And Now For Your Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day

August 31st, 2011 // 94 Comments

You’re a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh?
I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so. I’ll savor a solitary apricot that’s been kissed by my baby.

- Anthony Kiedis to (August 2011)

[Ed. Note - After reviewing the post, it appears I misled people to believe the Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day would involve talk of chimney fisting in a trucker hat when, sadly, it did not. I shouldn't have got your hopes up like that. That was uncalled for.]

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  1. Richard McBeef

    I only listen to organic, fair trade red hot chili peppers.

  2. That solitary apricot that he selfishly wants to savor could feed LeAnne Rimes for 17 days. Damn pretentious Hollywooders.

  3. robin

    slow day uh?

  4. clark kent

    No idea who this guy is but if he’s so careful about what he eats i.e been a ‘vegan’ true or not, why is he a lard ass?

  5. I’ve got something your baby can kiss then you can savor it all you want.

  6. Dude of Dudes

    “I have the weirdest boner right now.”

  7. jumpin_j

    Oh good, he’s making some dumb comments about food. In other news, his band (for those who have no idea who this guy is), Red Hot Chili Peppers have a new album coming out this week which means he got his copy machine fixed.

  8. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    Sieg Heil!

  9. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    “Don’t taze me bro!!”

  10. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    “It hurts when I pee!!”

  11. Do Freebird

    I predict that this picture will be in front of every gay, vegan, bath house urinal within 7 days.

  12. rican

    Danny Trejo is looking younger

  13. Uncle Phil

    It’s “dabble” Anthony. Not “dawdle.”

  14. SisterRay

    My day has actually been made by the fact that half of Josh Klinghoffer’s head is in 2 pictures on this site. I seriously am considering becoming a full-time groupie for that boy.

  15. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
    Double D
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    Important question: Did being a vegan in any way lead to him needed the C-section?

  16. That answer was fucking incomrehensible, even for someone who’s cooked his brains with a boatload of drugs. But the real question is, what’s his position on eating a dick? Like, if I was to say, “Anthony Keidis can eat a dick”, how would that fly?

  17. Juano

    Huh? Did this guy get his hands on a thesaurus or something? Perhaps he dreams of being given a title, so here it is: El Mucho Pomposo.

  18. more cow for me

  19. Deacon Jones

    I actually feel him.

    I’m not a true vegan, either. I dabble in pig ass/cartilage wrapped in its own intestines. Broccoli doesn’t speak to me. Sometimes I eat butterscotch pudding out of a virgin’s ballon knot.

  20. Calm meant

    his band sucks

    • rican

      Lady Gaga lover, you’re in the wrong website.

      • Lauraa

        i love coming here and reading people defend him and red hot chili peppers. thanks a lot, that’s what makes my (quite slow) day (:

      • Deacon Jones

        Would you rather their old school fans just roll over and take it from a bunch of hipsters that dont know jack shit?

      • kimmykimkim

        What makes u think that person is a Lady GaGa lover if they think that RHCP suck (which is fucking absurd Calm Meant. Why don’t you share with us what your band plays.)

      • Lauraa

        you thought i was being ironic ? i really love. i’m really thankful.

      • Deacon Jones


        (goes to bathroom to beat off)

    • juaquin ingles

      They do suck. They turned into pussies after BSSM.

    • rican

      Ok, not a Lady Gaga lover, take your pick then. How ’bout Peaches & Herbs, will you accept that?

      • Calm meant

        Nah, no Gaga. Just I think they suck. Why the crusade? Got their logo tattooed on your dick? Sorry gang, we didn’t all lose our virginity to “Under the Bridge.” This is what I jam out to..

      • kimmykimkim

        Alright rican, Peaches & Herbs will work.

        Calm Meant, no big deal. I think a lot stuff sucks, mostly cuz I’m cynical and fun like that. I didn’t lose my virginity to Under the Bridge either. It was mostly awkward silence. He was real charming.

  21. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    Ape flea !

  22. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    “So I’ve got the Freddie Mercury look, and I’m doing a rooftop concert like the Beatles…who else can I shit on?”

  23. I gotta say, dude’s got pretty good skin tone for pushing 50.

    Plus, the chili peppers rock. They always have and always will.

  24. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    But he still drinks your milkshake, right?

  25. Venom

    This is how really rich bored idiots talk.
    If he said that same sort of crap around the wrong people they would punch him dead in the face.

    I love love their music though.

  26. zomgbie

    “pretentious celebrity vegan quote of the day” not pretentious vegan quote of the day enough without gwyneth.

  27. Brian B

    Anthony is cooler than all of you dumb fucks put together.

  28. You should see our cat Mr. Bungle-his bowel movements are even better than Faith No More!

  29. Chunky Munkey

    Why is Richard Edson walking around w/out his shirt on?!

    Oh! it’s Amferny Keidis (exsmuse my speech impedemen I do sing now)
    1 day earlier and he’d have been born a hare lip.

    Chili Peppers are a bunch of hacks,.. Flea is the only one with any talent and all their “hooks” are the exact same 2 chord change. Crappy rock mixed with crappy rap, crappy lyrics and the biggest DERP looking lead man ever.

  30. welldoneson

    this RUINS the RHCP for me.
    what a fucking douche.
    “an apricot that’s been kissed by my baby”?
    give it away, now. you asshole.

  31. Rabbit

    He’s got the whole flaming Freddie Mercury thing going on!

  32. When I clicked on the topic in RSS I was betting it would be Moby.

    But yeah, enjoy your birdseed, gimme’ a nice juicy steak.

  33. Shia La Poof

    From heroin to vegan , yeah , that makes sense .
    He is an authority on eating now and not how to fix up?

  34. What’s up with Hitler in a trucker hat?

  35. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    Iggy POP 2.0!!!!!! Sorry But I do See It. But LOve the Music!!

  36. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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  37. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
    Alex P
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    “Alright I’m on the rooftop.. where are the free-range apricots?”

  38. Sherwood Schwartz

    Looking for the needle tracks in his arms …

  39. Steve Schweizer

    raising heroin homing pigeons?

  40. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
    Commented on this photo:

    It is time to put on a shirt my dear. You are middle aged just like me. Time to give up the 20 year old rock star look. By the way I really liked your long hair. This side view makes you look like a certain fascist we shall not name.

  41. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    Yes this new haircut is a little too reminiscent of Germany in the 1930′s. Just sayin’

  42. Anthony Kiedis Maxim
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    Rise of the Planet of the Apes is real!!!!

  43. Kris

    Ummm I think he was probably trying to be funny. This is Anthony Kiedis…do you really think he would say something like that seriously?

  44. michmasterflex

    im a huge animal lover, and no cheese or eggs or meat. i could never do. i eat a whole block of cheese a week. meat maybe i could live without.. but milk too, a whpole 4 liter gone in 3 days i like my dairy lol

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