Anne Hathaway Was Allowed Near Scissors! SH-T YOURSELF!

August 31st, 2010 // 61 Comments

Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — I can take it or leave it.

On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. How do you even predict something like that? Do they hire style editors straight out of MIT? Because I was plucked from an Applebee’s which should probably put a lot of things in perspective. *tries to write HTML code for hamburger*

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Comments (61)

  1. Taz | August 31, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Still sexy

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    • A REAL Man | August 31, 2010 at 7:44 pm

      This proves just how many females read this site. Anyone that says she looks good has a va jay jay.

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      • Taz | August 31, 2010 at 9:50 pm

        I am a man and would fuck the shit out of this girl.

    • Jebby | August 31, 2010 at 10:22 pm

      I am Also a Guy and she looks Freaking CUTE!!
      I love her with this hair OMG she looks adorable, I would totally do her as well, Wow she looks so pretty I want to kiss her

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      • playa | September 1, 2010 at 12:12 am

        ::cough:: gay ::cough::

    • cowbulls | September 2, 2010 at 1:35 am

      I’m damn sure I’m a man and I would climb into ever hole in her body and only stop to concentrate on those luscious real breasts. The fact that she enjoys anal would be an added bonus.

      Reply
    • Dr. Mario | September 3, 2010 at 8:47 am

      I frequent egotastic more than this site and I will say that she is still a top 10 for me.

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  2. DragonKatt | August 31, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    This haircut looks fantastic! It is super cute and elegant. I adore it.

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    • quake | August 31, 2010 at 3:01 pm

      pedo

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      • Jake | August 31, 2010 at 3:49 pm

        Listen up ladies – a woman should never cut her hair.

        The only people who like short hair on a woman are other women.

    • Annabel | August 31, 2010 at 4:50 pm

      I have to agree with Jake.

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      • Bill | September 1, 2010 at 2:45 pm

        So why did they put a picture of Wesley Crusher in a dress up there?

  3. Richard McBeef | August 31, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Still ugly

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  4. Rough, chewing on back fat | August 31, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Ann is so pink.

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  5. Internet | August 31, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT handbag.

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    • Richard McBeef | August 31, 2010 at 3:00 pm

      your girlfriend has the exact same strain of HIV that i do. WEIRD!?!?!

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      • Internet | August 31, 2010 at 3:17 pm

        Stop watching Tosh.0

      • Richard McBeef | August 31, 2010 at 4:23 pm

        what the fuck is tosho?

  6. Aja | August 31, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Ick! I HATE it!

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  7. Minerva | August 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Boy did she pot on alot weight

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    • On/Off | August 31, 2010 at 3:07 pm

      Final Fantasy or Roman Goddess?

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  8. better | August 31, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    hey Fish, there are better “things” to post

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/31/salma-hayek-breast-top-madeo/

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    • Vito | August 31, 2010 at 9:17 pm

      Woo Hoo…cleavage. *Yawn*

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  9. dudeatdudedotdude | August 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    hate the haircut but it could work if she were wearing something short and 60s

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    • Stephie | August 31, 2010 at 3:47 pm

      that’s it, let your closet fag out

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      • dudeatdudedotdude | August 31, 2010 at 4:16 pm

        :-) lol nah i did like the 60s before the bra burning and women not shaving their legs etc

      • dudeatdudedotdude | August 31, 2010 at 4:32 pm

        nvm ur right.. it sounded very michael kors. DAMmit

  10. I'd bang it | August 31, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    alot easier to grab those ears now as she’s slurping my pole

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  11. dude | August 31, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    The SW used to be funny.

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  12. MrsEllis | August 31, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    My male friend once told me that girls should never cut their hair short. It never looks good.

    I guess I think it’s cute as long as the girl is super gamine and slim. Which Anne Hathaway is not…

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    • Jake | August 31, 2010 at 3:51 pm

      Your friend speaks the truth.

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  13. rebekah | August 31, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    ’tis a wig

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    • Oveta | August 31, 2010 at 4:17 pm

      word. it’s a wig.

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      • lizzie | August 31, 2010 at 6:26 pm

        yep. her confirmed it’s a wig.

      • lizzie | August 31, 2010 at 6:27 pm

        oops, that was supposed to say “her rep confirmed it’s a wig”

  14. Stan | August 31, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Oh no! First Emma Watson now Anne Hathaway. Two of the prettiest girls in Hollywood just ruined their hair. I hate these short boy-cuts.

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  15. Baby Gurl | August 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    She was never even close to attractive in the 1st place…this just made it a million times worse.

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  16. Rocky's Bullwinkle | August 31, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Short hair is fine so long as the boobs stay big.

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  17. XFX | August 31, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Now she just looks plain.

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  18. Douchariffic | August 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Yeah, no one allowed her near scissors. It’s a wig. Looks great on her though.

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  19. Turd Ferguson | August 31, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    Its for a role, she still looks hot.

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  20. mts | August 31, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    wow, she looks great

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  21. Chagall | August 31, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Simply gorgeous.

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  22. blah | August 31, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    If women shouldn’t have short hair [btw she looks adorable], then PLEASE for the love of god, don’t let men grow their hair out past their chin. Barf, long hair on a dude… gross. Oh… and pony tails on guys… hurl.

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    • lizzie | August 31, 2010 at 6:27 pm

      gotta agree on nasty long hair on men. dudes look disgusting like that!

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    • lux | August 31, 2010 at 8:13 pm

      I once saw two men with long braided ponytails at dinner together staring into each others’ eyes.

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  23. Vito | August 31, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think she’s got a bangin’ body. Great tits, round ass. Cocksucker lips. Her hair will grow back — if she wants it to. Meanwhile, if she were my old lady I’d show her off everywhere I went.

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  24. Minerva Smelibut | August 31, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    better than bald I always say

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  25. Freebie | August 31, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    She is a lovely young lady. You never read about her getting arrested for possession, being publicly drunk, going to jail (just her ex boyfriend), flashing her body or being disorderly. She’s a role model for young women everywhere.

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  26. Ari Ola | August 31, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Simply gorgeous and comes with a bonus. This means the next time she pops her top, we get uninterrupted views of her gorgeous breasts and stunning nipples!!!

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  27. captain america | August 31, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    good god, HER SICKMAKING SMILE IS GONE.
    (she also changed her big teeth?)

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  28. grazer | September 1, 2010 at 6:13 am

    I have a hetro cock and she looks stunning!

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  29. Lovemypubichairthick | September 1, 2010 at 7:52 am

    I can see that big dark bush between those silky legs.

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  30. Hilarious | September 1, 2010 at 9:02 am

    I would turn her anus into mush.

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  31. :-) | September 1, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    It’s a wig. She didn’t cut her hair.

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  32. jenna | September 1, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    PER HER REP, IT’S JUST A WIG FOR THE PART SHE IS PLAYING.

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  33. Just A Thought | September 2, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    She can’t act. The haircut is for what exactly? The dress is 20 years old in fashion, think bridesmaid. The whole look resembles a man trying to look like his grandmother. Anne Hathaway just sucks, period. She must be paid peanuts for anyone to write she is the second paid highest actor. I think she sucks in everything she does. One note Hathaway. She looks like a boy, even with long hair.

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  34. MyOp | September 5, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    It’s been confirmed as a wig.

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  35. ethan | October 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    I was so disappointed whn I got through the comments to find it was a wig!
    canvas picture

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