September 14, 2005

Elijah Wood probably isn't gay

Elijah Wood is finally addressing those gay rumors. And unlike certain megabucks stars — Tom Cruise, for instance — he’s not threatening to sue. In fact, the “Lord of the Rings” star seems amused. Wood says he likes to surf the Web and look at doctored photos that put him in compromising positions with men. [MSNBC]

There's really no reason for there to be doctored photos of Elijah Wood having sex with men. Gisele Bundchen or Tyra Banks maybe, but not Elijah Wood. I don't care how much you're trying to prove he's gay, photoshopping his penis into another man's mouth isn't fooling anybody. Everybody knows that guy hates oral. He's all about the ass, man. Plus he enjoys pretending that his face is coming out of a vagina so how gay could he be? Not very.

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