HEY KIDS! Look inside your box of Cocoa Puffs for your very own pregnancy test!

Supplies Limited - 1 cocaine addict per household.

Maybe she wasn't bulimic....maybe it was just morning sickness....yeah I don't think even Lindsay Lohan is that stupid.

"So I was like, reading a magazine, right? And on the front cover it was like 'Lindsey Lohan is Super Pregnant' & had a picture of me on one of my fat days and I was like 'Shit, yo... am I really pregnant?' So I called up Hermapherdite Helen, you know that hermie that's been trying to kiss my ass all week? And I was like 'Yo bitch! Buy me some groceries... and a pregnancy test!' and she was all like 'Huuuuuuurgh umph uuuuulrg' you know? Well, I'm outie, ttylilubff!"

Yea... this conversation is legit.

I swear.

I am a doctor, so I know that THEY ARE NOT ABLE TO DO A PREGANCY TEST at the HOSPITAL... hmmmm... certainly not a BLOOD TEST, which would be 99 percent more accurate...

Even for superficial it's fishy... and I LOVE THIS SITE...

I USED TO HATE LINDSAY BUT NOW I THINK SHE'S MY KINDA GIRL. I KNOW SHE SWALLOWS.

Well I guess this is 'harder' news than the recent pics of someone scratching their bum - but I think 'BBC World' will probably still lead with Ariel Sharon's hospitalization.
I think Lind's recent mental state is a simple case of " Kookoo over Cocoa Puffs" She should get in touch with the Betty Ford Clinic.

This is such bull crap...she is in the emergency ward of the hospital people. The first thing they do when you are admitted to a hospital is run bloodwork on you. Even if she is pregnant I don't think Lyndsay is looking for a second opinion with an EPT test.

Come on superficial...This one is 100% fabricated.

Oh...and I find it hard to believe that they would let a stranger that close to Lyndsays room...especially one with anything resembling a camera. The girl is probably on her own "celebrity" floor of the hospital with her bodyguard guarding the door.

I don't know, it seems to me that if Lohan had a pregnancy scare, she might not want hospital staff to run any sort of test to see if she were pregnant, cause you know that shit would leak to the press in about 12 seconds. Also, gotta love the sweet irony in coke fan, er, uh, I mean asthma attack Lohan requesting 'Cocoa' Puffs.

Yes, this story makes total sense. I mean, it's obvious to me that if I were admitted to a hospital I would certainly have to send out my friends and cohorts to pick up all kinds of medical tests for me. I mean, I'm sure that Mount Sinai Medical Center doesn't stock pregnancy tests that would obviously be a billionty times more confidential than some random trollop carrying a bag into a building surrounded by crazy photogs.

Really, sending out for a pregnancy test from a hospital is like sitting at a bar and telling your friend next to you to go pick up a can of Miller Light from the local beer distributor.

Damn you zoomboy lol

but ya see! she, or somebody, is trying to squish all these things into one. We all know we live in the Now, now, now, I want it now generation, but she's trying to do this stuff too quick. Spread it out a bit! Soon there really is gonna be some girl out there who really does have a 15 minute career. minute one, gets song on radio, minute 3, loses weight, minute 4, is at party, minute 5, gets drunk, minute 8, admits to bulemia, minute 10, says she's pregnant, minute 12, does lots of coke, minute 14, retires, minute 15, found

found dead*

I don't know if the picture is real or not but I worked in a clinic and many underage girls would get advice from the nurses to take an over the counter pregnancy this way it doesn't show up on the bill and also they are as accurate as the doctors test.

Unless I'm wrong they rarely do blood test to determine pregnacy, it's urine all the way.

IF Lindsay is indeed preggers, she needs to fire her publicist. This should have remained between her and Wilmer/Jared/Joaquin/Keanu/Insert-Male-Slut-Name-Here.

Who are you to call her a "loose whore"? The only knowledge you know of her even not being a virgin is common sense. Yes, I do think she's had sex, but I have no proof. You might also take into account as to why this doesn't look like Lindsay that her hair looks dark red/black or dark brown in this picture, and in case you haven't noticed her hair is bleach-blonde. You might bring up that her hair was a dark red/black at the King Kong movie premiere, but come on, it's called a wig, and I highly doubt that she wears a wig in her own personal time just for the hell of it.

"and in case you haven't noticed her hair is bleach-blonde"

You do know she's died her hair since then, right? :/ Just checking...

They made a Cocoa Puffs pregnancy test??

H-hwhaaaaat?!

Did anyone else see her in Freaky Friday? Christ but she sucked. It gave me a migraine. The original with Jodie Foster was a million times better.

Um, forget the pregnancy test. Should we really be bringing the bulemic girl Cocoa Puffs?

Maybe she's just playing with the press, done that bf. Remember the whole engagement ring thingy?

Oh my. Linds, you crack me up.

Captain Awesome- that is fucking funny.

I bet those CoCoa Puffs have been soaking in a cocaine/heroin solution for a week. Don't worry about the pregancy test. She gives one to anyone who saw that "Herbie the Love Bug" movie because she figure whoever paid $8.00 to see that movie got fucked.

K-FED FOR PRESIDENT STRAIGHT 2008

That first photograph simply shows the bottom half of a person carrying a bag of stuff. You can't see this first photo and then make the intuitive leap that it's Lohan's assistant bringing her a bag of stuff. I'd be more convinced if we saw the EPT box in the second photo with Lohan in it.

Um, I think this is kind of a lame story, but there are a few things I have to point out: first of all, "Man", I don't know what clinic you worked for, but standard procedure for pregnancy tests at clinics and hospitals are blood tests, which are 100% accurate, vs. over the counter which often produce false positives/negatives. Secondly, if that IS Lindsay getting groceries delivered, you'll notice that she is getting 2 bags, not 1, and in the "close up" there is only 1 - and why would the deliverer just stand there and pose for a still closeup of the bag? Come on.

blackblackheart:

Wow...I have never seen so many dumb comments in one post before!! Here is a few "corrections" for ya.

#1. L.Lo DYED her hair dark brown about 2 months ago for the new film she is starting w/ J.Leto. It isn't a wig...sorry.

#2. I have hung out with jared a few times in hollywood (where he lives) and from my experience with him...you dont date him unless you are sleeping with him...so no virgin for L.LO.

She's not pregnant. She's just using the EPT stick to shove down her throat instead of her finger after she annhilates that box of cocoa puffs. This photo should be a lesson, always choose paper instead of plastic.

Pregnancy..check, abortion...check, exhaustion..check, mental breakdown..check, depression..check, food poisoning..check, deadbeat, violent and criminal father..check, stage-mom..check, heartbreak..check,bulimia..check, cocaine..check:
Damn, this girl's got issues!!!!!

Wow, I think that's really reaching. If that is Linds (I'm relatively sure it's not) why is she wearing street clothes and carrying a purse? She would be in hospital garb (they have to monitor vitals among other things as they are required to do so even for small health issues, etc.) Why would she be out in a hallway getting a bag of groceries? Don't you think it would be done in her room? If she needed a pregnancy test, she's in a hospital! They do that crap there! There are so many things that smack of stupid town in this photo, I was just scratching the surface.

- They made a Cocoa Puffs pregnancy test??

Yeah, you eat them and if you shit blue, you're pregnant.

mmmmmm said:

"Secondly, if that IS Lindsay getting groceries delivered, you'll notice that she is getting 2 bags, not 1, and in the "close up" there is only 1"

Put your glasses on, baby. There are two bags in each photo. And they are carried by the same hand.

She is pregnant. K-fed is the dad.

Dude, I don't like the chick, but it doesn't look like that's her at the door...and I'm guessing that the groceries were for someone else...because Lindsay doesn't eat, remember? Or she eats and then throws up, but now she can't throw up because other people would know, so she just doesn't eat.

Eating cocoa puffs, taking a pregnancy test after getting boned...I am in love with this girl.

I don't know if I believe this one, but did anyone ever think that maybe the woman receiving the bag(s) is Lindsay's mother, personal assistant, or anyone but Lindsay? There could be photogs (like it looks to be) or people with mini-cams in the hospital, so I'm sure she was advised not to answer her room door and accept bags of sugary filled goodness and EPTs. Just a thought, though.

I agree with Cuore56. That's not Lohan in the second pic. The text doesn't even say the woman pictured IS Lohan. If this story is even true, which I doubt, I would assume the pic is of the limo driver handing the assistant the bags. Maybe he carried them up for her. As for anyone getting anywhere near her room with anything resembling a camera, it's a shitty pic. Anyone with a cell phone could have taken it, perhaps someone on the staff.

if i were a hot young star and i thought that one of my men had knocked me up, i so would NOT do a pregnancy test in the hospital -- the news would leak out before you could say Lindsay's preggers. i would mos def have someone bring me a pregnancy kit from outside so that i could test myself. too bad that in this case, said friend didn't have the common sense to use a black plastic bag.

Totally false. I myself was in the hospital back in May, and testing your blood to see if you're pregnant is something they automatically do (that is, only if your a chick ... I assume.) They don't even ask, it's protocol. No E.P.T needed.

"The Insider"'s MARC MALKIN reports that the From The Insider: "19-year-old starlet was released from a Miami hospital after a three-night stay. Lohan suffered a serious asthma attack on Monday night. "She was released this morning and on her way back to New York," her rep tells Malkin. Meanwhile, don't believe reports that Lohan had someone bring her a home pregnancy test in the hospital. Malkin has learned that the test belonged to someone from Lohan's camp."

YourMom is right...the first thing they do is run bloodwork. They need to know if a women is preggers for medical reasons. Certain meds and any x-ray type test/exam is harmful to a fetus. So they do bloodwork (to check for possible pregnancy amoung other things) before they do ANYTHING.

Does anybody actually see the pregnancy test? Because I sure can't.

But whatever, Lindsay is awesome an unabashed floozey straight up! I just love her to death, she's always getting drunk, letting her boobs pop out, getting hospitalized she's just awesome.

linsay is not pregnat what fool would take a pregnacy test into a hospital. hello u are in a hospital.ask for one geez. thats one. second in what country are they growing women who look like 45 yr old fat balding porono loving men.and lastly i am asuuming that this friend is a fool a damn fool if u are bring a pregancy test for ur friend who is a celebrity and is constantly hounded by the paparazzi isit smart to put the prgancy test in a clear plastic bag: i think not enistein.

^^^Britney, stop with your country talk, girl.

so thats what was in the cocopuffs box... shit i thought it was a spoon..

Go to the Perez Hilton boardroom. There is a close-up photo of the bag with the EPT in it. Their post also clarifies that the girl receiving the bag is supposed to be a friend of Lohan's, not Lohan herself.

"OH, did I say I did COKE? I meant COCOA PUFFS, y'all, totally. I love COCOA puffs, not coke, like cocaine! Cocaine is so bad! It's totally not what I'd do. I snort Cocoa Puffs so that I can party til 9am every night. What's that? How do I fit the Cocoa Puffs up my nose? Oh, it's easy, after all those months of snorting the sweet, sweet powder that is White Lady, those puffs got nothing on my nostrils, yo. I chop me a fat line of cocoa puffs on a mirror and snort that shit with the straw from my Ecto-cooler juice box. It's the bizam! Sometimes, though, I just do bumps of puffs off a pregnancy test stick, just to mix it up, yo."

just to remind you all: hopitals have the equipment to tell if you are with child or not. i doubt she would settle for an ept if she is sitting in a hospital room!

just a friendly reminder! =)

julie

"Um, forget the pregnancy test. Should we really be bringing the bulemic girl Cocoa Puffs?"

Yeah, talk about a waste of time. lmao XD

Hospitals and clinics do NOT routinely use blood tests as the first choice for pregnancy testing. Even if you to an OB's office, you'll get a urine test--probably an OTC test. I've worked in and observed in plenty of clinics in several states. Blood tests are only used if there is a question as to the validity of the urine test.

When you go to the hospital and they do bloodwork, pregnancy tests are *not* commonly run just because you're a female. Within the last 2 months I've had surgery and I've been in the ER. Before I had X-rays, the tech simply asked if I could be pregnant. I said no, and there was no need for further testing. Before I had surgery, they asked for a urine sample the day of my operation. Same thing happened 4 years ago when I last had surgery--gave urine the day before I went into the hospital.

If she had a friend bring in a test, it was 1) probably cheaper than having the hospital do it and 2) should've been more confidential.