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Kirsten Dunst Nipple SlipPermalink | Tuesday - January 04, 2005
 
Christina Aguilera UK Glamour PhotoshootPermalink | Tuesday - January 04, 2005
  Ashley Olsen Takes Acting LessonsPermalink | Monday - January 03, 2005
Vanessa Carlton InStyle OuttakesPermalink | Monday - January 03, 2005
   Back With A VengeancePermalink | Monday - January 03, 2005
Well I'm finally back from my sweet little vacation. I'd fill you in on the details, but I find that talking about sexual encounters with outrageously beautiful women gets really old really fast. Unfortunately, I don't have any such stories so I'll just pretend that nothing happened and continue with posting as usual. The Superficial Will Be Back On December 31stPermalink | Wednesday - December 15, 2004
   
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I guess it would be impossible for me not to post the Kirsten Dunst nipple slip so here it is. My apologies beforehand, as seeing Kirsten Dunst's nipples is probably pretty low on your list of things to do. I think it's safe to say that she is officially the most disgusting celebrity on the planet. I could get past the whole troll face thing if she at least had an attractive body, but she's got the saggiest most disgusting breasts I've ever seen. And believe you me, I've seen a lot of breasts in my lifetime. Image after the jump. (nsfw)
How is it that Christina Aguilera is able to make looking like a zombie seem glamorous, when most people can't even make 
According to Star magazine, Ashley Olsen has been taking acting classes while in New York attending NYU. The tabloid reports that she spends two days a week at the William Esper Studio on Manhattan’s Upper West Side, which teaches the Meisner Acting Technique, which focuses on “spontaneity and improvisation." I find it amusing that Ashley Olsen actually thinks of herself as an actress. It's like when six year old girls put on their mother's makeup and start parading around like they're an actual adult. It's kind of cute, but also really annoying.
Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton? I remember she came out with a single like four years ago but then I guess everybody realized how much she sucked and then she sort of just disappeared. To be fair though, it's hard to make it in the music industry when you look as ugly as Vanessa Carlton does. I think her and Kirsten Dunst need to have a head to head competition to determine once and for all who has the uglier face. They could stare at a group of highschool kids and whoever caused the most amount of people to vomit would be declared the winner. And in the very possible situation that every single person vomited for both of them, a tie would be declared and they could both share the title of ugliest human being on the planet.
I forgot to mention that I'll be out of town for the next two and a half weeks and I don't know what my internet situation will be like. Odds are I won't have any, so I'll just go ahead and say that there won't be any new posts for awhile. I get back on the 31st so hopefully you can manage to survive two weeks and two days without my stupid blabbering. And in case you didn't know that my blabbering was stupid, it is indeed very stupid. To hold you over, here are some nice shots of a lovely Mandy Moore from a somewhat less lovely Teen People. Word on the street is that she's hot, but I'm more into that Kevin Federline. He's so dreamy!