‘Ant-Man’ Has A New Trailer: Now With More Bee-Guy-Person!

Last summer, Marvel made $30 trillion (conservative estimate) from a movie with a talking raccoon with a machine gun, and now this summer, they’re going to do it again by making an ant-guy fight a bee with fricking laser beams on top of a toy train set. If there was a Marvel movie I had the least amount of hope for, it was Ant-Man, but now I want to watch Paul Rudd teach ants to punch things in the face while smirking and saying quippy things like, “Superhero names. Lame, right?” I should fucking hate all of that, yet here I am trying to make an ant carry my coffee cup to the sink. It, uh, it died.

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