I picture it along the lines of Mr. Slave versus Paris Hilton in a whore off, only sexier.

Here come the "Rosie O Donnel is fat" jokes!
*reclines with a bowl of popcorn*

third!!!
naomi is an skanky bitch

a skanky bitch is what i really meant...i guess i'm fourth to now!

She'd hit it.

Chewbacca Campbell could kick Mike Tysons ass even if she had her eyes shut, her hands tied to her feet and was nailed to the floor and in a coma.
She was born to fight - fuck it, she could kill the entire world with just one punch. Not one punch per person either; just ONE punch.

As Ivan Karamazov asked, "If one vile reptile devours another, what is the difference?"

too is what i meant. wow i really wish i could edit :( so i dont look like such a
k-fed

This will be nothing short of an episode of Wild Kingdom. An big, black, angry Giraffe in a struggle for life versus a gigantic albino water buffalo. I would pay $5000 to watch this on pay per view.

I never thought I would root for Rosie in any type of competition except for maybe the "First fat obnoxius celebrity lesbian to fade into obscurity" contest but now I am forced to hope she kicks some ass, preferably on Pay-Per-View.

fuck that shit about that big ugly "supermodel"... i'd pay big bucks to see that carpet-cleaner beat the living shit outta tom cruise...

and yeah, i know she used to "adore" him on her stupid show. that makes the schadenfraude sooo much more sweeter.

Rosie should beat Naomi to death with Tom Crusie's dead body.

I think everyone perceives NC as "tough" only because she is a biatch.
We're all biatches, we're all tough. :)

Watching Rosie O and N.C fight would be like watching U.L.O.W (Ugly ladies of wrestling.)

That quote had to be a type. 200 pounds!?! Maybe her left asscheek. I think they left off a couple of zeroes.

I too would pay $5000 to watch Rhino O'Donnell beat the fuck out of Homie Campbell. Biatch!

I mean typo. LOL

I like Rosie. She reminds me of me when I was young and stupid.

#9 -- How do you find the time to be so bitingly funny? LOL LOVE the posts...

I loathe Rosie O'Donnell but you gotta give her some credit here. It wouldn't even be close. Campbell, like all bullies, is a scared little kid on the inside. Rosie would smack her skinny ass all over the place.

Word UP!!

$5000 is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much for a PPV. I'd pay that much to see them go at it in person, but behind reinforced bullet-proof glass. Who knows what types of bodily fluids are cumming, er, coming out in that match.

I just saw the headline on my homepage that two supermassive black holes were about to merge. But then I realized they were talking about this smackdown.

The Coke could make Naomi freakishly strong...but Rosie is right she does need her ass kicked by a big woman it sounds like.

Did anybody read Rosie's haiku about Star Jones' gastric bypass surgery? It was on the MSN hot gossip page last week.

It was god-awful. Nothing makes good poetry like a "bypass burn." (Apparently, Rosie felt betrayed by Star's weight loss). Really, Percy, Shelley, Yeats... all amateurs compared to Rosie.

And, for the record, Rosie would SO win. Fat girls are good at two things:

1. Kicking supermodel's asses, and

2. Ruining a funny thread on the TS message board.

Fatgirls are also good at filling the pages of NewGuy's porn - that's when he gets bored of little boys...

I'm all for Rosie on this one. Someone needs to take that skinny bitch down a few notches.

#24 -- Trotter, you are a funny, funny bastard!

My Ma always told me I had one of three daddies, am I still a bastard?

Hey - remember Rosie in Riding the Bus with my Sister? Well, I'd like her to be in that character when she's eating Naomi's brains from her writhing body. She can say, "I LIKE CAKE!" and everything...

As I said before they're both so totally annoying they need to be sat on by a 1,000 lbs lesbian.

#24 Then he moves on to filming his "stories" with the naked barbies he picks up garage sale-ing.

Actually, Rosie heard that Noami broke it off with Kimora Lee Simmons.

To which Rosie replied "I will beat a bitches ass!"

i dont know about you but id pay good money to see that showdown! and tape it!

They should make this a movie. Like Cinderella Man meets Godzilla vs. Something or another. I hope there is lots of tittie twistind. I am doing it myself right now.

I meant twisting obviously

#23 so true... so true

As a mom, I guess I shouldn't condone this kind of behaviour, but Naomi must've really pissed off Rosie in the past. Hunt her down, Rosie, and instead of hitting her with a cell phone, try appliances instead. Big, heavy appliances that will really, really hurt.

Unlike Taboo, I would actually purchase a ticket to this event.

30 - you know he mixes the barbies with "Britney" dolls he's "surgically altered"...

Hey Papa Nutsack, are you sad about your Tigers? I know that was so last week but I kept meaning to ask you.

Naomi + Rosie in bikinis, mud wrestling. Are you picturing it? That's hot.

As a mom of kids who can't read and whom I beat excessively I have no problem codoning violence.

"Shut up in there! Hungry? You know where the damn slim jims are!"

I bet you in a fight Rosie would Lick her.

Not to be a pain, but she said it on Monday's "Tonight Show"...

Rosie's right. She does need her ass kicked by a 20,000 pound lesbian.

Naomi would get her ass kicked by Rosie...

That would suck explaining to everybody how you got your ass kicked by a woman with dick holes in her underwear......

When she wins the Mexicans will crown her "EL Gordo Lesbiana Chica of the Year"

#41, Spindoc...ya bastard...you beat me to the punch...

Rosie's quote was taken out of context..she actually said " I think I could lick her..."

sick minds think alike...

oh yeah...what's the difference between rosie o'donnel and a bowling ball?

if i had to, i think i could eat a bowling ball...

Naomi freakishly strong? I knew she was still doing crystal meth!!!!

Naomi isnt on drugs...Rosie is just mad that she cant eat her out the OLD LES is washed up (Rosie)

# 39 Booface,

I can handle you calling me PapaNutsack, but bringing up the loss of a man's team is just plain mean. I'll assume you are a woman, because no man would remind another man of something like this. It's guy code.

The fight would go something like this:
Rosie: Get in my Belly, Naomi, get in my belly!
Naomi: (said in proper British accent) Get away from me you fat white ugly person!
Rosie: But I'm a star, I'm Ro...
Naomi: Hey, is that Tom Cruise?
Rosie: Wher...
(bam, bitch slapped by Naomi. Naomi wins.)
Naomi: (looks down at Rosie) Wake up ugly person. Hey, got a line of coke?

Booface (#39)

PapaHotNuts is right. You should never bring up the loss of a man's team. The repercussions are s-e-v-e-r-e. I mentioned to another guy that his Duke lost to LSU.

Oh man--It cost me his friendship on Myspace. It's been downhill from there.

Rosie was being awfully generous as she described her weight. However I am waiting the day Naomi gets HER ass beat good. CUNT!

#44 - In keeping with the Mexican theme:
How to make the skinniest bitch taco in the universe.
1. Wrap Naomi in a huge tortilla
2. Smother her in queso
4. Top with salsa verde and sour cream
5. Garnish with cocaine and parsley
6. Feed it to the fattest bitch in the universe, Rosie O-Fuckin-Donnell
That's how Rosie would eat her for lunch, I say.

Oh yeah, and Rosie says she's ONLY a deuce? Come on... the shadow of her ass is 200 lbs.

Wow. Is Rosie THIS desperate for publicity? Whatever.

Next Space Shuttle, first two seats. And please use defective O-rings.

In response, Naomi Campbell beat the shit out of three 8yr old mexican girls. Take that Rosie.

Geaux Tigers.

Looks like swift roundhouse kicks to the face for Rosie O'Donnell.

I'd like to watch Rosie O' Donnell fuck Naomi Campbell. Hell, I'd like to watch anyone named Naomi Campbell being fucked.

200 lbs? Is she talking about her baby sister? Who the fuck does she think shes foolin? Rosie's 2 fitty at least!

Naomi Campbell is a cunt though.

I'd like to hate fuck her.

i saw that on tv when it happened. it was on Jay Leno... but trust me, it wasnt as good or juicy as this artical makes it seem

Does anyone still think Rosie is a sweetheart?

Can you believe she used to be the spokesperson for Nickelodeon?

One head butt from Rosie and it's all over. Naomi would be a drooling vegetable. Well, more of a drooling vegetable.

Don't worry Papa, I'm a Gamecock so your team will always be better than mine. And I just like to say the word "Nutsack", although it's even cooler to say it like this: "Nut-thack". As in, David Spade is a total nut-thack.

#53 Jacq, Since it's a Chocolate Taco does that make it dessert? If so, sounds yummy!!!

#64 sad attempt of apology, never fuck with a guys team, in Italy, if you said that about someones favorite soccer team it would be your last words.....

P.S. Do they call you Booface, because when you take the bag off to have sex, they scream and run away?

#60 - "hate fuck", that's great. It's like rape, but between a husband and a wife (when the wife really doesn't want to give head and therefore does a really crappy job and this pisses off the husband who is ALREADY late to work but needs to get his nut so he gets even by pounding her ass in an angry rage and then messing up her hair and the drapes she just had cleaned.)

#65

Yes, Sherlock, of course that's where I got my name. Thanks for rubbing it in, Nut-thack.

I would never say anything bad about Italian soccer players. They're hot. There's nothing that I like more than a nasty Italian hate fuck.

Dike v. Tranny...I'd order that on pay per view.

All Naomi has to do is tripped Rosie and she'd beat the shit out of rosie. Fuck that I want to see Naomi fight Paris I that would be some shit. Fight of the Bling Bling cell phone.