September 27, 2005
Donald Trump and Melania Knauss are pregnant
Donald Trump's spokeswoman has confirmed that Melania Knauss is pregnant with his fifth child.
The New York Post said the baby was due in the spring. Trump's spokeswoman Norma Foerderer said the Post report that Trump's wife was pregnant was true but she declined to give any further details.
Looks like Melania is more commited to getting Donald's money than I had given her credit for. I thought marrying the man would be the farthest she'd be willing to go, but to actually let him impregnate her is really going the distance. I figured she would have just slipped him some pills during dinner and made it look like he had a heart attack during sex, but to actually have his child and wait for him to die naturally is mind blowing. Though with Britney Spears giving birth and the announcement of Donald Trump's offspring, I think we finally have an explanation for nature's sudden decision to try and destroy us all.
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Comments
1. Posted by Proteon on September 27, 2005 12:36 PM
Can he use the ultrasound to have the baby sign a pre-pardom agreement?
2. Posted by ImRichBitch! on September 27, 2005 12:37 PM
She actually slept with him??? She is a true gold digger...I guess I would do it go for a billion $$$
3. Posted by goldilocks on September 27, 2005 12:42 PM
i wonder if the baby will have his hair.....
4. Posted by emma on September 27, 2005 12:50 PM
all of trump's kids look like him. a trump + melania baby will be interesting.
how old is trump, anyway? i wonder if they forsee more kids in their future.
5. Posted by MotherOfPearl on September 27, 2005 01:12 PM
I think he's 59 or so. And I guess love (of gold) truly is blind.
6. Posted by no.name on September 27, 2005 01:26 PM
of course she slept with him.. they ARE married and whatnot. if i were the Don, i'd be suspicious if she DIDN'T sleep with me.
guess a girl has gotta do what it takes to win the ultimate prize. if her pregnancy is successful, she'll be set for life.
7. Posted by Anna Rexic on September 27, 2005 01:45 PM
Kick her in the stomach before it's too late!! Don't do it Donald!!
8. Posted by Grey on September 27, 2005 01:48 PM
i think its great. now if they do have a prenup if they get divorced the kid will get tons of child support and we all know who the child support goes to til the kid turns 18.. smart woman she is.. maybe even a genius!!
9. Posted by Geno on September 27, 2005 02:35 PM
I just hope they can afford proper medical
care for the child.
10. Posted by Velvet_Jones on September 27, 2005 02:45 PM
If I die today, I hope I am reincarnated as Trumps new baby. I don't think he has anything to do with these kids, he just throws money at them. He's breeding future Paris Hiltons.
11. Posted by prognosis on September 27, 2005 03:05 PM
i'm not sure how mother nature will combine an orange weave, seductive slovenian cheekbones, and an eye for monochromatic shirt and tie schemes, but the results will be hideous. i guarantee. in fact, i'll bet you a breathtaking helicopter ride over manhattan that this kid will be so ugly, Melania will be forced to tie filet mignon to its neck to get the dog to play with it.
12. Posted by Juliette on September 27, 2005 03:06 PM
BAD mental image!!!
13. Posted by spanky on September 27, 2005 03:14 PM
the baby won'tlook like her either. anyone who is not stupid can tell she has had tons of plastic surgery. that's probably why she married him, he can keep funding her plastic upkeep and collagen injections and also fund the baby's
14. Posted by IvoryFingers on September 27, 2005 03:39 PM
She strikes me as someone whom Trump had to tell her "But I could die if I don't have sex" and she'd believe it.
15. Posted by no.name on September 27, 2005 03:59 PM
tootsie... or andy dick in drag.
16. Posted by no.name on September 27, 2005 04:00 PM
lol wrong thread.
17. Posted by keith2001 on September 27, 2005 04:05 PM
Melania, you're pregnant?
You're fired!
18. Posted by FearLeSphere on September 27, 2005 04:09 PM
The language in this post is pretty horrible. I think the pre-requisite for writing an article should be basic grammar and punctuation skills. I'm starting to see what everyone is talking about. It's a shame to see this kind of regression on such a great site.
Would you carry the Wolfmans puppy in your belly for any amount of money in the world?
19. Posted by mac2048 on September 27, 2005 04:26 PM
She is so beautiful, but I think even her gorgeous genes won't be enough to save this poor kid from ghastly hair and a pot belly.
Donald Trump is the man though isn't he? I'd make sweet love to him for 1,000,000 dollars... And I would make sweet lesbian love to Melania for free dollars!
20. Posted by DevastatorX on September 27, 2005 04:58 PM
Wh does she alwayshave that "stuck-up, i'm so better that you look on her face?" Think she maintains that facial expression when she and the Donald are doin it?
21. Posted by celeb_hater on September 27, 2005 04:59 PM
looks like she doesn't swallow!
22. Posted by goldilocks on September 27, 2005 05:04 PM
im an NIMW- Not In My Womb. If i know the melanias of this world, and i do, i'll bet a million quid that the babies not his
23. Posted by izzy on September 27, 2005 05:23 PM
devastatorX ur so right about that look, i've always thought she must think it makes her more exotic or untouchable or something, but whatever, she looks stupid.
this writing blows hardcore asshole.
24. Posted by Candy on September 27, 2005 08:10 PM
Dam I wonder if she was awake when they were doing it cause I can totally see how they could have sex if she lets him do it while she's comatose, preferably drug induced coma.
25. Posted by Martin92 on September 27, 2005 08:39 PM
But how did he get her pregnant?
26. Posted by sugarplum on September 27, 2005 10:50 PM
That woman looks like an alien with long hair. - Not that he looks any good, but maybe she is an alien from outer space after all. Ala Mars Attacks.
27. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on September 27, 2005 11:13 PM
She was quoted in some magazine as answering,"Do you think he would have married me if I weren't beautiful?" when asked if she thought she would have married him if he wasn't rich. At least they know what's important in life; I'm sure these little heartfelt sentiments will be passed on to yet another Tiny Trump-Monster.
28. Posted by onecrazybizaach on September 27, 2005 11:43 PM
*shudders*
29. Posted by fragile_wild on September 28, 2005 12:31 AM
Maybe she has that look on her face because she's the wife of a billionaire. She IS better than all the other women who have probably tried to marry him, I mean his money. If I were her I'd probably have plastic surgery to get the "I'm better than thou" look on my face forever to save efforts. I'm sure she's though of that, but has more fun actually doing it. The world will never know.
30. Posted by amuzer on September 28, 2005 01:54 AM
Can you imagine what the baby's hair is like!
31. Posted by Ragin_Pope_Angus on September 28, 2005 10:39 AM
Fear not.
I am Melania's Baby's Daddy.
32. Posted by mordredroddy on March 16, 2006 09:49 PM
Seriously, we really have to wonder about parrentage. This is a guy who with all his money could not keep Marla Maples satisfied. (They found her with her lover at the beach; the Donald turned loose that creepy crooked spyguy, Pellicano, on her.) I just think Donald Trump is a sham -- he's not the great lover, he's not the great businessman, and I read in that new book that he isn't even a real billionaire!