And Now For Your Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day
You’re a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh?
I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I’ll savor a solitary apricot that’s been kissed by my baby.
[Ed. Note – After reviewing the post, it appears I misled people to believe the Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day would involve talk of chimney fisting in a trucker hat when, sadly, it did not. I shouldn’t have got your hopes up like that. That was uncalled for.]
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