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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Oh, and the Olsen twins are currently promoting McDonald's in France, despite Mary-Kate's recent treatment for her eating disorder. Isn't that ironic? It sure is ironic. Read Article [Olsen sisters campaign for Happy Meals]
Britney SpearsAccording to Femalefirst, the singer intends to wear a tracksuit emblazoned with the words 'Mrs Federline' while her dancer hubby Kevin will reportedly wear a matching tracksuit with the slogan, 'The Pimp' in the lead up to the wedding, which is set to take place at Santa Barbara's lavish Bacara Resort in November. [Read] What the hell? Avril Lavigne
Read More [Avril Engagement Rumours Squashed] -- thanks Ken Britney Spears
Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley
Read Article [Lavigne engaged to Sum 41 star] Lynne SpearsLynne Spears has been pissed at the media's recent portrayal of Britney Spears and tried to explain her behavior on Britney's official site. I've come across numerous photo's where they are trying to depict Britney as, in their words, "trashy". They are using various photo's (sic) to try to illustrate their point, for example, the one where she stepped on her floor length skirt and of course, it pulled down too low in the front. I saw her in this outfit that day and she looked absolutely adorable. Girls, I am sure this has happened to you before, but luckily, there weren't hordes of paparazzi around to capture it in photo's (sic). As for her walking barefoot, The Doctor's orders are for her to wear Uggs or tennis shoes and it's just too hot for that. What kind of fucked up doctor is ordering their patient to wear Uggs?   Charlize Theron
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Read Article [Paris inspires activism] Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera is sporting some interesting new ankle tattoos. I can't really tell what it is, but it looks to be some sort of Hindu lesbian sex scene of some sort. Unfortunately, I'm not really a fan of the whole body art thing. I'm also not a fan of old grandma sweaters and ugly trucker hats. I am, however, a huge fan of being a slut. That stuff rocks.     *UPDATE: Some people have suggested that those aren't really tattoos, but rather prints on her nylons. Upon closer inspection, I'd have to agree. Return to The Superficial 
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Turns out the whole Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley engagement was a damn joke. MuchMusic reports that Deryck "pretended to propose to Avril in full view of paparazzi just to show how easily it is to mislead the tabloids." That son of a bitch. Nobody pretends to propose to Avril Lavigne and gets away with it! Although I'm thinking that this may be another trick to get the tabloids off the back of the young newly engaged couple. Heck, I don't know what to believe anymore. Judging by the accuracy of all these news/paparazzi/tabloid sources, I might as well be making this shit up myself. This just in, Avril Lavigne is pregnant with Michael Jackson's baby and has admitted that she enjoys eating puppies. The cute kind.
I certainly am curious as to what Curious smells like. Hehe, I'm funny. I'm also extremely good looking and a fox in bed. Call me, ladies.
19 year old Avril Lavigne and 24 year old Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 have solidified their titles as most annoying human beings by getting engaged to each other. I don't know why, but Avril Lavigne pisses me off more than any other singer out there. Who but Avril would say something as stupid as "I might look like a tough chick - and I am - but I'm also a hopeless romantic inside." And I am? And I am?! Shut up! She's the fakest person on the planet and I would enjoy nothing more than to give her a roundhouse kick to the face. Plus, she can't really skateboard and I hear she hates midgets and homosexuals. Word.
Charlize Theron recently slipped and hurt her neck while doing a back-flip somersault while wearing platform shoes. Well you don't see that everyday. You also don't see people as 
Paris Hilton confronted a small horde of anti-Paris protesters at a book signing in Hollywood. The group, H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) mustered their resources and treated the heirhead to slogans like "Hey, hey, ho, ho, Paris Hilton's got to go.'' Wow, those anti-Paris protesters sure are clever.