You’re a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh?
I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I’ll savor a solitary apricot that’s been kissed by my baby.
- Anthony Kiedis to Maxim.com (August 2011)
[Ed. Note - After reviewing the post, it appears I misled people to believe the Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day would involve talk of chimney fisting in a trucker hat when, sadly, it did not. I shouldn't have got your hopes up like that. That was uncalled for.]
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I only listen to organic, fair trade red hot chili peppers.
+ 1,000
Does he not look like a porn star from the 70′s?
He looks like a child molester from the ’10s.
His last meal after a nice batch of smack, maybe.
He left out his craving for meat whistles and skin flutes.
That solitary apricot that he selfishly wants to savor could feed LeAnne Rimes for 17 days. Damn pretentious Hollywooders.
Not to mention bogarting all the laetrile in the pit that could help someone’s little kid fight off cancer. Selfish prick.
slow day uh?
No idea who this guy is but if he’s so careful about what he eats i.e been a ‘vegan’ true or not, why is he a lard ass?
He used to have a really hot body!
“I dabble in sustainable fish” = I eat 23 cans of tuna fish and a 16oz jar of mayonnaise a day.
“and dawdle in the consumption of eggs” = I go to Denny’s at 03:00 in the morning and order a 12 egg omelet cook in a pound of butter.
WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHO ANTHONY KIEDIS IS??? That statement makes me sad.
Exactly.
Lard Ass? Really?!!! WTF?!! You must think that Leann Rimes is on the chunky side. Jiminy Christmas dude.
All anybody on this site ever does is complain about who gets feature (“GET THESE JERSEY WHORES OFF” “LADY GAGA SUCKS. WE HATE HER” etc) but the second he puts up an article on someone remotely interesting, a bunch of tards go, “I don’t know who this is.”
HE’S THE FRONTMAN OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS.
+1
SHowing your age, dude.
You don’t know who he is? How is that even possible? Are you 8?
I’m pretty sure vegans can eat Cheez Doodles…
He’s having a hard time losing the baby weight.
He used to be lean and muscular. Now he’s just … kind of… fatty boombah. Middle aged man syndrome. They just get thicker around the middle. It happens to ‘em all.
I’ve got something your baby can kiss then you can savor it all you want.
LOL!
“I have the weirdest boner right now.”
Oh good, he’s making some dumb comments about food. In other news, his band (for those who have no idea who this guy is), Red Hot Chili Peppers have a new album coming out this week which means he got his copy machine fixed.
ah kk I know the band, their music is pretty good.
Sieg Heil!
“Don’t taze me bro!!”
“It hurts when I pee!!”
I predict that this picture will be in front of every gay, vegan, bath house urinal within 7 days.
Danny Trejo is looking younger
THANK you!
It’s “dabble” Anthony. Not “dawdle.”
No! He dabbles in FISH. The dawdling is for the eggs.
How the fuck do you dawdle in eggs?
maybe he meant he’s dawdling in regards to giving up eggs?
Oh I know! He eats them slowly. Everyone know that if you eat eggs slowly, they cease to become animal products. Silly Uncle Phil.
Gah, if he’s literally dragging his feet through them I don’t wanna know.
Toejam and eggs?
Maybe he means he picks at them a long time with the fork, separating the white from the yolk or something. Or does not care so much about making literal sense as much as the sound of the words, What would you suggest as a synonym that sounds alike?
My day has actually been made by the fact that half of Josh Klinghoffer’s head is in 2 pictures on this site. I seriously am considering becoming a full-time groupie for that boy.
Important question: Did being a vegan in any way lead to him needed the C-section?
That answer was fucking incomrehensible, even for someone who’s cooked his brains with a boatload of drugs. But the real question is, what’s his position on eating a dick? Like, if I was to say, “Anthony Keidis can eat a dick”, how would that fly?
All depends if it’s organic and sustainable or not.
Well, first he would remind you that he is a multi-millionaire that has won over six grammies and sold well over 30 million albums to date.
He would then give you his resume of women he has had: including Heidi Klum (before she was blacked up), and a young Ione Skye
Boy, that would sure show me, wouldn’t it?
Also, “…over six srammies…”. Is that seven or thirty-eight?
So has Weird Al. Your point?
Huh? Did this guy get his hands on a thesaurus or something? Perhaps he dreams of being given a title, so here it is: El Mucho Pomposo.
more cow for me
Same here.
And he’s in phenomenal shape for an almost 50 year old.
Thick bodied. ewwwwww. and back fat.
I actually feel him.
I’m not a true vegan, either. I dabble in pig ass/cartilage wrapped in its own intestines. Broccoli doesn’t speak to me. Sometimes I eat butterscotch pudding out of a virgin’s ballon knot.
That wasn’t pudding.
his band sucks
Lady Gaga lover, you’re in the wrong website.
i love coming here and reading people defend him and red hot chili peppers. thanks a lot, that’s what makes my (quite slow) day (:
Would you rather their old school fans just roll over and take it from a bunch of hipsters that dont know jack shit?
What makes u think that person is a Lady GaGa lover if they think that RHCP suck (which is fucking absurd Calm Meant. Why don’t you share with us what your band plays.)
you thought i was being ironic ? i really love. i’m really thankful.
OHHHH FUCK EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
(goes to bathroom to beat off)
They do suck. They turned into pussies after BSSM.
Ok, not a Lady Gaga lover, take your pick then. How ’bout Peaches & Herbs, will you accept that?
Nah, no Gaga. Just I think they suck. Why the crusade? Got their logo tattooed on your dick? Sorry gang, we didn’t all lose our virginity to “Under the Bridge.” This is what I jam out to.. http://www.chilipepperstribute.com/
Alright rican, Peaches & Herbs will work.
Calm Meant, no big deal. I think a lot stuff sucks, mostly cuz I’m cynical and fun like that. I didn’t lose my virginity to Under the Bridge either. It was mostly awkward silence. He was real charming.
Ape flea !
“So I’ve got the Freddie Mercury look, and I’m doing a rooftop concert like the Beatles…who else can I shit on?”
I gotta say, dude’s got pretty good skin tone for pushing 50.
Plus, the chili peppers rock. They always have and always will.
But he still drinks your milkshake, right?
This is how really rich bored idiots talk.
If he said that same sort of crap around the wrong people they would punch him dead in the face.
I love love their music though.
“pretentious celebrity vegan quote of the day” not pretentious vegan quote of the day enough without gwyneth.
Anthony is cooler than all of you dumb fucks put together.
He can’t sing for shit and his lyrics are innane. Mike Patton has more talent in his BMs.
You don’t understand his lyrics. But that’s ok, stick with Britney or Gaga, those are easy lyrics for your brain to process.
New album is pretty good.
You should see our cat Mr. Bungle-his bowel movements are even better than Faith No More!
Why is Richard Edson walking around w/out his shirt on?!
Oh! it’s Amferny Keidis (exsmuse my speech impedemen I do sing now)
1 day earlier and he’d have been born a hare lip.
Chili Peppers are a bunch of hacks,.. Flea is the only one with any talent and all their “hooks” are the exact same 2 chord change. Crappy rock mixed with crappy rap, crappy lyrics and the biggest DERP looking lead man ever.
RHCP brought to you by the folks at Xerox.
Someone with a fucking brain.
this RUINS the RHCP for me.
what a fucking douche.
“an apricot that’s been kissed by my baby”?
give it away, now. you asshole.
He’s got the whole flaming Freddie Mercury thing going on!
When I clicked on the topic in RSS I was betting it would be Moby.
But yeah, enjoy your birdseed, gimme’ a nice juicy steak.
From heroin to vegan , yeah , that makes sense .
He is an authority on eating now and not how to fix up?
There’s nothing incompatible with shooting heroin and being a vegan. Just ask River Phoen—oops.
What’s up with Hitler in a trucker hat?
Iggy POP 2.0!!!!!! Sorry But I do See It. But LOve the Music!!
lmao
“Alright I’m on the rooftop.. where are the free-range apricots?”
Looking for the needle tracks in his arms …
raising heroin homing pigeons?
It is time to put on a shirt my dear. You are middle aged just like me. Time to give up the 20 year old rock star look. By the way I really liked your long hair. This side view makes you look like a certain fascist we shall not name.
Yes this new haircut is a little too reminiscent of Germany in the 1930′s. Just sayin’
Rise of the Planet of the Apes is real!!!!
Ummm I think he was probably trying to be funny. This is Anthony Kiedis…do you really think he would say something like that seriously?
He said all kind of stupid things in his autobiography…and he was being serious there.
im a huge animal lover, and no cheese or eggs or meat. i could never do. i eat a whole block of cheese a week. meat maybe i could live without.. but milk too, a whpole 4 liter gone in 3 days i like my dairy lol