Zip It Up, Anthony Weiner

“Where’s everybody going? I was fixing my fly!”

While attending the Democratic National Convention yesterday, a reporter for FOX5NY made the unfortunate mistake of talking to Anthony Weiner who threatened to viciously masturbate Donald Trump Jr. if he tries to run for New York City mayor. Via The Hill:

“I’d come out of a retirement just to beat him like a rented mule.”

Granted, even with the elder Trump torpedoing the family crest – an orange bullfrog getting fucked by a bear – by publicly asking Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails (you can’t make this shit up), did you like that masturbating joke up top? Donald Trump Jr. knows about jerking off, too:

Donald Trump Jr.: A Candidate Whose Cock Isn’t On The Internet

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