I *so* deserve this

crack!
buttfuck!

Cool 3rd

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I had to fucking sign in!

Dangit.

Not an eating disorder, a snorting disorder!! Look at those arms, gross! She should shut up about it, she just makes herself look more stupid.

victory is sweet

She looks like she should be dating Pete Douherty

It's not anorexia, it's more like a combination of cocaine addiction, bulimia AND anorexia. Therein lies the problem. I don't think it takes a doctor to figure out that she has an eating phobia.

This chick "might" be anorexic.
Yeah, I "might" drink too much.
MeganHarris "might" suck donkey dick.
TC"might"LTC.
LandMan "might" have a tiny dick.
Paris "might" have herpes.
The sun "might" come up tomorrow.
If I keep this up, it "might" be funny.

I "might" despise the sweetness of fisher's victory...

ladies, take note: thin is in

Posts 1-5 of every story are always the lamest.

Sodomy is *hot*

don't worry, baby, your day will come...

86, don't be jealous. just work harder.

remember back in the day when she was the "plump, ugly one". im still lost in the transition of "wham bam, what the fuck just happened" skeletor look. seriously, how did she go from thunder thighs to ethiopian?

same as anna nicole: bypass surgery. everyone's doing it

you're not too skinny hon, you're just small boned.

16 - she lost about 125 lbs when she stopped talking to skankarella hilton.

She should try Tom Cruise's diet regimen:

5:30 a.m. 4 ounces fresh sperm, preferably "off the vine".
7:30 a.m. 8 ounces chilled, preserved sperm with 4 ounces placenta (fresh or frozen) blended.
9:30 a.m. 6 ounces hot sperm.
12 p.m. Raw baby steak with placenta-sperm sauce.
3 p.m. 8 Ounce sperm smoothie
7 p.m. One Human Soul, basted with pain and irony, served on a bed of self-loathing, side of crazy.
Midnight Snack: 4 ounces of hot sperm
*Substitute Snack: 3 ounces maconium, fresh.

"Close Encounters of the Ritchie Kind"

#10 - I think I "might" have a crush on you now.

I don't think she was ever big enough for gastric bypass. She just went on Lindsay's patented cum and coke diet. Works everytime!

86 - I have to disagree with you. Post #13 is the lamest in this thread...

Jacq:
I think I "might" feel the same way.

Nicole can't gain wait because of the gargantuan tapeworm she picked up while reaming Paris' asshole. You know I'm right. I hear she even named it.

#12, I'm on the HoHan diet: cigarettes, cum, cocaine, and if I work vigorously all week beating the shit out of nasty wanna be ho's and fucking their boyfriends, I can have a few rum and diet cokes.

can one of the sad sods who get a buzz out of being "FIRST" to post please explain the satisfaction they derive from it????

She's a shadow of her former self. The only way anyone could find her in a crowd is to follow the trail of hair falling off her head from malnutrition.

SHE S SO DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT, I HOPE SHE DROPS DEAD

As I wrote on my blog, I think she has super human metabolism. She should start entering hot dog eating contests because, she says its not an eating disorder so it must be the metabolism. She can probably eat 75,000 hot dogs.

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/03/nicole-richie-has-super-human-metabolism/

There are some pictures where Nicole is looking SICKLY skinny. They were taking recently at the Coachella retreat.

I think I "might" vomit up lunch.

It's just a matter of time before her belly swells and the flies start buzzing around and landing on her eyelids. Maybe Sally Strothers will offer her a sandwich.

Hey Jacq, 86 86........little bit of restuarant humor

aha! so my ethiopian hunch was right! thanks for backing that up papa!

But 24 is definitely the coolest.

prettierthanmeganharris: you go, girl! spread the news!

This chick isn't even worth sticking in Tom Cruise's ass.

Since she's all bones. And Tom likes bones in his ass. ***stretch*** Shut up.

PapaHotNuts rules

Good for her. This way she can pull a Lohan, and continue being an annorexic junkie but look as though she is trying not to be one.
With god as my witness, I will not rest until I defeat this horrible thinness that has overcome me! Nice try.

nicole is such a fat bitch

So she DOESN'T have an eating disorder, that sounds possible.

other possible things

Tom Cruise is NOT a cock enthusiast.
Seacrest is brimming with testosterone.
Paris Hilton doesn't a hyper form of raging herpes.
The sky is magenta.

ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga OOGA BOOGA I SaID! I-Im not even mad, thats amaazing. Are you saying, that you have a party, in your pants, and that I am invited?

How could she have actually been more fat when she was on heroin?

I mean, how can a frame like that contain such a huge vagina?
She's nothing but skin, bones and snatch.
You could probably fit her inside herself. It's like the serpent eating it's own tail, only with more blow and STDs.
And farm animals.
"It's like throwing a couple of pretzles down a mineshaft."

#10 has a GREAT comment.

P.S. You can never be too rich or too thin

What's the deal with that person's finger on her arm? I think it is holding her up so she doesn't fall backwards.

I "might" have dildos bigger than her arms

*its*

I *might* try and steal pinky_nip from Jim.

#36 - Thanks. I take it back now. :)
Unless that was sarcasm. If so, I'll meet you by the bike racks at 3:30.

I'm on the new "V" diet - it consists solely of vicodin and vodka. I was doing the Red Bull and nicotine diet, but I started to look like an Olsen twin - and everyone knows they're fat.

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

I heard the "V" diet was eating a whole lot of something else...

she should leave well enough alone - she "might" be able to lose more weight and actually look good.

Sherry-cock "might" need to embrace the fact that she is the shitstain of society.
She also "might" want to see if the mothership has landed yet.

Rock on fellow posters..TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...

#9 - you cant be both anorexic and bulemic. . . you either eat, or you dont. . .

I agree with Sherry-co. Tom Cruise Lives To Cuddle, after an intense session of buttramming and pole smoking with Ryan Seacrest.

TCLTC: Tom Cruise Likes Touching Children.

When you have so many cocks deep throating you, its hard not be anorexic.

Funny, she was like 40 lbs heavier during the first season of "The Simple Life" then she claimed that she was fat because she had come off drugs....hmmm, now she's not fat anymore, guess we know what that means.

you can throw-up celery and lettuce (which she eats) and not eat for awhile - hence anorexia and bulimia at the same time - TA-DA!

61, you know she must be on speed, cause that's the only thing I can think of that makes you lose weight so rapidly...

PapaHotNuts--

Nicole Richie did try to eat the sandwich that Sally Struthers offered her, but Sally grabbed her right out of her hand before she could. Then she said "Mmm, good." as the crust off the bread stuck to her lip.

Tough break.

It's probably chemotherapy.
Somebody needs to tell this dumb bitch that herpes can't be cured that way.
That or Skankwhoreitis. I've heard that takes away all your friends and leaves you alone in a dark puddle of some stranger's semen wondering where it all went wrong.

damn, you jealous bitches you! if you're bigger than a 00, please just don't even leave your house.

I'd hit it if I didn't love the cock so much. I mean, Yeah, I'd hit it.

Why she does everything her friends do...(lindsay admited bulimia in vanity fair)the really funny part nicole didn't even get the cover and so whats next?? the law-suit for miss enterpretating her words?? and nicole you missed a step in youre makeover porn-night vision-tape!!!...oh wait!! did you did it ..but it just wasn't a succes?? jeez!! i wonder why

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

#42:
Seacrest IS brimming with testosterone.
It's just not his...

Man-milk and testosterone are two different things.

whoever that is behind her is pointing to her freakish arm of evidence of a nasty drug habit plus eating disorder.

Tom Cruise told me he hates your fuckin' guts, sherry-co. He also said your breath smells like Edna's cunt.

Free these SOULS, show them the way to EMPOWERMENT of SCIENTOLOGY...Dont judge them, they know not what they do or say.. Instead EMBRACE L.Ron Hubbards CHILDREN..Bring them into the SCIENTOLOGY Family...AMEN..

TCLTC=TOM CRUISE LOVES TO CUDDLE...just a reminder..

Sherry-co, L Ron's calling you back to the Mother Ship...buh-bye.

Why she does every single thing her so-called friends do??(lindsay also talk about her eating dissorder in vanity fair) lack of creativity i guess or maybe just identity but anyway is becoming pathetic!! and the really funny part is that nicole didn't even get the cover!! seriously what's next?? the law-suit for miss-interpretation of her words?? what kind of deal do you sluts have with vanity fair?? ...o! and nicole you missed a step in youre makeover...night-vision porn tape !! or did you do it...it just wasn't succesfull?? jeez!! i wonder why!?

I had anorexia (5'9'' 101 pounds) and I know what it looks like... she looks anorexic... her face looks sick and her arms are too thin... she's lying.

sherry-co, you are a great person and I really love you. WHAT?!?!?! you don't have a cock. I take that back because everybody knows that Tom Cruise loves the Cock.

sherry-co:

i've resisted responding to your inane babling about scientology, but i can't do it anymore.

do the words FUCK OFF, mean anything to you?

seriously, do you think that coming on here and preaching all of your scientology shit is going to do anything? nobody on this site is fucking stupid enough to belive that a cult developed by a science fiction writer for the sole purpose of making money is the one true religion. just because your dumb enough to believe it all, don't punish the rest of us.

To be fair, all religions were developed by science fiction writers bent on global domination and making tons of money. Scientology is just the most apparent.

of course she's lying. i love how celebrities think they can convince everyone that "no, i'm not anorexic, i just have a REALLY hard time keeping weight on."

Uhhh yeah, we still have pictures of when you were chubby or normal sized. was that just a "phase" that lasted lasted, oh, 20-some years?

and don't use a Christian thing like 'amen' in a prayer to whatever made up god your cult members pray to.

...sorry for the ranting to everybody else, but I've had enough of this bitch.

Who is preaching Scientology? I think that's kind of weird... did you know they think thatspace aliens were put into a volcano like a hundred years ago then came back down and are in our bodies? And it was invented by L. Ron Hubbord... the sci fi writer??? But just because I think it's slightly unlikely (lol) I still like Tom Cruise, he never hurts anyone, he's a nice guy, and he's a nice actor.

P.S. Does anyone find it ironic that the anorexic Nicole is on this page and SO is the weight loss secret? Lol... people are too obsessed with weight, it's sad. We should be more obsessed on important things, like the illegal aliens taking over the country, war, suffering, and poverty.

yeah, chanel, this site is full of fucking *geniuses* (is that a word?)

geniusi?

But, then again, this website is called The Superficial, so I kind of had a little warning, lol.

geniuses... yup! IT's a word! And I totally agree *cough cough* losers *cough cough* lol... people on this site get to hating eachother! It's funny... I mean... who here likes Meganharris?? I don't! Thats fo-sho

@83

well...i forgot about meganharris.

People on this site are too... too... too
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Too superficial.

Unless their name is Rosie O'Donnell. In which case, replace "food" with animals, small children, and anything else she can reach without having to get up off the sofa.

Okay, that was just funny. Without having to get off the sofa... I'm rolling.

Sherry-co, You are not funny, believable, or even remotely entertaining. Let me reiterate a few words that I'm sure you've heard before: You are BORING. Now please make your selection: a)be funny b)be quiet or c)go away and let me enjoy Superfish. Thank you.

you know what? tom cruise does love to cuddle...as long as you have a cock, which he also loves.

maybe she has tapeworm

53: That's not the "V" diet, that's "Dining at the Y". Just a letter off.

Sherry-co:

Hi, long time listener, first time caller. Um, shouldn't you change your ID to "History"? I ask this because all you ever do is fucking repeat yourself.

Here's a suggestion for Nicole:

STOP DOING COKE!

Maybe then, she'll gain some weight.

I heard she had a Gastric Bypass like her ugly ass "fiance"....who the fuck knows. I'm just waiting to hear the news she's dead already.

when did The Superficial turn into a ranting thread?

Sherry-co. You are actually a Scientologist? So let me get this straight. A guy who wrote Science Fiction, comes up with a religeon that you have to pay to be a part of, and it involves space aliens and volcanoes etc... --Snicker-- Oh, your guidence counselors really dropped the ball with you didn't they? LOL!!! You're kidding, I thought only drug addict stars who never graduated high-school fell for that crap. LOL!!!!!! Oh God, a real scientologist. Hey, ok, so tell me, when they told you the first time about the Thetans, admit it, you snickered, didn't you? Come on, I won't tell anybody, but you thought "damn, I want to be a part of something, but...Thetans?" It's ok Sherry, some of us get our friends by meeting them and sharing common interests and you had to pay to belong to a cult, you know, whatever works.

MeganHarris, when did you last feed the cub scout you keep locked in your basement?

#91 - that's it! She's got a tapeworm...

Did you hear that getting a hookworm in your intestines can cure your asthma? I'm not making that up!

Meganharris is an idiot, and I've never ead a single post of hers... she riles everyone up and her 15 mins is OVER! Just like Edna's

I bet it's cocaine.

@82 Lamebananarama

So you're a xenophobe to boot? Awesome. So while you're preaching about being kind, virtuous and "un-hateful" (nice word, retard) you'd like to send all the "illegal immigrants who are taking over the country" back to where they came?

Your job at WalMart is probably safe for now. And if you want cheap lettuce and Cheetos, you'd better not send all those scary people back south...

gross

Sherry-co was dropped on her head when she was a baby. Her mom looked at her and thought she was fine, disregarding the odd shape her head was, drank a couple 6-packs, smoked a pack of smokes and then decided to take her to the doctor. Trouble was, she was too drunk, ended up dropping sherry-co off at the homeless shelter down the street, where she was raised by a pack of smelly hobos who dressed her in lettuce leaves and paper bags. They never truly loved her, and sherry-co wandered in the desert for 40 years, until she discovered Scientology....

#57 - you cant be both anorexic and bulemic. . . you either eat, or you dont. . .

Yeah you can. There are too types of bulimia:

1) those people who binge and purge;
2) anorexic women who starve themselves and make themselves throw up ANYTHING that enters their mouth (milk, coffee, an olive, etc.); they are anorexic and bulemic.

@104

In those 40 years, did Sherry-cunt also discover Krispy Kremes, Country Club Malt Liquor and vaginal warts?

tom cruise loves to cuddle...cuddle my ballsack in his mouth

Has Edna been banned from the Superficial? Maybe TC can have Xenu transport her jumbo sized buttocks to Krakatoa. TCLTC

WHERE ARE HER TITS? Don't women have breasteses?
Krisdylee....I was inspecting a house earlier today, the pregnant neighbor came over, smoking a cigarette. It was all I could do not to put it out on her face. For privacy reasons (hers, not mine) I won't mention which fucked up midwestern state I am in this week. Although it starts with an M and ends in an I, and it sure ain't MS.
Trotter...funny shiite man!

If I may quote the Colonel from Boogie Nights: "Oh, you think so, Doctor?"

Well, I suppose better late than never Ms. Richie.

If it's not an eating disorder, what is it?

I don't rile anyone up. i mind my own business most of the time I post! It's the Lesbian Crew that attacks me. Don't blame me cause your fat, girls.

#105, see I told that numbnuts you can totally be both! Thanks for the support!

@105:

1. when talking about the number, it's "two" and not "too"
2. you really can't be both anorexic and bulimic. Bulimia is characterized by binging & purging; anorexia is characterized by reducing food/caloric intake (i.e., basically starving oneself) without the purging.

next operation chirugicale of Paris, changes bones to him into hollow plastic

http://www.lezlife.com

And by the way, if she does have an eating disorder, then it's likely bulimia - it's confirmed that she eats and that she eats large quantities of fast foods. The other possibility is that she really does have a funky metabolism and is one of those women, like me, who eats less with stress and has trouble putting the weight back on. I'm 5'6" and I average about 105 lbs, and for years my dr's have told me that I'm healthy and just meant to be small and that I should just stop worrying about it. If my mom and everyone else in the world would stop focusing on my weight (don't you have more important things to worry about?!) and stop driving me nutso about it, then I could stress less about it...and when I don't stress about weight and other things, VOILA the weight comes on.

When it becomes socially & politically correct for me to ask a fat person if they have a gland problem or if they ever thought about gastric bypass, THEN you all can keep bugging thin folks about being thin. Until then, keep your fat asses out of it.

116:

Look, there's skinny, unhealthy skinny, so skinny that Somalis pass the hat to buy you a cheeseburger, and so skinny that Auschwitz inmates cut off their own feet so that you can have something to eat before you drop dead.

Nicole is getting pretty close to the last of those.

I can't believe that somebody who used to be so fat has no idea why she is now the size of my dying grandmother.

good site - but why the big deal about posting places people?

#116 - My friend knows you and says you're a dumb ass skank who thinks starving herself and making out with chicks at bars is going to compensate for your fugly face.

AZ right?

OMG what a fat fucking bitch!! Lose some weight FATASS!!!

The sad thing is, this ditchpig Nicole Richie STILL looks about a thousand times better than sweetcheeks