November 22, 2005
Justin Timberlake Is Afraid
Justin Timberlake and his fans have something in common, besides wearing 'Princess' t-shirts and thinking Aaron Carter is hot. They're both scared of spiders. Justin Timberlake has confessed his arachnophobia is so bad he refused to enter his hotel room after spotting a spider lurking inside, and had to call hotel reception to get a member of staff to get rid of the tiny creature for him.
He told Britain's Smash Hits magazine: "I'm really, really scared of spiders. I just hate them. I was staying at a posh hotel and I had to call reception because I spotted one in my room. I was too scared to get rid of it myself."
Unless this spider was at one point feasting on orc-flesh in the caves near Mount Doom, I have a hard time feeling sympathy for Justin. If you have to call a five foot, fifty-year-old mexican grandmother to take care of bugs in your luxury suite, perhaps it's time to re-evalute your life. And by re-evaluate I mean end. And yet, somehow, he's with Cameron Diaz.
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Comments
1. Posted by Jenny on November 22, 2005 11:31 AM
I've always said that when you are an ex-boyband member, you really don't have any room to do or say things that make you sound like a big wimp. Being afraid of spiders falls into this category. Just shut your mouth Justin. Throw a dictionary on that thing and don't tell anyone.
2. Posted by Jenny on November 22, 2005 11:35 AM
I've always said that when you are an ex-boyband member, you really don't have any room to do or say things that make you sound like a big wimp. Being afraid of spiders falls into this category. Just shut your mouth Justin. Throw a dictionary on that thing and don't tell anyone.
3. Posted by conceitedhipster on November 22, 2005 12:02 PM
Not boyband, Jenny. It's "man-choir."
4. Posted by Nikk The Templar on November 22, 2005 12:03 PM
Why do I have this strong urge to to start singing Boris The Spider by The Who?
5. Posted by nichole on November 22, 2005 12:39 PM
I don't know . . . Spiders ARE pretty freaky. However, if there is one in my room, it's not a big deal to make the biggest wad of tissue paper ever and kill that sucker myself.
If I can do it, you can too, Justin!
6. Posted by tori on November 22, 2005 12:57 PM
hah what a pussy! poor cameron. no, poor justin, because cameron's nasty.
7. Posted by elle on November 22, 2005 01:26 PM
yeah, i mean, i totally freak when i see spiders too, but if i were with justin..... who would i get to kill the spiders then? cameron better be more couragous than most girls cuz justin's a woman.
8. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 22, 2005 01:45 PM
I'm afraid of spiders also. I just call Hillary when I see one, She loves them. When she see's a spider she will drop on all fours and chase it around batting with her hands and tossing it in the air and catching it in her teeth. Once the spider is too tired to play any longer she just eats it. God I love her.
9. Posted by Zanathon on November 22, 2005 03:00 PM
If I ever have the misfortune of winning front row tickets to one of Justin's concerts, I'm going to make it worth my while by bringing along a jar of spiders and releasing them on stage at the right moment.
Mr.Timberlake will be screaming and crying in a very similar fashion as to what Dakota Fanning did in the movie, War of the Worlds.
10. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 22, 2005 06:24 PM
This is sad. This is so sad. When I have more courage than this guy . . .
11. Posted by Candy on November 22, 2005 09:33 PM
OMG, this is the funniest post ever. The ending quotes is making my stomach hurt. LMAO.
12. Posted by slinkhard on November 23, 2005 03:08 AM
Hey, Justin's NOT a woman! Don't lump in all of femalekind with him, we don't want him either.
13. Posted by HollyJ on November 23, 2005 09:20 PM
Yet more irrefutable evidence that Cameron Diaz is, despite her perky good looks, a complete waste of proteins and water.
14. Posted by Bella on November 24, 2005 03:54 AM
Well I heard Justin Timberlake is going on tour..to find his balls.
15. Posted by Swair on November 26, 2005 11:53 AM
ugh..
16. Posted by assholic on November 29, 2005 08:39 PM
"yeah, i mean, i totally freak when i see spiders too, but if i were with justin..... who would i get to kill the spiders then? cameron better be more couragous than most girls cuz justin's a woman."
qaw, now, come on, by bein a visitor of the superficial, you should bloody know by now that it's a very well known fact that cam's a guy and justin's a woman. they're a match made in heaven, really, so there.
17. Posted by Panchi on December 4, 2005 12:42 PM
I personal too hate spiders but if justin timberlake called me up to his hotel room to kill one i would place 5 more in there just so that he would tell me to retreieve them too ... and then i would take his underwear:D
18. Posted by rathernot on December 9, 2005 09:34 PM
Didn't Cameron Diaz used to go by the name C.C. Deville? You know, back when she was hot.
19. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 7, 2006 03:12 PM
Doesn't surprise me. I can see Cameron is the one in charge. Spiders Justin, please. The only place you have to worry about spiders is in Australia. Spiders do NOTHING but good, you asshole. Spider-killers are donkey-raping shit-eaters in my book.
20. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 7, 2006 03:16 PM
I Loooove Spiders. I NEVER kill spiders (unless he get's stuck in my vacuum cleaner. I won't go after him; he should've moved).