October 20, 2005

Halle Berry has pokey nipples

It's always nice to see a celebrity go braless in public when they've actually got the body to pull it off. I'm not saying I don't normally enjoy seeing breasts run free, but when you're Kirsten Dunst and your nipples are dragging on the floor, maybe it's time to consider a little support. And to help any women out there who don't know whether or not they can pull off the braless look I've devised a little test. If you look in a mirror and you see Halle Berry looking back at you then you're good to go. If you look in a mirror and see Kirsten Dunst looking back then you should seriously consider putting on a bra. And then maybe a paper bag over your head as well. Or plastic. Whichever is fine.

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