Anne Hathaway Was Allowed Near Scissors! SH-T YOURSELF!

Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — I can take it or leave it.

On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. How do you even predict something like that? Do they hire style editors straight out of MIT? Because I was plucked from an Applebee’s which should probably put a lot of things in perspective. *tries to write HTML code for hamburger*

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