December 01, 2005
The Superficial is hiring an editor
The last time we came to you guys for an additional editor things went splendidly, which is why we're doing it again. If you are mind-bogglingly obsessed with celebrity gossip and you've got a scathing wit, then we are so looking for you. Just fill out our application form and if we think you fit with us we'll get in contact with you. There's not a time limit for applications, but we'd like to get an additional editor as soon as possible.
*Edit: For those wondering, this is a paid part-time position. And for those not wondering, just ignore the previous sentence.
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Comments
1. Posted by Regime Machine on December 1, 2005 09:30 PM
Application sent. I tried to make my writing samples funny and realized later that I misspelled Turkey Baster. I must have been really excited about those words.
2. Posted by Scrivs on December 1, 2005 09:31 PM
Quite possibly a stupid question, but is this a paid position?
3. Posted by That Girl on December 1, 2005 09:43 PM
I would apply, but I have a job at Wal-Mart.
4. Posted by Linnea on December 1, 2005 10:16 PM
If only I had that sort of time on my hands. Alas, it is spent sleeping and drinking unhealthy and illegal amounts of alcohol. And answering internet surveys about my (lack of) a sex life.
5. Posted by HollyJ on December 1, 2005 11:27 PM
I want this job.
Will you call me Camilla and name me "Woman of the Year?"
6. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 1, 2005 11:40 PM
Hmmm. Let me ask the bitch and I'll get back to you.
7. Posted by Bobby Roastbeef on December 1, 2005 11:42 PM
I had to look up what the word visceral meant.
I still don't know what it means.
8. Posted by Still Waterz on December 2, 2005 12:34 AM
I've applied.
Don't know how witty I was, but whatever. I like to talk about bitches, and it's fun when they get mad.
9. Posted by Belle on December 2, 2005 01:23 AM
I've applied. This is exciting stuff. Exciting stuff indeed.
10. Posted by Belle on December 2, 2005 11:04 AM
I didn't mention this in my application, but I do graphic and web design and study Kabbalah. It's like I have enlightened insight on the workings of a web site *and* anorexic grandmothers. And grasshoppers. Oh, and hillbillies. With red strings, that is.
11. Posted by SideBar on December 2, 2005 11:32 AM
this would be the perfect tool to tickle my trash talking bone..
12. Posted by Brandi Walzer on December 2, 2005 11:52 AM
I applied. I can't think of anything better than actually using my skills of celebrity gossip reading for something as good and pure as 'The Superficial'. Wish me luck!
13. Posted by LemurScreech on December 2, 2005 01:29 PM
Wow, thanks.
I didn't realize I wanted to do something like this, until I saw it. Applied nonetheless.
14. Posted by apotheosis on December 2, 2005 06:05 PM
Everything I need to know about celebrities, I learn here. Getting this job would be borderline incestuous.
15. Posted by Dashing and Daring on December 2, 2005 06:29 PM
I can't stand reading, writing or listening to anything that involves celebrities, but I am shallow, so I applied. I also enjoy writing to celebrities, but only mildly amusing threats about bananas and a pitching wedge.
16. Posted by Binky on December 2, 2005 11:19 PM
This stuff is edited ? !! ?
17. Posted by Cira on December 4, 2005 03:35 AM
Righteous. I would flip out all over the place if I got hired.
18. Posted by hafaball on December 5, 2005 05:11 AM
I applied too :D
if anything is copied from anything you've ever written, it's purely subconscious...purely. So, you know, it wouldn't count and stuff.