January 26, 2006
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a baby girl
A source close to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has revealed to Life & Style that they're expecting a baby girl. The source says that Brad’s sister told the storeowners of Jellybeans, a children’s clothing boutique, "I'm shopping for Brad's baby girl." She made it very clear that she wasn't shopping for Zahara, but rather "for the little girl that Angelina's going to have."
So all the rumors of a boy or twins or Jesus himself were completely false, and Angelina Jolie is going to give birth to a regular human girl. How mundane. A couple like that should really consider doing something to spice things up a bit. Maybe inject some feline DNA into the baby or something. If there's anything more exciting than twins, it's a human/cat hybrid.
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Comments
1. Posted by Shaun on January 26, 2006 11:54 AM
Brad is probally shopping for the ol' shotgun now. Counting down the days she (their daughter) brings her first date home. :D
2. Posted by gossipmonger on January 26, 2006 11:55 AM
I wish them both the best.. I dont care what anyone else says..
3. Posted by Spindoc on January 26, 2006 12:02 PM
I'm just hoping Angies hips are wide enough to get the baby's lips through.
4. Posted by Brandi on January 26, 2006 12:16 PM
Hope they make the name even crazier than than their other kids names. they should have a computer randomly generate the name like the band eiffiel65.
5. Posted by Kelly on January 26, 2006 12:31 PM
I am with you gossipmonger best luck to them.
6. Posted by Jayne on January 26, 2006 12:41 PM
If this is true, Brad's sister is a total dumbass and a reason even family can not be trusted.
7. Posted by ESQ on January 26, 2006 12:46 PM
I third with comments #2 & #5.
8. Posted by CoJo on January 26, 2006 12:47 PM
I expected more from them. I thought for sure they would genetically engineer twins that look exactly like each of them...a mini Angelina and a mini-Brad. A girl? That's so...uh...ordinary!
BTW, I watched the movie Seven over the weekend...Brad WAS sooo HOT! Has anyone else noticed how lack-luster he has become lately? He looks pasty and not as chiseled as the Fight Club Brad. What has she done to him?
9. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 26, 2006 12:55 PM
DIBS!
10. Posted by supergirllover on January 26, 2006 01:25 PM
CoJo you know what happened to Brad.?. It happens all the time. He's happy! Brad has let himself go a little because he is with someone he's comfortable with. I'm not saying getting fat is good because he had a perfectly awe inspiring body in Fight Club.
11. Posted by ehaugh on January 26, 2006 01:27 PM
Maybe they will name her Jen.
12. Posted by CoJo on January 26, 2006 01:32 PM
supergirllover, I guess you're right...he is a little pudgy...I just figured, the way Jolie seems to bed-hop...and how f'cking disgustingly gorgeous she is...he'd want to keep himself looking good, know what I'm sayin'? Just to keep her interested. Besides, he's not that great of an actor...
13. Posted by EnergyGuru on January 26, 2006 01:40 PM
This baby could end up being really freaky. If you look at pictures of Angelina from a few years ago she had that devil look going, if you add in Brad's clueless look that would not be a cute baby
14. Posted by The Lazy Asian on January 26, 2006 01:55 PM
Man, I was born 30 years too early. But I do live in LA, so maybe I still have a shot in 18 years - as long as I'm cheesy and drive a Porsche.
15. Posted by GET OVER IT on January 26, 2006 02:03 PM
7 years of chain-smoking with Jennifer Aniston is what happened to Brad Pitt.
Say no to cigarettes, kids!
16. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 26, 2006 02:07 PM
If this is true then Brad's sisters a dumbass, not only does she let slip that Angelina's having a girl but then varifies it by saying she's not shopping for Zahara?.
17. Posted by sammygirl on January 26, 2006 02:09 PM
Brad has mentioned several times in the past that he's always wanted a little daughter (at the time he said a 'mini-Jen'). He must be on cloud 9.
Aniston must be chain-smoking like a maniac right now. Kinda sad.
18. Posted by Dee on January 26, 2006 02:17 PM
Good for them. Hey Jen, there's more to life then your hair.
19. Posted by .shiny. on January 26, 2006 02:40 PM
Posted by Spindoc on January 26, 2006 12:02 PM
I'm just hoping Angies hips are wide enough to get the baby's lips through.
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20. Posted by GothamGuy on January 26, 2006 02:46 PM
I fourth with what #2, 5 and 7 said. Except by "best wishes", I mean, for God's sake people..."get a life".
These are just two normal people having a baby...best of luck to anyone who is pregnant.
21. Posted by LOOKWHATICANDO on January 26, 2006 04:14 PM
Just don't let Jen baby sit..
22. Posted by SMF121490 on January 26, 2006 04:31 PM
Hey maybe they will name her Brangelina.
23. Posted by ESQ on January 26, 2006 04:47 PM
Hey GothamGuy you are just as guilty as the rest for trollin' the boards.
24. Posted by ihatecelebs on January 26, 2006 04:48 PM
Good for Brangelina! Ange will raise one strong, empowered girl and Brad's dying to have a daughter. It's wonderful to hear a man who is the anti-K-Fed say something beautiful like, "Aww, man. I want a daughter. Little girls, man - they just crush me." I'll bet he can't wait to walk her down the aisle someday!
25. Posted by Tracy on January 26, 2006 04:48 PM
This poor kid's got a lot to live up to. She'll probably commit suicide at the first inkling of a zit. I'm sure glad I have ugly parents... no pressure.
26. Posted by zena marie on January 26, 2006 05:27 PM
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Your opinion just lost all credibility with that one GothamGuy.#20
"People"? Yes "Normal"?...nver...especially when Aj has bent over backwards to dhow us all how NOT normal she is.
CoJo, what happened to Brad can be summed up with one word: Midlife.
27. Posted by HollyJ on January 26, 2006 05:31 PM
The boy sperm were just so happy to be inside Angelina, they all swam straight into the walls of her vagina, where they soon perished. Never had a chance.
28. Posted by Lilmissy on January 26, 2006 06:24 PM
THEY HAD A BOY NOT A GIRL
29. Posted by Larry on January 26, 2006 06:26 PM
Rumors are false? Perhaps. Regular human girl? Are you kidding?
This child will be the poster child for all children who are doomed, doomed I say.
30. Posted by derekd on January 26, 2006 09:31 PM
BRADGELINA! What a perfect name for the baby!! Yes I'm kidding. But for real. Jolie is looking busted lately right? Its what I call The Pitt Curse. Every broad who has had Brad's spunk on her face seems to turn to mush. Anybody else notice that? I Wonder what that clown is eating to have the Acidspunk. Check the list though: Lewis, Paltrow, Davis, Aniston. Did he ever bang Ryder? I know she's been around the block more than a retard on a tricycle.
31. Posted by Bo_Smith on January 27, 2006 03:39 AM
BOOOOOORRRRING, I hope she has a miscarriage than we won't have to hear about this shit again. I'd rather see Paris pulling sand out of her snatch than this.
32. Posted by trophywife on January 27, 2006 09:19 AM
OK Bo you are just fucking wrong. Even if it's a joke, wishing a miscarriage on ANYone is just showing you're a fuckwad (speaking from personal experience).
What I don't get about the whole Brangelina thing... the media bitched and moaned and said that Brad and Jen were in the spotlight too much, but when Brad and Ange are trying to have a private life, they get ripped for that. More power to them.
TEAM JOLIE (and when she gets tired of the butch skank in her sack, I'm ready to go)
33. Posted by gossipmonger on January 27, 2006 09:33 AM
trophywife: I agree with you. Bo_Smith is a total dickhead. And regarding your last comment, I'll fight ya for her..lol, as a straight woman, I've said for the last few years that if there was ONE woman who could turn me.. it would be Angelina Jolie...
34. Posted by MystressJade on January 27, 2006 10:22 AM
Trophywife and gossipmonger: I want in on that action. We could have a 3 way coleslaw wrestling bout, winner gets Angie.
35. Posted by innit on January 27, 2006 10:33 AM
I'm a straight woman but I'd do Angelina.
Sorry, I was just curious about how I would feel joining the ranks of imbeciles who write that bollox. That was scary.
36. Posted by trophywife on January 27, 2006 12:13 PM
i'll take ya on in some lime jello gossipmonger :) i'm bi-furious but i'll take it easy on ya the first time :) hee hee
seriously, angie is not only beautiful outside (no matter what the haters say) but she seems to have found herself in her kids (worked for me too) and her passion with helping others. say what you may about angie and her acting or whatever, but she's a beautiful PERSON for doing what she can to make an impact on other's lives... she's in the oprah ranks. i wont hate on her moolah cuz she's helping others. how many people can say that?
TEAM JOLIE :)
37. Posted by LoneWolf on January 27, 2006 02:36 PM
Derekd - "retard on a tricycle". Priceless.
38. Posted by trophywife on January 27, 2006 03:23 PM
so jade is in on the action too?? man, we could sell tickets! :)
39. Posted by KittyKat on January 27, 2006 05:01 PM
That girl will be the hottest woman alive when she grows up.
I'm locking up my husband now...
40. Posted by gossipmonger on January 27, 2006 10:11 PM
MystressJade, trophywife, you're on... get the jello, someone call Angie to referee...
She really is a good person. How many other stars have dedicated that much time, energy and their own money to such worthy causes...
41. Posted by aims_25 on January 28, 2006 04:15 AM
I just read in Women's Day that there are still reports of her having twins. And has anyone seen Angelina's veiny arm? I know there is some medical term for it to do with pregnancy but it proves she's actually human, not just some model of perfection.
42. Posted by EnigmaKB on January 28, 2006 11:48 AM
Okay, it's Angelina Jolie... Where do I join the line of women who want to be dragged off by her? I mean, I'm married, and I'm straight, but my God, I would so join the Pink side of the Force if she asked me to. No questions asked.
43. Posted by wickedopinion on January 29, 2006 09:51 PM
Neither of them are convincing actors. They only succeed in roles that are screen versions of themselves. They are both smart enough to convince the world that they are A) better-looking than they really are and B) better actors than they really are. That is all.
P.S. Guys, a hint: Just because a person has humongoid fish-lips DOES NOT MEAN they are automatically good at giving head. Just to set the record straight.
44. Posted by chryssy11 on January 31, 2006 11:27 AM
Whoa!....Hold up all you straight females.....slow down the band wagon....I wanna hop on too. My husband would love the video (ok, ok, I would too...) I would have done her before she got pregnant, and especially now that she IS pregnant (pregnant women are beautiful) and fuck it, I'd still do her after she delivered. So if you would, please direct me to that coleslaw match! TEAM JOLIE
(There were reports of Angelina stating she wanted preg pics....I hope they send a 30x60 matte to Jennifer!!!) Ok, that was mean but who cares!!!!!!!
45. Posted by nitedrive on February 2, 2006 02:57 PM
I´m stunned...the baby is HUMAN????Wow....
Celebs seem to need twin-rumours to keep up the interest level among the crowd of common mortals.If I´m correct,the same rumour was spread when Britney was pregnant.It was a girl,it was twins...and whooops,it was a boy(and just one)...^-^
Who the hell cares,she´s pregnant,so what.She´s not the first and not the last.I`m pregnant too,with my sixth child.Even if I´m not Angelina,by all means,it´s not glamorous to be pregnant,whoever you are.
Poor kid(s),whatever the gender is.
46. Posted by nitedrive on February 2, 2006 03:02 PM
WOW!!!A HUMAN BABY!What did you expect,people?Jesus?Buddha?
Why do celebs seem to need twin rumours to keep the interest at a high level among the mortals?If I´m correct the same rumour was spread when Britney Spears was pregnant,it was twins,it was a girl...and wow,as it turned out to be ONE kid and a boy!
She´s not the first on earth to be pregnant,not the last either.I´m pregnant with my sixth child and I can guarantee that pregnancy isn´t very glamourous...ah,who cares.
I hope she has a healthy pregnancy/delivery,but there my interest ends.
47. Posted by generalloafy on February 2, 2006 03:09 PM
my dear people, do you not understand genetics? there are countless combinations and their baby might be just as plain as any average joe...or jane, in this case. come on, angelina's father is JON VOIGHT. ms. jolie partially came from him! i love the guy, but what girl here wants to wake up next to that? hmmm.
i still hope the best for them, but who really can say what their kid will look like?