maddox is always a good guy to look up to! i guess only if ur asian tho..

Maybe looking like the kid will get him back in Angelina's bed. Whatever!

God, Remember when Brad Pitt was hot?? What the hell has happened to him since he hooked up w/Angelina??!!! It's sad, just sad! I'm thinkin the blood vials around the neck are like a day or 2 away!!

woo. fourth.

Yeah...I saw this about 7 hours ago - I now have to go to other sites to get the latest in gossip. Superficial is NOT on top of things anymore!!!

Yeah, Brad's looking a little overcooked and freaky lately. I am sick of hearing about him and the former Mrs. Billy Bob.

Can anyone say mid-life crisis? Or perhaps its for a movie role, maybe Brad is playing a gay Pawnee in the Brokeback Mountain sequel? More than likely he has the Mohawk because Angelina likes the way it feels when he's kissing her ass...

After Angelina gave him his black eye, she shaved his head while he was sleeping. Bitch is having MAJOR hormonal issues. But then again, she is pregnant, so I guess it's okay.

Perhaps Angelina is trying to get him to look more like Jenny Shimizu.

Brad Pitt has a mohawk. Whoop-de-dildo-doo.
If this is the best you can come up with today, I'm gonna have to put a noose around my scrotum and hang myself for amusement.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005570461,00.html

Also reported: Brad Pitt throws like a girl.

this has become tiresome. now it is time to dance.

They got it all wrong - he's not trying to style his hair like Maddox, he's trying to style it like Angelina's pubic hair. Sometimes referred to as the "Hitler" or the "Dusty Trail".

He's gonna be stayin at the WHYYYYY EMMM CEEEE A!

In other news... Tom loves the cock...

I'm thinking this guy is a major follower. He gets the same haircolor, sunglasses, etc. as the person he's hooked up with at the time.

So, if he has a mohawk, does this mean he's seeing Mr. T on the side?

In the past, Mssr. Pitt always imitated the look of his current lover. Now he's resorted to looking like his adopted kid. I like the copycat on the Staples commercial, but I don't like copycat Brad Pitt!!! >=O

Pictures in this weeks Heat Magazine (the British equivalent of US magazine) shows pitt with a ton of grey hairs in his beard. he probably just shaved off his hair to disguise the greys...
Angelina is sucking the life force out of him....

I'D HIT IT!

Angelina MUST be bored with this tool already...now it's like, well, he's my baby's daddy. Now I have no choice but to have him around...

Take a note from this ladies...if you get knocked up, and they end up tools, you have no choice. They will always be hanging around acting a fool.

Oh my god. Proof the Brad is just Angelina's 3rd adoptive child. He didn't sound this dumb on the Fight Club commentary track. Maybe David Fincher was feeding him interesting lines to say..

MeganHarris, you would watch the Fight Club DVD extras. You probably listen to Radiohead and PJ Harvey too. God I hate you.

brad and tom would make the perfect couple

Even with the Mohawk he still fucking Jolie...

When you are banging Angelina Jolie, you just don't have anything left to prove.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

He looks like "Street Tough #3" in a circa 1985 Marvel comic where four guys start picking on an old man walking down the sidewalk, calling him things like "old geezer" or "grandpa" while stealing things out of his grocery bag.

dammit oshkosh, why can't you just say what you are feeling?? repression really bites back when you are on x.

Obidiah: I love that copycat too... MEOW!

MeganHarris... ugh

25 = the truth.

COULD IT BE????
DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE????
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE...
BRAD PITT LIKES COCK TOO!!!

He had to leave some hair for Jolie to grab when she penetrates him from behind.

Megan, sounds like you've got too much time on your hands. You should try masturbating until you go blind and can't navigate the internet.

The 'seagull manager' banner - that's me wanting to hang myself at my desk today, except the girl in that picture is fat.

I'm sorry ladies, but Brad was never that hot.

My boss would be very unpleased (is that even a word?) to know that I spent 90% of my work day catching up on an internet fight...
In other news:
Ez-Eeee = hot
He gave me the HIV (and that would be pronouncing it not as initials, but as a word, hiv) but I still <3 him
P.S. What does Tom Cruise love?

31 - Yeah she looks like a pregnant Rosie O'Donnell but fatter. All of her fat goo is causing my browser to slow down. Disgusting.

Is it wrong that Maddox makes me all wet?

I just noticed that the decking and furniture behind them looks like it is fashioned out of beef jerky. Are they still in Africa? I thought we had taken all of their food away.

I'd probably be happier if he was mauled by a lion and looked like 'Massive Head-Wound Harry'. And #32 - I have to disagree. The guy from Thelma and Louise? Yeah, I would have loved to see him at the foot of MY bed.

Is that Kevin Costner with a mohawk? They are filming "Field Of Dreams 2" on a beach? Since when? If you shave it she will cum....

What's that red spot on his chin? Did she beat him up again?

when will this pock-marked loser get an identity of his own? He always looks like the person he's with, and now emulating a 4 year old...well, that's just pathetic. Next thing you know he's gonna pull his scalp back too so his eyes looks all Asian.
I wonder if he 'hawked his pubes too.

Ashley Judd is smug cunt who wishes she was born in New Hampshire instead of Kentucky, and her movies suck bear dick, and her teeth are yellow. I know this has nothing to do with Brad's landing strip, but I thought we could use something fresh around these parts. [insert picture of Ashley Judd here, flashing her dingy smile and cross-eyed guppy face]

Does this mean he's dating Maddox now? I know Angelina likes to keep it in the family but I didn't realise Brad did too.

Fact: Tommy was originally slated for the part of Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain, and he fought tooth and nail to get that role too, since it's practically the only way he can bend over for a guy in public without having to come out with denials and lawsuits.

But he was replaced by Jake Gyllenhaal when Ang Lee realised that Tom Cruise loves the cock - more than he loves to act that he loves the cock.

Oops, so sorry, that was meant for the Tom Cruise post. *covers head and runs away in embarrassment*

is today a slow day for the celebrity latest gossip? (which i doubt since they can't run they're own lives) or is the superficial having margarita fridays? what's this about brad? who cares? give us something better then this, like angelina is mad at brad for not getting a tatoo of the family and drinking his son's blood.

Apparently the Superficial bloggers are all at church cleansing their souls on this Good Friday... since the best we can do is Brad's "lastest do"... What is this, Entertainment Tonight?

WTF he is still hot. And the fact that he is with Angelina makes him super hot. The fact that he loves her children, hella supper hot.

#40 - LOL you are SO right!

What's the deal with the guy on the left part of the picture that Brad and the kid are watching as he takes a leak?

Oh boy #46. Due to the extreme boredom on the Superficial this afternoon I fear you're setting yourself up for some serious assrapings for the whole "brad pitt is hella hot for supper" shit.

#48 if that guy is taking a leak his dick has got be about 3 feet in diameter, look at where his wrist is for christs sakes. That would be the cock of all cocks.

Roasted Brad Pitt with Baby Gravy flambe is hell hot for supper. There you go, biatcho.

*hella*

His hair reminds me of pubes on a vagina. Did I already say that? Oops. Ashley Judd is such a repulsive twat.

4 in a row! Fuck all y'all!

#50, sorry I was thinking of my usual stance. I sometimes forget that I'm a freak of nature.

wohoooooooooooo!!!!! 53rd post!!!!!!!!!

now about the pic-thats hot!

#21 - What, exactly, is an adoptive child? Someone who adopts, say, bad grammar habits?
Have you met Kelly?
There's sweltering, hot, burning hot and hella supper hot. Take me for instance, I am supper hot.

#46

Word has it Brad Pitt does *not* love Angie's kids. Reportedly, he has repeatedly left them locked in the back of his SUV with the windows rolled up for hours at a time, claming he "forgot" they were there.

He also routinely refers to Maddox in public as "fuckface".

THE BIGGEST LIPS IN HOLLYWOOD.

I could be referring to either one of them.

Yuk.

He's starting to look like the guy who runs the "Tilt a Whirl" at the county fair.

hah. #26 was so right on.
maddox looks like he would be a lot funner to hang out with than brad.

#30? pixiestixantrax = kim?
cuz i only gave kim the aids.
the hiviee i keep all to myself, its far too special to me to go spreading around.

#40:

WTF? I live in NH and am trying to figure out if that was an insult or compliment? Well, there are a lot of fat people who live here, so maybe Ashley wants to be fat like her sister Wynonna but feel comfortable about fitting in.

Dudes. My hair is in a ponytail today.

#47 - Are you MeganHarris? Why are you laighing at yourself.

The sun must never shine in Paris, he's looked like Elmer's glue since he moved there. He must have been on Elmer's rubber cement when he hooked up with her.

#64 - OH MY GOD! No way! Mine, too! But my bangs are pissing me off because I wore glasses today and they're sticking waaaay out to the side. Plus, it's hotter than fuck and humid here.

#62 - I got the genital herp (from Kim's dad) and I pass it around like candy. I'm frivolous like that. It's just how I roll.

He always looks like who he's dating, but this is redicilous... he needs to get an identity of his own and be his own person instead of morphing into who he's around... look at this link, he seriously looks like who he's dating.

http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060130132509990001

I agree with the speculation that Brad is simply a follower, equivalent to many women who lose their identities when in a relationship with a more dominant person. What about the possibility he's uglifying himself (he's still not that bad though and I've never been a Brad Pitt fan, but he did look amazing in Troy), at her unexplicit urging, to keep all the women at bay, to better control him? Just an idea.

Psychotherapist Candice Slobin has a theory. "There's some essential element of his own self-identity that may be missing." She adds, "He's absorbing something into his own identity that has not developed on its own." But Slobin also points out, "It is not necessarily a negative pattern if what he is absorbing from these women is life-enhancing."http://tmz.aol.com/article2?id=20060130132509990001

mohawk, mullet, whatever. He's still damn good looking. And it's totally exceptable for me to feel that way because everytime some hideous-washed-out-has-been is on here, i.e., Tara Ried, some stupid guy always says "i'd still hit it".

Looks photoshopped to me. Nope, dont buy it.

Brotha needs to get a spine and a shower.

Jacq #36 are you really sure you want to see a mohawked rapist at the foot of your bed? Cuz I bet there are a few of them lurking around these parts...

Jacq #36 are you really sure you want to see a mohawked rapist at the foot of your bed? Cuz I bet there are a few of them lurking around these parts...

oops

He looks slightly retarded now.

Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_l_)

Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_l_)

TaiTai, seeing as how I am a mohawked rapist as well I would really not have a problem with that. My mohawk is in my naughty place. Really. Ask Italian Stallion and SpaceDog.

TaiTai, seeing as how I am a mohawked rapist as well I would really not have a problem with that. My mohawk is in my naughty place. Really. Ask Italian Stallion and SpaceDog.

Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_|_)

Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_|_)

Where is Kim today? I need someone to lance a boil on my (_|_)

TaiTai, seeing as how I myself am a mohawked rapist, that'd be just fine. Except, my mohawk is in my naughty place. Seriously. Ask Italian Stallion or SpaceDog (and his friends).

Dag nabbit!!! Sorry about the multiple posts. I don't care about Kim THAT much...well, maybe I do but I'm not going to admit it. She's got that "something", you know?

Motherfucker!! Something about this site screws my home computer in the ear. Then, I post twice. Then, I still don't see my post, so I try to write it again and can't quite remember what I really said. So now everyone thinks that I obviously really think that whatever I have to say is so funny you need to read it over and over and think about what a dumbass I am.
Obadiah knows what I mean.
Oh, and my ass is flat on the bottom from sitting all day, too.

#5 (asmith) you are SO right!! I saw this on hollywoodrag.com this morning. What has happened to this site? Please get back on top of things superficial guy(s)!!!

Well, I think mohawks are really hot, even though they went out of style like 3 years ago....I'd hit it.

Besides, I'm sure it'll be gone in a week. I bet he has to shave it all for a role (like Ocean's 13, as he was shaved in 11 and 12).... so you might as well rock the hawk for a week

I always like my supper hella hot...

Why would he do that haha.

Maybe it was a sacrifice for her vagina.

Cuz that thing DEMANDS the occasional sacrifice, and throwing virgins or babies at it is just not PC.

We all know who wears the pants in that family..please.

I fucked Ashley Judd back in High School. Her pussy was T & W boys and girls. I assure you Dario is getting his moneys worth and then some. She’s a pretty sharp gal too.

Nicollette Sheridan has the tightest pussy ever. Her surgeon made sure of it.

Yay forget Brangelina its Braddox!! hawt

Brad Pitt is so...um, oh, ugh, like, oh I've got it: GAY. Yeah ha ha, take that Brad!

OH, and so is Tom Cruise! Man, I think I've got this superficial thing down!

#93
I want details.

Brad Pitt is so...um, oh, ugh, like, oh I've got it: GAY. Yeah ha ha, take that Brad!

OH, and so is Tom Cruise! Man, I think I've got this superficial thing down!

#93
I want details.

Brad looks like a dork, I no longer am attracted to him...whatta day to drown in booze...sigh!

His skin looks a lot better since he left his ex. Now, she's the real Leather face. Yikes!

I said it once and I'll say it again: Angelina has him now, but Jen had him when he was the HOTTEST man on the planet.

#79 Yes, Jacq, I did like the topography myself... and will bring more whipped cream next time.
Brad doesn't give a f***. When Jolie gets annoying he'll move on.
``Oh, Ocean's 13? Ok.''
(cash register noise)

Brad Pitt always looks like he needs a bath.

Now he looks like he needs a bath and a hair stylist.

I think I'll nominate him for What Not to Wear. Being a movie star gives him no right to walk around with dumb hair, problem skin and ugly clothes.

#32 speaks the truth

#67, LOL, in the picture with Angelina, they look like Mulder and scully :)

http://cdn.digitalcity.com/ch_tmz_photos/pitt_jolie_365x225.jpg

He looks exactly like freaking Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver, I gotta find a link...

http://www.pcinpact.com/forum/uploads/av-27112.jpg

does this work? haha what a turd. great movie though

p.s. jacq you rock today. mohawked rapists jubilantly spreading the herp, or as I like to call them, "joy bumps"

Angelina Jolie is to Brad Pitt as Kevin Federline is to Britney Spears. That was on my SAT.

Mohawks are sexy. The only thing that could top this picture was if Henry Rollins was in it punching Pitt in the face for being a hippy.

Still cant understand why everyone's adopting fawkin ugly slant eyes...what's the beef?

He's trying too hard.

#63 I can assure you that was no slam on NH-- i believe that slam was on Kentucky -

#40 and #47 lmbo was just a sad attempt at trying to get something started since the brad story was so boring ( i doubt he gives a flying flip about AJ but this is the superficial afterall) but as a Kentucky blue gal I must stand up for Ashley( jic it's misunderstood) who attends all the UK basketball games and is proud of her heritage- there's nothing repulsive about her, unless you call completely devastatingly beautiful and intelligent repulsive but each to his own....

I used to actually want to be the same kind of slave that Katie is to Tom, but for Brad Pitt. Now I hate him. Go live in France. Fag.

#112

My bet is they are fugly themselves.

65 - don't you ever call me MeganHarris Ever. EVER. Ever.

112 - Everyone's entitled to their opinion, even if their opinion, like yours, represents a person with poor eyesight who is hard of hearing and likes smug cunts with butter-colored teeth.

P.S. That wasn't a slam on Kentucky, it was a slam on ugly women! Ugly women are wack!

4 in a row again! I'm the awesomest!!!

115 - I sympathize. MeganHarris is the worst insult ever, EVER, ever.

You should have gone for 5 in a row and beat yourself (in a different way then you normally do).

I'm going to go pluck my eyebrows.

i think brad is warming up for his next role - playing scarface

Say what you like about Brad Pitt --

Sure that mohawk is pretty much vomit-worthy, but let's face it. He stabbed a man in the throat in Troy. He was the world's biggest bad a%% in Fight Club. Those are just about the only films I've seen him in and for me, that's enough. IMHO he's the male version of a Halle Berry or Jessica Alba, meaning rational arguments (like bad acting or fashion faux paus) are a lot easier for me to ignore than his hotness. Besides, who am I to hate just because his hairstyle is a tad less trendy than, say, Ryan Seacrest's? Straight men aren't stylish and fine men don't have to be.

Besides, Maddox is hella cute.

I think Brad Pitt is more like *insert extremely average, annoying, overrated, generic looking actress here* than halle berry or jessica alba.
He rose a few notches above average playing the badass in fight club, but that's all I'll give him.

I just noticed that the decking and furniture behind them looks like it is fashioned out of beef jerky.

Jacq, that is an astute and wonderful observation! Probably the best sentence I've read all week.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, always remember that Michael Bolton used to insert his penis into Ashley Judd's vagina.

I wonder if Brad is going to use his newly-generated lobster claw as forceps for the birth? on the African savannah?

#105 I thought exactly the same.

at least he is emulating Maddox and not the other hideous troll AJ adopted on her travels

I am really startin to feel bad fer cheater Brad, what I heard him n Angie got matchin haircuts, what does she look like now..n how crazy is this bitch? brad used to be hot but neither he nor that child look so happy, is she at home drinkin blood while they pretend to get outta the house fer awhile..n AFRICA?? thats where their baby is gonna be born? BRAD WTF HAPPENED?

Personally, I've never thought Brad Pitt was all that..he has horrible acne scars and recently his choice in women just plan scares me...I mean, Angelina Jolie is a novelty..once the strangeness wears off he will feel like taking a 2 hour shower and scrubbing real hard...same thing happened with Ben Affelek...eventually he came to his sences with J.Lo..

#126- How can she be a "hideous troll" when she's only a year old? She's adorable! In fact, she's way cuter than Maddox if you ask me. C'mon! Its fine to diss BP and AJ, but calling a baby a hideous troll? Really!

Sigh... well frankly his stud value went down when he got together with Angelina.

124 - why would you want me to remember that Michael Bolton put his penis inside Ashley Judd? I'd rather remember something nice, like the Alamo.

#129: just cos she is a baby doesn't make her cute - have you been looking at the same pictures I have?

I mean purlease - you cannot tell me she adopted the baby for its outstanding personality? Nah - she picked it up cos she thought it would be cute. I'd be taking it back if I were her. Or bringing in a replacement. Oh - wait a minute.....

Oh I remember the alamo. the bitches screwd me and made me rent a huge mini van when all i wanted was a jeep.

133 - it's never to early to be drunk. *high five*

He used to match his hair to his girlfriends' now he matches it to his adopted children? WTF, this guy has problems.

And I NEVER got what girls saw in him (and I'm a girl).

I still think he's cute... but Angelina's ruining him!!!He's going to make him un-cute... and theres nothing worse than someone who *used to be* attractive... besides ugly people.

this is so fucking annoying. Brad Pitt is soficking annoying!!

omg, when is he going to grow some balls and be a man? If you think about it, this asshole has been following everyone around and copying his entire damn career. he's a puppet!

So let's see now, Angelina Jolie ruined Brad Pitt (as well as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), Tom Cruise ruines Katie Holmes career, life and brain (well maybe that was already gone) and his own career. And now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a kid from every 3rd world country in the world to create her own, live-action Disney's "It's a Small World" exhibit. Yeah..I'd say that's about right. I don't think there has ever been a stronger time for thesuperficial.

So let's see now, Angelina Jolie ruined Brad Pitt (as well as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston), Tom Cruise ruines Katie Holmes career, life and brain (well maybe that was already gone) and his own career. And now Angelina Jolie is trying to adopt a kid from every 3rd world country in the world to create her own, live-action Disney's "It's a Small World" exhibit. Yeah..I'd say that's about right. I don't think there has ever been a stronger time for thesuperficial.

#131- Why, there's no basement in the Alamo! God, I miss Pee-Wee.

Yay, I'm 141st!

God I hate Brad Pitt.