Anne Hathaway looks attractive-ish

January 21st, 2009 // 68 Comments

I don’t say this very often, but Anne Hathaway looks remarkably good in these shots from the Creative Coalition Inaugural Ball last night. How good, you ask? So good I’d open a joint checking account with her. That’s right, folks, I’m talking about love over here. And possibly a speedboat. Mostly speedboat.

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  1. shananananai

    her teeth are just humongous

    2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. OnlyGayEskimo

    I wish she would put a bra on – she has so much chest and so little boob, and the little boob she does have is hanging around her waist. Cry.

  3. izz

    pretty boobs

  4. p0nk

    her mouth is large enough for the RichPort manaconda.

  5. book

    jeesus she’s hot. like hot enough to watch that movie “Havoc” just to see her tits.

  6. Right Fury

    I would totally hit that. She was hott in get smart.

  7. It's Me Fuckers

    LOVE the color of her dress! It looks great on her. *I took my nice pills today*

  8. meee

    something about her eyebrows bugs the shit out of me. i think it’s because they’re the same width all the way across.

  9. Mr. Future

    Some day in the not too distant future that bizarre yet amazingly erotic face is going to become just bizarre.

    Ten years beyond that, those amazing bosoms are going to become some plastic surgeon’s annual bonus as he tries to keep them from sagging.

    Right now, however, there’s nobody I’d rather have tied to a bed more than this woman…

  10. CaptainInsano

    And perhaps and motorboat?

    Seriously though, her skinny-ness is starting to take away from her boobs. They’re shrinking. Shrinking! Oh, what a world!

  11. lisa

    I really want to think she is beautiful, but i just find her extremly unattarctive and annoying.

  12. Ted Mosby

    Definitely hittable.

    Can’t wait for those “pictures” her ex took of her get leaked.

  13. b

    She needs to keep that stupid huge mouth shut about politics.

  14. Megabyte

    I’m pretty sure that Anne Hathaway normally looks like Tim Curry.

  15. Xena

    How much is this fugly bitch paying out to have blogs try to ram her down our throats?

  16. TO #6
    She shows them off in that brock back mountain, VERY NICE TATAS…rewinded that scene a couple times…yup! nice

  17. She does look stunting. :)

    Nice post, btw…

  18. morga

    so hot…..

  19. Parker

    The bigger her mouth is the louder she can moan in pleasure while I work my way into her tight little ass. I can almost feel it now, lovingly squeezing my….

    “Wow that feels good.”
    “What does?”
    “The way you’re squeezing my weiner in your butt.”
    “I like it too. I love anal sex, you know.”
    “I do know. It’s in the news like all the time.”
    “Oh yeah. F**k me harder. Who are you anyway?”
    “Nobody you know. Your ass feels like two downy pillows”
    “Oh thanks. But when you’re done don’t wipe yourself off with my dress.
    “Some people are just so rude. Oh yeah. I’m gonna **** in your ass.”
    “I know, I really hate when people do that.”
    “You hate it when they **** in your ass?”
    “No, I hate when they wipe themselves on my dress after.”
    “Ok that makes more sense. Ahhh…there we go. Nice **** in your sweet ass.”
    “Oh y…hey, what are you doing?”
    “Wiping the **** off my ****, dummy.”
    “I said DON’T wipe it on my dress!”
    “Whoops. What a mess. Too late now, Annie.”
    “Oh crap!”
    “Yeah but a good drycleaner can get that out.”
    “You are so rude!”
    “You have big teeth.”
    “I hate you!”
    “My **** is getting hard again.”
    “Well my dress is already ruined so let’s do it again.”

  20. Harry

    You’re a douche, fish. This girl is gorgeous. Great body. Great TAL (tits, ass, legs).

  21. Hamburgler007

    I see her conversion into a clown is well underway.

  22. doogleberg

    She looks good, huh…

    Go to YouTube and watch the “Black Hole Sun” video by Soundgarden.

    Still think she’s hot?

  23. Kaiser

    Pass me a carrot and a saddle. This girl needs a ride!

  24. Blah

    Her face always reminds me of a llama. Its like you look at her and almost think she’s pretty …but then you look a little closer & see that she’s pretty goofy looking instead; her face is unsymmetrical & sort of “droopy” looking. Its too bad because it seems she just missed being gorgeous and ended up goofy instead.

  25. combustion8

    send in the clowns.

  26. wet newspaper

    I just don’t like her. There’s something about her face, something equine-like. I think the 1800′s might have suited her better.

  27. mae

    no sorry, she’s got fug skin and hideous features. and she looks like a total bitch.

  28. meee

    wow 21….get a hobby. preferrably one not involving this message board.

  29. scabbeus

    This chick looks like a clown. She is soft, sloppy and quite stupid.

    BTW, Anne have you gotten over having a repulsive, con-man criminal hammer every one of your orifices? You are an unclean woman!

  30. ceme

    #21 you are seriously THE most disgusting individual ever. Gross

  31. Trizfay

    She looks like the god damned joker you fool

  32. pirate hooker

    Of course you’d open a joint account with her, she rich as fuck and, as we have all learnt, pretty dumb when it comes to money, stealing and lying so you could make out like a bandit. Admit it, you’d open an account with her if she looked like a nutty fresh turd covered in vomit and gorilla pubes or in other words Paris Hilton.
    Sadly you can’t open a joint account with Paris herself because then you’d get aids and die. And what good would “your”, I mean her, money be then. Aside from writing a will pre-account joinage stating you want to be buried at sea in a new speedboat (meaning Kim and Kourtney Kardashian would have to be hoisted onto your boat with an industrial crane so it would sink to depths of the ocean).
    Still it’s not worth it, Paris is crazy rich and a speedboat burial is pretty cool especially if there are some hot mermaids lurking around who can bring you back to life, spear the boat sinking shamoos or return them to their herd and then proceed to sex you forever. Unfortunately, I hear Paris Hilton Aids is like Aids on crack times infinity (not sure what that means exactly but it’s BAD, basically your pecker would look like a hot dog that’s been microwaved for an hour on high) and with a shriveled, peeling, crusty, used to be penis it’s impossible to look cool on a speedboat, just ask Hugh Hefner.
    So basically the moral is don’t get a joint checking account with a raging, filthy, diseased, superwhore. On that note RIP Samantha Ronson, RIP.

  33. Miss Brown Eyes

    What a horses’ arse of a face… and that mouth is one on a fluffer for a porn movie could love…

  34. Miss Brown Eyes

    Her face looks like a horse’s arse and only a realtor who specializes in double-wide trailers could appreciate the vast gape of that mouth

  35. Just_As_it_Is

    #34 What an idiot… posting in the wrong thread hahaha!

    Anyway, It’s not that Anne is ugly. Let’s just say… she’s… special.

    Still, I’d date her, marry her and make sweet love to her every single night.

  36. pirate hooker

    #37. You are the dumbest fucking person on the planet. Read Fish’s comments before you make an ASS of yourself.
    HE WROTE:
    “I don’t say this very often, but Anne Hathaway looks remarkably good in these shots from the Creative Coalition Inaugural Ball last night. How good, you ask? So good I’d open a joint checking account with her.”

    And I responded with my comment which started out “Of course you’d open a joint account with her, she rich as fuck…” See that how writing a comment works you respond to the story, the picture and or Superfish’s comments.

    Re-read Fish’s comments and then mine VERY VERY slowly and TRY AGAIN.
    ANNE HATHAWAY is “pretty dumb when it comes to money, stealing and lying” because her fucking ex boyfriend is in jail for FRAUD and she was totally manipulated by him.
    I’m still in awe, I just can’t fucking believe how stupid one person can be. Yes I referenced Samantha Ronson, but only in the end as an inside joke with readers because Samantha Ronson actually opened an account with a raging diseased whore (Lindsay Lohan).

    You must be Paris or Lindsay writing this (meaning your case worker must be writing this for you). I am just baffled at your lack of reading comprehension, please seek help.

  37. Tyler Durden

    Awe hooked on phonics didn’t work for # 37. Let me help you out.

    “Of course you’d open a joint account with her( ANNE HATHAWAY), she rich as fuck and, as we have all learnt, pretty dumb when it comes to money, stealing and lying ( JUST ASK HER EX RAFFAELLO FIOLLIERI ) so you could make out like a bandit. Admit it, you’d open an account with her (ANNE HATHAWAY) if she looked like a nutty fresh turd covered in vomit and gorilla pubes or in other words Paris Hilton.
    Sadly you can’t open a joint account with Paris herself because then you’d get aids and die. And what good would “your”, I mean her, money be then. Aside from writing a will pre-account joinage stating you want to be buried at sea in a new speedboat (meaning Kim and Kourtney Kardashian would have to be hoisted onto your boat with an industrial crane so it would sink to depths of the ocean).
    Still it’s not worth it, Paris is crazy rich and a speedboat burial is pretty cool especially if there are some hot mermaids lurking around who can bring you back to life, spear the boat sinking shamoos or return them to their herd and then proceed to sex you forever. Unfortunately, I hear Paris Hilton Aids is like Aids on crack times infinity (not sure what that means exactly but it’s BAD, basically your pecker would look like a hot dog that’s been microwaved for an hour on high) and with a shriveled, peeling, crusty, used to be penis it’s impossible to look cool on a speedboat, just ask Hugh Hefner.
    So basically the moral is don’t get a joint checking account with a raging, filthy, diseased, superwhore. On that note RIP Samantha Ronson, RIP(BECAUSE SAMANTHA RONSON OPENED ACTUALLY DID OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH A DISEASED WHORE CALLED LINDSAY LOHAN).

    Try to keep up, dumbass.

  38. This one looks like a different person every time I see her. Some days she looks absolutely stunning. Breath taking. And other days…. Way out of proportion.

  39. stylist

    #40. It’s because she is one of the few people who looks better with weight on her. Her facial features are so big that she needs a full face to balance them, but she doesn’t have a big face to begin with so when she gets skinny her features look like they are talking over her face and also her boobs look best when she is fuller, they get a litle saggy when she gets skinny.

    She has admitted to eating disorders so she ‘s not naturally thin and it shows, again very few people look best with more weight on, but she needs to gain back 15 to 20 to stop her face from looking so mousy and freakish. Just check out her older movies she looks way better.

    Also I think she has a new makeup artist who is bringing out her features too much when really they need to be downplayed, the girl does not need anyone to make her eyes and mouth look bigger and short hair is meant to draw attention to your features, which again is bad since hers are huge. She basically looks like the reflection of a hot person in a clown mirror.

    REMEDY: Grow out the hair, wear subtle amounts of makeup in gentle colors and put a little weight back and make sure to work out to stay toned.

    And what idiot thinks her skin is gross it’s flawless and beautifully creamy, better than nasty fake and bake and spray tans.

  40. bozo's cousin firemarshal bill

    Lord, her freakin’ mouth & eyes are way to big for her face. Nothing a bag wouldn’t fix. She can use a shamWow! to clean up the mess.

  41. Sushi

    OK…. she is NOOOOOOT attractive! She is slightly below average.

    Come on man, I wouldnt even give her a 2nd look in a night club after a few drinks!

  42. morningwood

    Her face is a mix of Julia Roberts, Liza Minelli & (in live action b/c you can’t tell from pics) Toni Collette. Not good. Julie Roberts could pass off as “ok” with that freakishly huge mouth when she was younger also but just wait until this chick gets a bit older. It’s already starting.

  43. You’re planning to go BANKRUPT?
    MEET HER, folks!!

  44. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Holy shit! I bet that fucking set of teeth could bite a coconut in half!!!

  45. She looks Awesome !!!

    XOXO !!

  46. I have been trying to tell yall that this girl is very attractive, and this is coming from a woman. Her big cuddly eyes mixed with the full lips is just very unique to everyone in my opinion. In SueMe’s opinon…she’s a natural and unique beauty.

  47. Tim

    Anne Hathaway has a timeless beauty about her. It would not matter one whit what she wears. She still exudes class and verve in my book.

  48. Sangria

    Eh, her mouth still reminds me of a piranha.
    Aside from her mouth she’s pretty attractive.

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