OH GOD, here we go again......

Pregnant? Sweet Jesus, can you imagine? Either way, it's pretty bad.

Either she IS pregnant, and her career is officially flushed down the toilet faster than a cheeto-and-red bull-greased turd, or she must really, really, REALLY love to walk around wearing tight clothes over her pudgy belly, thus looking like she's permanently 4 months pregnant.

Actually, neither option is all that great. Poor Britney.

Awesome, another payday for K-dick.

Well at least the first one will have someone to back up the stories its sure to tell on Oprah (or Social Services) one day.

Hmmm...maybe that's why Brad and Angelina keep adopting babies. I hope someone is keeping track of them in case they start to go missing.

Even the most conservative of republicans finds this to be a compelling argument for abortion - forced abortions (although if we had forced sterilization we wouldn't need forced abortions).

And in a corner somewhere, duckboy softly weeps. But, really, she never had any talent, and wasn't all that goodlooking either (airbrushing and studio voice enhancements don't count, ducky).

Someone needs to let Kevin know about the other available holes on his wife.

This Republican says that bitch needs to be forcibly sterilized, in her sleep if necessary.

I wonder if this is the "let's try and make it work" baby?

How far along was Char Jackson when Federfuck left her? I think we should start a pool...

On a good note, maybe her bump isn't a new baby, maybe it's just Madonna's "energy" taking affect.

Wait, I don't understand. Brad Pitt is pregnant?

WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with her mouth???!

"She's wearing clothes that clearly show a large tummy bump."

Umm, she was wearing clothes that clearly showed "a large tummy bump" before she got pregnant, too. It's called turning into a porky white-trash slob who's stopped caring about how she looks.

I don't know if I believe these rumors or not, but I could just be trying to hold on to sweet denial for a bit longer. I am positive that she will have another baby. Dumb fucks like her always do.

Done.

What is so shocking about this, Kevin? You haven't figured out by now how babies are made?

#9: No doubt. I wonder how many more puppies Britney will squeeze out in order to "make it work."

Brit and Kev are the two biggest idiots I've seen in a long time. And damned if I haven't seen my share of 'em in *my* lifetime.

Her career is pretty much over and she is responsible for an unemployed husband, a baby, and an unborn child. Not to mension she is throwing money away like going out of style (what's with that $12,000-a-night hotel room?) Am I the only one thinking her two kids are going to starve to death anytime real soon?

Do you think they got pregnant on purpose? I am having a hard time believing KFed's sperm is stronger than birth control.

Somebody wanted to know why I read this sight and it is because I live here in SoCal and I know who does read this as well.

Anyways, Kevin is kinda hot in a bad boy way and Brittany is soooooooo hot so their babies will be gorgeous. I think it is fantastic that talented and gorgeous people have babies. Although Angelina is a b*tch and poisoned Brad's mind, but their child will be a cutie pie :)

Maybe you all should try to understand how difficult it is to be a celebrity and the huge contribution that people like Brittany make to the world. We LOVE YOU BRIT :) :) :)

This explains all of Brit's bizarre antics in the past month or so...she's suffering from "Placenta Brain" (this is a legitimate disorder I read about on a medical site...so there)!

Oh, and brewerpatriot--your keen observation about duckboy made me laugh out loud!

This is too weird... and as far as hubby dipping his wick in other holes... Maybe Brit wouldn't let him. I sure as hell wouldn't want to suck it and I wouldn't want to take it up the poop chute either!

Dear Kimmie (#18),
Earlier today on the Tara Reid post I mentioned that I wanted to have sex with you because I fantasize about banging retarded chicks.
Now I'm torn. Is it all a character? If so, excellent job. You've really got the ruances of a teenaged brain-dead basket-case down pat. My hat goes off to you, good joke.
However, if it's not a joke . . . I want you to know that I'll still trade you a unicorn for one night in the bunk-bed, you retarded idiot.

I think she is having another baby so they can now have a passenger side airbag in their car as well...

Some people should be introduced to the concept of birth control.

#18, You must smoke a whole lotta weed. Or you must have never left SoCal and seen the real world.

#18 - Bwahahahahahaha! That is some funny shit! Ah the jokes!

"Kevin is kinda hot" - Haha
"their babies will be gorgeous" - Hahaha!
"how difficult it is to be a celebrity" - Hahahahaha!
"the huge contribution that people like Brittany make to the world" - Bahahahahahahaha!

Oh my sides hurt...

Wow oops she did NOT do it again! Another whitetrash baby from Hollywood's favorite white trash couple. She's gonna be like fat forever, that's like so not HOT (as Paris Hilton would say...)!

my guess is that she is too lazy to lose the baby weight so why not have another cheeto? it gives her an excuse to continue looking like trash.

oh great....

awwwwwwww she wants a girl this time.

#18... it's BRITNEY not BRITTANY.
Jesus.

ahahahahahhhahaa..... Please Duckboy come in her and tell us all again how she is back to her normal weight and is sooo beautiful... K-Fed hits payday twice now...

I wonder if her got her pregnant before or after he started sleeping with that french girl.

K-Fed told me that he's now going to impregnate a hot Asian girl. Then a Latina.

He figures he needs to prove to the world that he isn't a racist pig like everyone thought.

Before K-Fed impregnated Britney, he used this line from Scarface.

"Say hello to my li-i-tle friend!"

so much for all those medical types that warn you against smoking pot all the time because it kills your soldiers & causes sterility. totally erroneous. This guy cannot be stopped.

What a moron!!!

#18: What is with you Southern California people? Has the sun fried your brains that badly that it turns you all into zombie morons? I ran into one of your kind on here a few weeks back and she was as clueless as you are. Keep up the good work, you're doing a fine job in this world.

#18 (Kimmie): all of your posts are so positive and celebrity-supporting. i think you are a fake.

#36... i agree. an alias concocted to antagonize everyone.

#18 - ever heard of recessive genes? All of these super good-looking people are gonna have butt-ugly babies. Hasn't anyone ever taken biology 101?!?!

P.S. I'm originally from So. Cal (born and raised) and there are some smart ones still there, but they don't live in a double-wide, tornado-bait neighborhood in Oklahoma and claim to be from So. Cal.

I'm more distracted by the bargain-bin rug on her head than anything else...

#18

Do you know how retarded you sound? Thanks for making us SoCal people look even more idiotic than the rest of of country already thinks we are.

Oh, and by the way... it's SITE not SIGHT. "Sight" would be the thing you are LACKING, as evidenced by you thinking Kevin is "hot"

If what you mean by "hot" is a classless, wana-be hip-hip star from a trialer park... sure I guess you are right.

If you pride yourself so much about being from SoCal, maybe you should up your standard a bit. Federline is not SoCal hot. He's not even NorCal hot. He's not even white boy from Missouri trailer park hot.

Again, thanks for being an advocate for spreading phrases like "People from Southern California are materialistic, fake and RETARDED" Now, thanks to you, we can add "BLIND" to phrases like that.

-A smart person from "SoCal"

A fake? Fake what? Maybe I didn't grow up watching black and white tv or whatever, and I think different. Too bad for you if you hate that, and I dont like everyone. I hate Fez and Angelina and creepy old guys at the mall that stare at teenagers. But I think Brit is awesome and K, well hes ok, she could have done better but she is a big girl and makes her own decisions.

If she wasn't famous and didn't have major cashola, Brit would be swatting flies in a trailer in the Lousy-ana swamp pregnant & barefoot. How big a surprise is it that she's knocked-up again?

#18 - You are an oxygen thief.

#18: OMGROTFLMAO LOLOLOL!!!!!!1!!1!!!11

...
poser!

You made the mistake of talking to long about babies and cute stuff trying to immitate a juvenile brainless brat. You should have pounded on the posters at least for another 20 paragrafs in a circular reasoning about how we are all jobless losers full of hate.
'Cos she says so!!

OOOpppppppppSSSSSSSSSSS! They did it again. SPAWN OF SATAN!

# 18 - I hear in the distance your mother is calling you so hop on off your soapbox and head on home.

#46 - hmmmmm . . . do you think #18 even knows what the metaphor of "getting on/off a soapbox" means? She's probably wondering why you think she's standing on her Tide box.

You can take the girl out of the trash, but I guess you can't take the trash out of the girl...

#18 "Kevin is kinda hot in a bad boy way and Brittany is soooooooo hot so their babies will be gorgeous"

The current baby is not gorgeous, he's a little blimp, probably caused by the fact that his lazy ass mum doesn't breastfeed. Then again, I wouldn't want to be breastfed by that fugly creature either...

42-JACK-

dont call Louisiana "lousy-ana"... you have never been here to know if it is lousy or not and we dont live in swamps. sorry. and just for the record, we dont have pet alligators either.

and britney may be a trashy slut but she sure made a lot of money doing it. so what if she ruins her career, she has enough money to last her the rest of her life even if she stayed in a $12,000 hotel every night.

#18:

Britney? ... Britney?
Is that you??

"Stupid is as stupid does, that's what Momma always says..."

kimmie, did you forget to take your thorazine today?

great

more white trash crack addicted lazy babies

To #18, who said: "I think it is fantastic that talented and gorgeous people have babies".... Me, too! Too bad Britney and Kevin are neither...

"A fake? Fake what? Maybe I didn't grow up watching black and white tv or whatever, and I think different. Too bad for you if you hate that, and I dont like everyone."

Is there supposed to be some coherent logical tie to this rant? Only in America can a person this retarded get to the Internet. You better enjoy your plentiful opportunities, kretin.

Kimmie probably has a helper monkey help her get online. Just like Homer Simpson!

As an old guy who stares at teenagers at the mall, I wanna say I resent being called creepy. Or old, for that matter.

So exactly what is it that makes a hotel suite worth $12K, anyway? I've been in some pretty nice hotel rooms in my day, but I'd expect $11.5K in change for even the best of them.

Over and out,

I'm pretty sure this baby will be born with cloven hooves and the mark of the beast. There's only so many times you can spin the Satanic Slot Machine, aka fucking Kevin Federslime, before you get the 3 cherries to come up in a row.

If it's a boy, they should just name it Damien and get it over with.

Ummm, #42, some people pronounce Louisiana as Lou-z-ana, and maybe that's what that person was trying to convey by saying Lousy-ana. I don't think they were saying Louisiana is lousy.

haha, side airbag. too bag shitney doesn't still reside here in good ol' lou~z~anne. she could have seen the news tonight, about three children that died tonight, one as a result of riding on it's grandparent's lap. and they weren't even being chased by the horrible papazao, er, paparazzi.

Now, now everyone...calm down...We don't even know WHO the father is yet!!
My advice to Britney is if things don't work out with K-Fuck, she can always find a decent guy on prisonpenpals.com

The poop has spoken.

First of all, #7, Lmao...that is classic.

I am telling you now....these two are the poster children for forced sterilization.....better yet, put them on Planned Parenthood posters.....distribute before and after pictures of Brit in high schools......there goes the teen sex problem. Girls won't want to become her and guys will be temporarily rendered impotent. At least then K- SpecialEd can say he did some good with his life.....

here is that horrible swine talking to Sean Hayes about her future baby a couple of weeks ago...she actually doesn't bother me much, but i think i am the only person who doesn't want her to die a horrible death. http://www.sparkling-diamond.net/displayimage.php?album=58&pos=10

52 - I'd say Lahf is lahk ah bawxa' chawk-lit, execept the Britster would hoss it down way too fast.

In case anyone is pondering any baby shower gift ideas - 10 pounds of chocolate covered cheetos and some Norplant?

In this week's Heat there's a pretty convincing picture of her latest bump.

In Glasgow, we'd say to Britney: What a fanny.

And we don't mean nice ass.

big surprise here. this is what happens when you hook up with a serial sperminator. britt and shar are going to have an awful lot in common one day, the only difference being britt will dump his sorry ass, specialK knows better than to divorce his ATM, I mean Britt.

#50 - It's not jacK, it's Jacq - as in my name is Jacqueline.
#'s 50 & 60 - Kiss it. What do you know Hilary? Since I live in Texas, I HAVE been to LA and it does stink. You can tell the second you cross the border because of the quality of your highways. I was saying it is LOUSY. As for the spelling, did you notice that becuase you're MENSA candidates or the smartest people in LOUSY-ANA?

First you californians vote for the terminator for governor and now #18 says this. Nice.

#66 - being from Glasgow, I totally know what you mean! But i prefer the term "fanny-baws"!

Another Spears/Federline baby... Lord help us! Whats the betting he ups and leaves her ass in about 2 months.

But she had such a great career to look forward to. why oh why would she do this now?

#51:

I'd hope she knows how to spell her own name correctly. Then again...

OOOPPPPPSSSS She did it again ????

okay, sry JACQ.
and i obviously know a lot more about Louisiana than you, considering that i am from there. and just because you live in texas doesnt mean youve been to Louisiana. you're probably lying. and yes we may have crappy highways but it doesnt stink here. sorry. maybe it was your breath you were smelling. and what does spelling your ugly name wrong have to do with a MENSA candidate? nothing considering a MENSA candidate and i have nothing in common. and btw, it's not my fault you choose to go by a nickname that could easily be mistaken for a guys name. or maybe youre just a butch. go ride a horse or something. k. bye jack :)

i wish i can sit on her face and take a biggest dump of my life ..right in her face.

the shit poor K Fed has to put up with to get the keys to the Ferrarri and $20 for gas..

holy shit, how many kids dose that fuckin loser have now.. and poor Britney.. two word.. Birth Control! Come on now

well now she can drive around w 2 babies on her lap..maybe sean can take the wheel

im still crying for #18 T_T

I think its ok if Britney gets pregnant if she wants to. She's not the first one to get pregnant after she just had a baby and she won't be the last one. So let her be happy about it.