Naomi Campbell Fashion Rio Wardrobe Malfunction

Naomi Campbell supposedly had a wardrobe malfunction last Thursday during Fashion Rio, when her sleeveless deep V-neck dress ended up showing off her right nipple. When asked to comment, she started beating up her maid and running through walls. And then she headbutted everybody. Twice. Seriously though, how can this be considered a wardrobe malfunctions? Half the runway models out there are walking around with their breasts exposed. That's like the first thing they teach you at modeling school. I mean after throwing up of course. Images after the jump. (nsfw)

Nicole Kidman Not Lesbian

Nicole Kidman says she wishes she were attracted to women because it would be easier to find a relationship. Nicole says she has trouble finding the right man, but could never be a lesbian because she is "hooked on the male physique". Nicole says women don’t do it for her saying, "I love the way a man thinks. I love the way a man smells. I love the way men look." That's all fine and dandy, but do men have breasts? That's what we should really be talking about here. Big beautiful breasts. Wait, what?

Fantastic Four Promo Shoot

Do you think that if enough people asked, the producers of Fantastic Four would have Jessica Alba naked throughout the entire movie? They could just say that her invisibility powers got all screwed up and whenever she puts clothes on it becomes invisible. Not only would the movie be 400 million times more successful, I also predict it would win the Academy Award for Best Costume Design.

Ashlee Simpson Still Idiot

Ashlee Simpson doesn't seem to be bothered by the booing she endured at last week's Orange Bowl. "I'm not perfect and I'm not going to be perfect," Ashlee told MTV. "There was some booing that went on after the halftime show was finished. If they didn't like the performance, and that's what it was about, then sorry to them." Somebody needs to shake some sense into this woman for her own good. If she keeps ignoring the fact that she sucks and everybody hates her, somebody is going to just up and shoot her. And I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but I'd just rather see her quit than be murdered.

Donald Trump Invites Old Wives

Donald Trump invited his first two wives, Ivana Trump and Marla Maples, to his January 22 wedding to his third wife Melania Knauss. Ivana declined because she had to be in Canada for filming of her Home Shopping Network special, and Maples said she wished them the best, but felt it wouldn’t be appropriate. You know what else wouldn't be appropriate? Me having sex with Melania Knauss in front of Donald Trump. Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it though.

Nicolette Sheridan Death Threats

Nicolette Sheridan has reportedly received death threats from angry TV viewers who are offended by her raunchy behavior as Edie on Desperate Housewives. Security on the set has been stepped up and Nicolette has been advised to dress less sexy than her character when she's out in public to avoid potential encounters with crazy people. Sounds like pretty solid advice considering the first thing I think when I see a sexy girl is that I want to kill her. And then have sex with her dead body. Wait did I say that out loud?

Continue Reading