
Update: Would still hit it like it owed me money.
89. Posted by spammy on May 5, 2006 11:02 PM
I was just going to join in and bash lambanas or bonanza or whatever, when I realized somthing. I think she's a 14 yr old girl.? I hope that that's the reason you're so dumb. Really. This is your out bambam. You better take it.
90. Posted by Captain Awesome on May 5, 2006 11:17 PM
"But really amazing and show's you what a motivated whore will do for a whole lot of cash."
You just named every actor in Hollywood.
91. Posted by gogoboots on May 5, 2006 11:56 PM
Yes it is really stupid, so obviously for publicity and media attention since we haven't thought of her since she went on Trim Spa and started going to parties all wasted and marbley-mouthed!
92. Posted by Mr. Fritz on May 6, 2006 12:22 AM
This girl is freaky looking. She is too tranny looking. That Jennifer Juniper needs glasses.
93. Posted by Aimtrue on May 6, 2006 12:24 AM
she looks good
94. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on May 6, 2006 12:36 AM
Judging by this pic, Trimspa works fucking miracles.
95. Posted by krisdylee on May 6, 2006 12:42 AM
#85 Fa Cube, funniest fucking post I've read in a llloooonnnngggg time...
96. Posted by bitchwithclass on May 6, 2006 01:01 AM
#46
Hogwash!
Civilization was created in china and what is now known as the middle east! Please read a history book.
Also here is a fact:
"the West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do."----------
Samuel P. Huntington
97. Posted by Fa Cube Itches on May 6, 2006 01:26 AM
Then you'd think the not-forgetting-about-it non-Westerners would be just a BIT more hesitant to fuck with the West. Huntington had it backwards as to who best remembers the beatings.
Also Western economic and governmental structures were far superior to those elsewhere, ergo Western superiority in organized violence.
98. Posted by Derek Hail on May 6, 2006 01:30 AM
#82 - that guy is ugly right? haha.
99. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 6, 2006 01:32 AM
Yeah, anyone who thinks Bruce Villanche is anything but the ugliest androgenous fat tub of shit needs to have their head examined, after it is sawed off with a plastic spork.
100. Posted by Odium on May 6, 2006 02:18 AM
how can anyone think shes hot??? i wouldnt touch that bitch with a ten foot pole....
and #80 thank you!! that totally made my day
101. Posted by libtard on May 6, 2006 02:46 AM
Doesn't this twat already have one kid she never takes care of? Her offspring are guaranteed to be more screwed up than Frances Bean.
102. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 6, 2006 03:00 AM
Be careful Libtard. There's an asshat that runs around here wanting to toss your salad.
103. Posted by Eye Candy on May 6, 2006 03:09 AM
Who is this woman who has wasted precious minutes of my life
104. Posted by Faye Valentine on May 6, 2006 05:43 AM
lol crotchfuit.
105. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 6, 2006 07:47 AM
@36-
Little defensive of your screaming crotchfruit, are you? I bet you're one of those assholes who let their kid throw a tantrum in a store, and say, "No, no honey...shhh, please stop..." or some other BS like that. Or you let it run around and fuck up shit that you make others clean up because you're too fat and lazy to do it yourself. It's fuckers like you that make me hate kids in the first place. How about you get off the internet and get back to shoving Twinkies down your gaping maw while your husband is at work fucking his secretary because he hates coming home to your fat ass and your out of control kids, you stupid broodmare cunt. I'm sure we'll see your kids in jail or strung out on meth soon enough, and then you'll be kissing my ass because my tax dollars will be paying for it's rehab or jail. Please go kill yourself now.
106. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 6, 2006 07:55 AM
Hehehe, don't hold back...
107. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 6, 2006 07:58 AM
Of course, no offense to those of you who are GOOD parents, kids are ok for others, just not for me. I obviously appreciate well-behaved kids that have responsible parents. I'm sure the non-retarded among you understood that, thanks for not being a fucking stupid sack of shit like #36. I love (most) of the rest of you guys, you make my days interesting.
108. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 6, 2006 07:59 AM
@106-
I never do! You have to call people out on their stupidity, or they'll never shut up. Ok, I swear I'm done for now. :)
109. Posted by Barbara on May 6, 2006 08:09 AM
Does anyone else find the lawyers name a little funny?
110. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 6, 2006 08:34 AM
I don't find the lawyers name funny. Jewish yes, funny no.
But I do find tsarinaamanda sexy.
111. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 6, 2006 09:10 AM
I think that Anna Nicole's uterus would look like an eggplant that had been left in the sun for a week -- shrivled, purple-y brown, and putrid.
I can't believe a fetus could actually gestate in there.
112. Posted by YAYShannysHERE on May 6, 2006 02:17 PM
Crotchfruit? LOL
113. Posted by prettierthanmeganharris on May 6, 2006 02:43 PM
@85 You rock!
Have mixed feelings about Anna Nicole. I used to be heavy when she was, and lost the weight about when she did, and think she looks absolutely wonderful. But the girl is messed up mentally beyond repair; so sad if she is going to raise another child.
Gerald T., love your blog.
114. Posted by christee on May 6, 2006 02:52 PM
tsarinaamanda, perhaps we have seen the same little banshees in public? i don't blame the kids as much as the parents (although i do make a few exceptions). there is nothing more annoying in this world (other than a few people on here, who shall remain nameless), than a shrieking child in a public place, and parents that sit back and let them do it.
anna nicole, i think you fall in this category.
115. Posted by Captain Awesome on May 6, 2006 03:55 PM
Third update: Would hit it for freedom.
116. Posted by tsarinaamanda on May 6, 2006 03:59 PM
@110: Thank you, that makes my day much better, I just got off work and had to deal with the aforementioned children all day. Jesus, I thought working in a pet hospital would keep those little shits away from me, boy was I wrong!
@114: Do you live in Northern VA, or is it this bad all over the country? I do agree, it is mainly the parents fault, but it doesn't make it any better. I sometimes feel like I shouldn't ever leave the house! And I guarantee that ANS will be one of those parents, she'll be too busy drinking, popping pills, or whatever to discipline her kid. Damn, Hollywood, kids are NOT the "trendy" accessory for this season, please get that through your heads!
117. Posted by gammanormids on May 6, 2006 04:44 PM
This is the post we're going to see all weekend? MM...
Anyway, tsarinaamanda, I agree with your second answer: apparently, some called celebrities think having kids is fashionable these days: we normal people have been douing the same by years... No wonder why kids today are so messed up.
118. Posted by eva86 on May 6, 2006 05:12 PM
maybe she doesn't want to say who fucked her up because
he's too busy fucking up the rest of the nation.
@41 that was no salad, that was only the dessert
119. Posted by Amani on May 6, 2006 06:38 PM
Holy crap... It took me a great deal of googling, and looking at the source article's photo gallery before realizing that was Anna Nicole Smith.
I mean, she isn't doing the obnoxious "I-just-snorted-lots-of-cocaine" smile from ear to ear.
120. Posted by MeganHarris on May 6, 2006 08:29 PM
ugh.. shes so nasty
121. Posted by cibby on May 6, 2006 09:15 PM
Amani, I know what you mean... I can't believe that's her, with a normal, human-style look on her face...
122. Posted by libtard on May 6, 2006 09:56 PM
Be careful Libtard. There's an asshat that runs around here wanting to toss your salad.
What's this? Some asshat wants to lick my asshole with either syrup or jelly and he prefers jelly???
123. Posted by christee on May 6, 2006 10:24 PM
no, i don't, tsarina. but i did work at an animal hospital. no one is immune! give me barking dogs anyday :)
124. Posted by meg on May 7, 2006 12:23 AM
i didnt read all the comments, but did anyone else notice how lumpy her boobs look there? you'd think with all that money she just won, she could afford a good boob job, or a bra that fits.
125. Posted by Jamma Jeneson on May 7, 2006 02:07 AM
Her boobs are lumpy because she's concealing pork sausages for young Howie's butt-hole.
126. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 7, 2006 02:12 AM
Her boobs may look lumpy, but I'd still do her for the sake of saying "I screwed a PMOY". Who the hell is this Edna bitch? Is she gonna report me for being a carpet muncher?
127. Posted by sherry-co is a psycho on May 7, 2006 04:09 AM
In the link above: http://tinyurl.com/fqrcq she's starting to look more and more like an unattractive fat version of Reese Witherspoon.
I hope she wins this case. People have it in for gold-diggers, but seriously they serve a purpose, for guys like the 100 yr old guy she married.
If you cut someone's lawn on the condition that they will pay you to do so, you should get paid for it. That's all I'm saying.
128. Posted by Realist2006 on May 7, 2006 06:30 AM
LOL! At last a funny thread!
Actually, the European salad is the last salad to come out. It certainly wasn't the first civilisation!
Not having much going for itself, it then proceeded to copy every other previous salads and claim they 'invented' & 'discovered' them. Being a very ugly and insecure salad, it tends to wrongly take criticism as "jealousy"!
It has a fake confidence in itself, which stems from the knowledge that other salads are better than it is. Hence its need to imitate certain other salad's ways.
It can't understand why, after stealing, murdering, infecting and destroying everything it encounters, it is one of the most despised and ridiculed salads.
129. Posted by liya on May 7, 2006 08:56 AM
Wait wait realist, i think your getting confused with the american salad.
130. Posted by jkxo on May 7, 2006 09:36 AM
i hope she doesnt mistake the baby for a pie
131. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 7, 2006 01:31 PM
Yeah, a funny thread, and realist2006 goes and fucks it up.
Europe was the birthplace of civilization. Mesopotamia (the fertile crescent, hello?)is directly situated in the middle of the Eurasian continent. Europeans were the first to attempt farming, which in turn prefaced the invention of tools and the domestication of wild animals (which in turn spawned communicable disease, not Europeans themselves). Accomplishing this allowed for a sedentary lifestyle with large groups of people living in one small area -- i.e. civilization as we understand it today.
If you passed seventh grade social studies, you'd remember this. On behalf of socially-aware eighth graders everywhere, FUCK OFF, COMMIE!!
132. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 7, 2006 01:44 PM
I peed in Anna Nicole's European salad.
She took a few bites and told me it needed more Land-sauce.
Ya'll know what that means...
133. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on May 7, 2006 01:46 PM
By the way, Realist 2006, the angry black man persona is SO 2004. Especially when you're really a white man. An overweight white man with a trucker hat and big doofy glasses named Michael Moore.
134. Posted by parishaswarts on May 7, 2006 01:53 PM
i dont care how unattractive michael moore is. hes not in the biz of selling his body. he sells the truth. ok, maybe its a little out of context, but its still the truth. ppl complained that far. 911 shows interviews taken out of context. still, it doesnt matter bc those things came out of the interviewee's mouth. the verdict? he rocks. i'd rather die then sleep with him, but id be his friend.
135. Posted by parishaswarts on May 7, 2006 01:57 PM
and as an afterthought in keeping with the salad metaphor...
id rather die then toss michael moore's salad.
136. Posted by CruisingForCock on May 7, 2006 02:37 PM
We missed you oh so much Osh!
137. Posted by Gerald Tarrant on May 7, 2006 03:15 PM
I guess I'll let Oshkosh out of her cage more often.
138. Posted by PeteMcLochness on May 7, 2006 04:08 PM
sweetcheeks--sounds like you've read "Guns, Germs and Steel." It's a great book about why the anglo-european salad is the most powerful salad of all.
"Asian salad" sounds like something you give someone in conjunction with a cincinatti bowtie.
139. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 7, 2006 04:40 PM
I think you might have an "asian salad" right after a "peruvian breakfast." Just ask Osh.
140. Posted by Edna Bambrick on May 7, 2006 06:57 PM
#126 Do not live in sin! I have prayed to our Lord that you stop living a sinful lifestyle. Also, You have been REPORTED!
141. Posted by Binky on May 7, 2006 07:41 PM
I don't think I've told Anna where we stand - which is very cheap.
Honey - it's a go - as long as you can score the cash.
A 'pre-nup' ? Sorry, that's still a 'no go'. I still feel that really cheapens a relationship.
Call me.
142. Posted by Binky on May 7, 2006 08:00 PM
And don't order the salad... as per usual
143. Posted by PeteMcLochness on May 7, 2006 11:02 PM
parishaswarts--I went to high school with Michael Moore. One time, I took a dump in a KFC box and put it in his locker. He never found out who did it; I think that is what drives him to do investigative documentaries.
144. Posted by Sheva on May 7, 2006 11:57 PM
Michael Moore is to a documentary as Anna Nicole is to virginity.
Neither has any regard for the other.
Can anyone tell me how much money Michael Moore made on his Haliburton stock?
Assholes. You just can't keep them off this site.
145. Posted by parishaswarts on May 8, 2006 12:32 AM
PeteMcLochness-
ROTFL. Michael Moore's still desperately searching for the owner of the poo in his locker. You made a monster.
Sheva-
that was shady of Michael Moore, agreed. However, his films do raise some interesting questions. Namely, i want Osama Bin Laden dead and I wanna know why exactly we have an unrelated war in Iraq while we ignore the real problems. Sheva, if your so smart, where are the weapons of mass destruction that we went in there for? Hmm?
And you lose 10 points for being classless and tacky for calling me an asshole. At least be creative when you insult someone darling.
146. Posted by -= ChebyratoR =- on May 8, 2006 01:34 AM
Edna dear why dont you go to http://www.muslimaccess.com/discussions/forum/ or some similar site and spread your word there instead?
Maybe include you full home address just incase...
and have you seen your own foto lately? Realy you should try Jenny Craig, it worked for Kirstie Alley ;)
147. Posted by KingDongilingus on May 8, 2006 02:12 AM
Pre- and Immediately Post-Playboy, definite Hittage. Now, only with a coked up 'roid freak like Barry Bonds and a even then, Hittage only with his Louisville Slugger.
Not that it would hurt her, she has to be as dumb as a bag of rocks. Rich + Stupid = Most of America's entertainment industry.
Be a real man! Hop on that, and if you live, I am sure the docs can find the cure later.
148. Posted by Amani on May 8, 2006 06:15 AM
People, people... Please. If we're all going to discuss Michael Moore and I don't know communism, then I hope we try our best not to misrepresent anyone. Communism has been given an alternative meaning, a bad one, and that bad alternative meaning is the one we use popularly. I really hope you don't have immediate bad associations with the concept, #131, I agree with everything you said in your post and hope that commie addition was a joke... (bad one btw).
#144. Do us all a favour and tell us, you're not helping anyone.
Michael Moore, and farenheit 9/11 is the shit. It was an eye opener for me, and I appreciate his show, "The Awful Truth". As for Anna Nicole; she's ugly like whoa.
149. Posted by BarbadoSlim on May 8, 2006 07:38 AM
Calling people commies for being suppodedly ignorant is so, hmmm I don't know, so fifties, I think calling them George W. Bush would be more with the times, you could also use it as a substitute for liar, cheater, drunk, cokehead, killer of america's next generation on a new vietnam, failed business man and stupid.
150. Posted by PeteMcLochness on May 8, 2006 08:42 AM
#148--alternative meaning huh. Sounds like commie talk to me. Maybe somebody should take a dump in your locker.
151. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 8, 2006 08:53 AM
I forgot to mention to "Edna" that I am an Athiest. If there is a Hell, I would rather burn in eternity than look at your photograph. I don't believe you are who you say you are. However, I like to annoy people and antagonize them. Que sara, sara.
152. Posted by sweetcheeks on May 8, 2006 09:06 AM
Amani -- Marx and Engels had a noble idea in their manifesto; the only glitch is applying it to humanity. (Read Animal Farm).
"All animals are created equal -- some are just more equal than others, and they're the ones taking dumps in everyone else's lockers..." George Orwell.
Being a pinko commie is NOT a joke! I am reporting all commie posts. #148: consider yourself reported.
153. Posted by PeteMcLochness on May 8, 2006 09:11 AM
someone should report Michael Moore for the double quarter-pounder I found under his left teat.
154. Posted by mamacita on May 8, 2006 11:10 AM
@151
No one cares if you're an atheist. Just like no one cares that you're a lesbian who has a thing for blondes, "even if the're kinda kooky and old". This is not a singles site. Next thing you'll unleash is how you like long walks on the beach and cuddling. Nobody gives a shit!!!!!
155. Posted by mamacita on May 8, 2006 11:13 AM
*they're*
156. Posted by Jennifer Juniper on May 8, 2006 12:22 PM
#154, I'm sorry, we weren't properly introduced. And you are? My name is Jennifer, I am a Virgo. My stats are 38 29 36 and I don't like long walks on the beach. If you are interested, I will tell you more.
157. Posted by HollyJ on May 8, 2006 01:49 PM
ONE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN!!
6. Posted by Haroof on May 5, 2006 04:33 PM "Wow she actually does look hot in that picture"
I agree. I think she's an ugly skankhole, but damn if I didn't do a double-take at how good she looks there...except for that lineman shoulder-padded jacket thing.