I don’t say this very often, but Anne Hathaway looks remarkably good in these shots from the Creative Coalition Inaugural Ball last night. How good, you ask? So good I’d open a joint checking account with her. That’s right, folks, I’m talking about love over here. And possibly a speedboat. Mostly speedboat.
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b | January 21, 2009 at 4:46 pm
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shananananai | January 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm
her teeth are just humongous
2ND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OnlyGayEskimo | January 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm
I wish she would put a bra on – she has so much chest and so little boob, and the little boob she does have is hanging around her waist. Cry.
izz | January 21, 2009 at 4:49 pm
pretty boobs
p0nk | January 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
her mouth is large enough for the RichPort manaconda.
book | January 21, 2009 at 4:56 pm
jeesus she’s hot. like hot enough to watch that movie “Havoc” just to see her tits.
Right Fury | January 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I would totally hit that. She was hott in get smart.
It's Me Fuckers | January 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm
LOVE the color of her dress! It looks great on her. *I took my nice pills today*
meee | January 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
something about her eyebrows bugs the shit out of me. i think it’s because they’re the same width all the way across.
Mr. Future | January 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Some day in the not too distant future that bizarre yet amazingly erotic face is going to become just bizarre.
Ten years beyond that, those amazing bosoms are going to become some plastic surgeon’s annual bonus as he tries to keep them from sagging.
Right now, however, there’s nobody I’d rather have tied to a bed more than this woman…
CaptainInsano | January 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm
And perhaps and motorboat?
Seriously though, her skinny-ness is starting to take away from her boobs. They’re shrinking. Shrinking! Oh, what a world!
lisa | January 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I really want to think she is beautiful, but i just find her extremly unattarctive and annoying.
Ted Mosby | January 21, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Definitely hittable.
Can’t wait for those “pictures” her ex took of her get leaked.
b | January 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm
She needs to keep that stupid huge mouth shut about politics.
Megabyte | January 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I’m pretty sure that Anne Hathaway normally looks like Tim Curry.
Xena | January 21, 2009 at 5:20 pm
How much is this fugly bitch paying out to have blogs try to ram her down our throats?
Your_a_snooty_booty | January 21, 2009 at 5:22 pm
TO #6
She shows them off in that brock back mountain, VERY NICE TATAS…rewinded that scene a couple times…yup! nice
Richael Neet | January 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
She does look stunting. :)
Nice post, btw…
morga | January 21, 2009 at 5:26 pm
so hot…..
Richael | January 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Nice photos
Parker | January 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
The bigger her mouth is the louder she can moan in pleasure while I work my way into her tight little ass. I can almost feel it now, lovingly squeezing my….
“Wow that feels good.”
“What does?”
“The way you’re squeezing my weiner in your butt.”
“I like it too. I love anal sex, you know.”
“I do know. It’s in the news like all the time.”
“Oh yeah. F**k me harder. Who are you anyway?”
“Nobody you know. Your ass feels like two downy pillows”
“Oh thanks. But when you’re done don’t wipe yourself off with my dress.
“Some people are just so rude. Oh yeah. I’m gonna **** in your ass.”
“I know, I really hate when people do that.”
“You hate it when they **** in your ass?”
“No, I hate when they wipe themselves on my dress after.”
“Ok that makes more sense. Ahhh…there we go. Nice **** in your sweet ass.”
“Oh y…hey, what are you doing?”
“Wiping the **** off my ****, dummy.”
“I said DON’T wipe it on my dress!”
“Whoops. What a mess. Too late now, Annie.”
“Oh crap!”
“Yeah but a good drycleaner can get that out.”
“You are so rude!”
“You have big teeth.”
“I hate you!”
“My **** is getting hard again.”
“Well my dress is already ruined so let’s do it again.”
Harry | January 21, 2009 at 5:38 pm
You’re a douche, fish. This girl is gorgeous. Great body. Great TAL (tits, ass, legs).
Hamburgler007 | January 21, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I see her conversion into a clown is well underway.
doogleberg | January 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm
She looks good, huh…
Go to YouTube and watch the “Black Hole Sun” video by Soundgarden.
Still think she’s hot?
Kaiser | January 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Pass me a carrot and a saddle. This girl needs a ride!
Blah | January 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Her face always reminds me of a llama. Its like you look at her and almost think she’s pretty …but then you look a little closer & see that she’s pretty goofy looking instead; her face is unsymmetrical & sort of “droopy” looking. Its too bad because it seems she just missed being gorgeous and ended up goofy instead.
combustion8 | January 21, 2009 at 6:20 pm
send in the clowns.
wet newspaper | January 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I just don’t like her. There’s something about her face, something equine-like. I think the 1800′s might have suited her better.
mae | January 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
no sorry, she’s got fug skin and hideous features. and she looks like a total bitch.
meee | January 21, 2009 at 6:44 pm
wow 21….get a hobby. preferrably one not involving this message board.
scabbeus | January 21, 2009 at 6:50 pm
This chick looks like a clown. She is soft, sloppy and quite stupid.
BTW, Anne have you gotten over having a repulsive, con-man criminal hammer every one of your orifices? You are an unclean woman!
ceme | January 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm
#21 you are seriously THE most disgusting individual ever. Gross
Trizfay | January 21, 2009 at 7:27 pm
She looks like the god damned joker you fool
pirate hooker | January 21, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Of course you’d open a joint account with her, she rich as fuck and, as we have all learnt, pretty dumb when it comes to money, stealing and lying so you could make out like a bandit. Admit it, you’d open an account with her if she looked like a nutty fresh turd covered in vomit and gorilla pubes or in other words Paris Hilton.
Sadly you can’t open a joint account with Paris herself because then you’d get aids and die. And what good would “your”, I mean her, money be then. Aside from writing a will pre-account joinage stating you want to be buried at sea in a new speedboat (meaning Kim and Kourtney Kardashian would have to be hoisted onto your boat with an industrial crane so it would sink to depths of the ocean).
Still it’s not worth it, Paris is crazy rich and a speedboat burial is pretty cool especially if there are some hot mermaids lurking around who can bring you back to life, spear the boat sinking shamoos or return them to their herd and then proceed to sex you forever. Unfortunately, I hear Paris Hilton Aids is like Aids on crack times infinity (not sure what that means exactly but it’s BAD, basically your pecker would look like a hot dog that’s been microwaved for an hour on high) and with a shriveled, peeling, crusty, used to be penis it’s impossible to look cool on a speedboat, just ask Hugh Hefner.
So basically the moral is don’t get a joint checking account with a raging, filthy, diseased, superwhore. On that note RIP Samantha Ronson, RIP.
Miss Brown Eyes | January 21, 2009 at 7:59 pm
What a horses’ arse of a face… and that mouth is one on a fluffer for a porn movie could love…
Miss Brown Eyes | January 21, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Her face looks like a horse’s arse and only a realtor who specializes in double-wide trailers could appreciate the vast gape of that mouth
Just_As_it_Is | January 21, 2009 at 8:05 pm
#34 What an idiot… posting in the wrong thread hahaha!
Anyway, It’s not that Anne is ugly. Let’s just say… she’s… special.
Still, I’d date her, marry her and make sweet love to her every single night.
pirate hooker | January 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm
#37. You are the dumbest fucking person on the planet. Read Fish’s comments before you make an ASS of yourself.
HE WROTE:
“I don’t say this very often, but Anne Hathaway looks remarkably good in these shots from the Creative Coalition Inaugural Ball last night. How good, you ask? So good I’d open a joint checking account with her.”
And I responded with my comment which started out “Of course you’d open a joint account with her, she rich as fuck…” See that how writing a comment works you respond to the story, the picture and or Superfish’s comments.
Re-read Fish’s comments and then mine VERY VERY slowly and TRY AGAIN.
ANNE HATHAWAY is “pretty dumb when it comes to money, stealing and lying” because her fucking ex boyfriend is in jail for FRAUD and she was totally manipulated by him.
I’m still in awe, I just can’t fucking believe how stupid one person can be. Yes I referenced Samantha Ronson, but only in the end as an inside joke with readers because Samantha Ronson actually opened an account with a raging diseased whore (Lindsay Lohan).
You must be Paris or Lindsay writing this (meaning your case worker must be writing this for you). I am just baffled at your lack of reading comprehension, please seek help.
Tyler Durden | January 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Awe hooked on phonics didn’t work for # 37. Let me help you out.
“Of course you’d open a joint account with her( ANNE HATHAWAY), she rich as fuck and, as we have all learnt, pretty dumb when it comes to money, stealing and lying ( JUST ASK HER EX RAFFAELLO FIOLLIERI ) so you could make out like a bandit. Admit it, you’d open an account with her (ANNE HATHAWAY) if she looked like a nutty fresh turd covered in vomit and gorilla pubes or in other words Paris Hilton.
Sadly you can’t open a joint account with Paris herself because then you’d get aids and die. And what good would “your”, I mean her, money be then. Aside from writing a will pre-account joinage stating you want to be buried at sea in a new speedboat (meaning Kim and Kourtney Kardashian would have to be hoisted onto your boat with an industrial crane so it would sink to depths of the ocean).
Still it’s not worth it, Paris is crazy rich and a speedboat burial is pretty cool especially if there are some hot mermaids lurking around who can bring you back to life, spear the boat sinking shamoos or return them to their herd and then proceed to sex you forever. Unfortunately, I hear Paris Hilton Aids is like Aids on crack times infinity (not sure what that means exactly but it’s BAD, basically your pecker would look like a hot dog that’s been microwaved for an hour on high) and with a shriveled, peeling, crusty, used to be penis it’s impossible to look cool on a speedboat, just ask Hugh Hefner.
So basically the moral is don’t get a joint checking account with a raging, filthy, diseased, superwhore. On that note RIP Samantha Ronson, RIP(BECAUSE SAMANTHA RONSON OPENED ACTUALLY DID OPEN AN ACCOUNT WITH A DISEASED WHORE CALLED LINDSAY LOHAN).
Try to keep up, dumbass.
TW Jackson | January 21, 2009 at 8:30 pm
This one looks like a different person every time I see her. Some days she looks absolutely stunning. Breath taking. And other days…. Way out of proportion.
stylist | January 21, 2009 at 8:42 pm
#40. It’s because she is one of the few people who looks better with weight on her. Her facial features are so big that she needs a full face to balance them, but she doesn’t have a big face to begin with so when she gets skinny her features look like they are talking over her face and also her boobs look best when she is fuller, they get a litle saggy when she gets skinny.
She has admitted to eating disorders so she ‘s not naturally thin and it shows, again very few people look best with more weight on, but she needs to gain back 15 to 20 to stop her face from looking so mousy and freakish. Just check out her older movies she looks way better.
Also I think she has a new makeup artist who is bringing out her features too much when really they need to be downplayed, the girl does not need anyone to make her eyes and mouth look bigger and short hair is meant to draw attention to your features, which again is bad since hers are huge. She basically looks like the reflection of a hot person in a clown mirror.
REMEDY: Grow out the hair, wear subtle amounts of makeup in gentle colors and put a little weight back and make sure to work out to stay toned.
And what idiot thinks her skin is gross it’s flawless and beautifully creamy, better than nasty fake and bake and spray tans.
bozo's cousin firemarshal bill | January 21, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Lord, her freakin’ mouth & eyes are way to big for her face. Nothing a bag wouldn’t fix. She can use a shamWow! to clean up the mess.
Sushi | January 21, 2009 at 9:46 pm
OK…. she is NOOOOOOT attractive! She is slightly below average.
Come on man, I wouldnt even give her a 2nd look in a night club after a few drinks!
morningwood | January 21, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Her face is a mix of Julia Roberts, Liza Minelli & (in live action b/c you can’t tell from pics) Toni Collette. Not good. Julie Roberts could pass off as “ok” with that freakishly huge mouth when she was younger also but just wait until this chick gets a bit older. It’s already starting.
gerard Vandenberg | January 21, 2009 at 10:14 pm
You’re planning to go BANKRUPT?
MEET HER, folks!!
1moreidiotintheworld | January 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Holy shit! I bet that fucking set of teeth could bite a coconut in half!!!
Rational Rick | January 22, 2009 at 1:39 am
She looks Awesome !!!
XOXO !!
SueMe | January 22, 2009 at 2:54 am
I have been trying to tell yall that this girl is very attractive, and this is coming from a woman. Her big cuddly eyes mixed with the full lips is just very unique to everyone in my opinion. In SueMe’s opinon…she’s a natural and unique beauty.
Tim | January 22, 2009 at 3:02 am
Anne Hathaway has a timeless beauty about her. It would not matter one whit what she wears. She still exudes class and verve in my book.
Sangria | January 22, 2009 at 7:46 am
Eh, her mouth still reminds me of a piranha.
Aside from her mouth she’s pretty attractive.