November 30, 2005
Paris Hilton has a shiny watch
Parlux and Tourneau introduced the new Paris Hilton Limited Edition watch at an invitation only showing today and, at the request of Paris Hilton, will auction off the first watch created for Paris to benefit the Memorial Sloan Kettering for Breast Cancer Research.
Ilia Lekach, Chairman and CEO of Parlux, said, "I am very happy to be part of this charitable event, which allows us to introduce one of the finest time pieces ever created. This special white diamond-encrusted watch has been prepared with meticulous care and should serve as a source of considerable enjoyment for the wearer."
It's nice that Paris is thinking of all the breast cancer victims, but the watch they're auctioning off is sort of a mess. Diamonds are nice and all, but sometimes when I look at a watch I actually want to be able to tell what time it is, and not have to close my eyes because the force of a thousand suns is blinding me.
Parlux and Tourneau Showcase the New Paris Hilton Watch [PRNewswire - Thanks Argyle!]
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Comments
1. Posted by MrPloppy on November 30, 2005 06:27 PM
Tomorrow on The Superficial “Very expensive watch robbed from former porn star as she films reality show in some dirt poor part of the country”
2. Posted by PKClover on November 30, 2005 06:29 PM
One would think they would want a spokesmodel to a) actually have breasts, and b) be able to tell time.
3. Posted by HollyJ on November 30, 2005 06:33 PM
lol PK!
To Do List:
All Mediterranean shipping heirs ::check::
Get illegal exotic raccoon for panty shopping ::check::
Sex in dirty portopotty ::check::
Very bad TV show ::check::
Show cootchie to world ::check::
Gawdy $100K watch ::check::
Nose job
4. Posted by boo on November 30, 2005 06:34 PM
like the bimbo needs more money. what she needs is a good cheeseburger or two. damn, those bony arms.
5. Posted by derekd on November 30, 2005 06:46 PM
UGH! You know what be the funniest thing? If the whole media got together and said," lets play a joke on Paris and not talk about her for a month." Could you imagine the shennanigans she would pull to get her name back in the papers? She would probably be found on Santa Monica Blvd. Dry humpimg a sheep during rush hour. My vote for most worthless celebrity.
6. Posted by milfFlexx on November 30, 2005 06:59 PM
What's stuck between her teeth in the first picture?
I think Paris needs a diamond encrested toothpick...
7. Posted by billabong021 on November 30, 2005 07:58 PM
I...I think its a diamond from the looks of it.
8. Posted by Nikk The Templar on November 30, 2005 08:15 PM
That's a watch? It looks more like one of those Morphing things from Power Rangers.
It's Morphin' Time!
Mastadon!
Pterydactyl!
Triceratops!
Sabertoothed Tiger!
Slutty Heiress!
And how is it that she can afford to have custom made Manolos for those massive feet of hers, but she can't buy decent looking contacts? Or panties.....
9. Posted by leonardo on November 30, 2005 08:16 PM
Uhmm... She put on the watch backwards!
10. Posted by AD on November 30, 2005 09:08 PM
Her face always amazes me in how downright unusual it looks o_O
But anyway...
wow.. that watch is illegible XD
11. Posted by nichole on November 30, 2005 09:08 PM
Yeah, that is one ugggggly watch.
12. Posted by hafaball on November 30, 2005 09:23 PM
How can you tell leo? Because it seems the geniuses that designed this watch seem to have put diamonds OVER where you're actally supposed to read what time it is, which, if I'm not mistaken, sort of defeats the purpose of having a watch.
Also, what they don't tell you, is your not supposed to wear this thing for more than an hour or STDs will burn through your wrist, not sure how, but they will.
At least it's for cancer though, a good start Paris, a good start...
13. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 30, 2005 10:24 PM
YAWN
5th worthless post in a row. Is it too soon to worry that The Superficial has lost its touch?
14. Posted by leecain317 on November 30, 2005 11:07 PM
Should be a digital watch - Does Paris even know how to tell time?
15. Posted by cat_taylor on December 1, 2005 12:22 AM
Not only does she have the watch on up-side-down, but wouldn't that watch cost more than a masectomy?
16. Posted by celebrity_watcher on December 1, 2005 01:28 AM
ew, did anyone else notice her gross fingernails?? She has tons of money at her bitten down nasty fingertips, and yet she doesn't get a manicure? Ew
17. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 1, 2005 02:15 AM
16 that is a sign
18. Posted by clarka on December 1, 2005 02:41 AM
The fabric of Paris' dress is horrible. It looks like it was made out of the upholstery from an ugly Southwestern sofa circa 1989.
19. Posted by SamW on December 1, 2005 03:53 AM
It's the first time I see square elbows :O
As for he watch... I am sure P Diddy will love it; he has a slave to tell him the time anyway, so it doesn't matter if it's impossible to read the time on that watch.
20. Posted by mommy_long_legs on December 1, 2005 04:35 AM
Paris stop being so ri-cock-ulous!
21. Posted by Roxie on December 1, 2005 02:32 PM
You think the watch is bad! Guess what she wants for Christmas?? A TIGER!! I swear. Check it out on my site....
http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/
22. Posted by assholic on December 1, 2005 02:50 PM
why is she lookin at d watch d way she did in the 2nd pic? *dungs head* of course it was coz she's nvr seen one and was overwhelmed by the whole thing....
23. Posted by marisol on December 1, 2005 04:34 PM
Is it me or does no one else see that on her Paris' Hilton's eyes is a LOT BIGGER than the other one...I wonder why no one makes fun of her for that. I know alot of people have the same problem but...her's is very obvious...
24. Posted by Stacyy on December 1, 2005 05:38 PM
ya i noticed the eye thing too but probably no ones noticed cuz she puts good makeup on and makes them appear even. let me tell u im greek nd here in greece everybdy hates her when she was with paris there was this huuuuge deal on tv where his parents were on tv 24/7 making statements saying they want their son to break up with that rich spoiled brat.
25. Posted by Stacyy on December 1, 2005 05:42 PM
why is there a black circle outlining her eyes? are contacts supposed to be outlined? and did anyone notice her pinky has almost no nail on it? she looks as though she talks with some low voice from her face and how she looks around, but when she opens her mouth this little squeaky mouse voice comes out and every single time she speaks i jump. it never fails.
26. Posted by bluecanary on December 1, 2005 07:58 PM
A tacky watch for a tacky ho. Paris Hilton is proof positive you can be rich as Midas and still be trailer trash.
27. Posted by Zanathon on December 2, 2005 12:27 AM
The diamonds in Paris' watch have more value than her entire self-worth.