Anne Hathaway Was Allowed Near Scissors! SH-T YOURSELF!

August 31st, 2010 // 86 Comments

Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — I can take it or leave it.

On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. How do you even predict something like that? Do they hire style editors straight out of MIT? Because I was plucked from an Applebee’s which should probably put a lot of things in perspective. *tries to write HTML code for hamburger*

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Taz

    Still sexy

    • A REAL Man

      This proves just how many females read this site. Anyone that says she looks good has a va jay jay.

    • Jebby

      I am Also a Guy and she looks Freaking CUTE!!
      I love her with this hair OMG she looks adorable, I would totally do her as well, Wow she looks so pretty I want to kiss her

    • cowbulls

      I’m damn sure I’m a man and I would climb into ever hole in her body and only stop to concentrate on those luscious real breasts. The fact that she enjoys anal would be an added bonus.

    • Dr. Mario

      I frequent egotastic more than this site and I will say that she is still a top 10 for me.

  2. This haircut looks fantastic! It is super cute and elegant. I adore it.

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    danny
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s an improvement. Now if she could just find a chin somewhere.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Still ugly

  5. Rough, chewing on back fat

    Ann is so pink.

  6. Anne Hathaway
    quake
    Commented on this photo:

    Fact: When girls cut their hair so they look like a seven year old boy it means they’re trying to piss off their boyfriend or spouse.. possibly even enough to force them into a break up.

    Who is she dating?

    • Hugh Gentry

      it means her boyfriend is a pedo and likes little boys.

    • deadbarbie

      #1> “quake”- you are 1,000% correct, correct, corrrrrectamundo!
      But you’re forgetting fact # 2!!

      Girls this age, and especially at Anne’s very maluable age, her torments of “Fat, fat, fat fat fat fat jiggle-thigh Heffer!”
      (like the new 90201 girls are just such beautiful xanax/lithium stick figures- so early/mid-90′s…ha!)

      ….yet she ignores, is mature but we can all see the angst on her poor face “If they only knew what awsome tits I’ve got! wah.”-

      Fact #2. THIS SPECIFIC HAIRCUT is for young women to give the illusion of being THINNER. Y’know. Stephen King, Thinner? Anyone?

      It thins out the neck, as aforementioned mentioned, takes a whole lot of maintainence as the back of this cut has lots of thin-scissored frays and layers…..but for a mildly very thin pear shaped (kinda like me) beautiful girl- I give 2 thumbs down- sorry girl, I loved you in your blockbusters, but honey, that HAIR IS A Blockbuster! As in “Hey Lady! your fuckin hair is blockin the movie dammit! “. I’m funny, I know.

      Next time I see you I expect to see a parrot on your shoulder, the whole shebang on that head slicked back Mike Patton style with an entire bottle of gel NO MOUSSE! and the Italian mustache finger tattoo. Be yoself

      I’ve said my piece, now onto more important things. Like mocking others to make myself feel better. :D

      Hire me Mr. Superficial.

      signed on a very annoying Friday afternoon, to take my mind off reality,

      dead barbie.

  7. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT handbag.

  8. Aja

    Ick! I HATE it!

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    meat
    Commented on this photo:

    DYKE TIME!!! Is this bitch goin’ lez?

  10. Minerva

    Boy did she pot on alot weight

  11. better

    hey Fish, there are better “things” to post

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/31/salma-hayek-breast-top-madeo/

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    josh
    Commented on this photo:

    Hotter than your average mum.

  13. hate the haircut but it could work if she were wearing something short and 60s

  14. I'd bang it

    alot easier to grab those ears now as she’s slurping my pole

  15. Anne Hathaway
    Commented on this photo:

    Anne Hathaway as the Joker… I would love to “get a load of that”.

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    deadbarbie
    Commented on this photo:

    I guarantee soon were going to see a tiny teensy weensy cutsie pixie tattoo that wont omg! hurt too much!
    a wittle rose on her wrist? her sign on the back of her neck?
    i betcha betcha betcha!

    as far as mop on the head? man, I could use some kitchen floor cleaning anne..

  17. dude

    The SW used to be funny.

  18. MrsEllis

    My male friend once told me that girls should never cut their hair short. It never looks good.

    I guess I think it’s cute as long as the girl is super gamine and slim. Which Anne Hathaway is not…

  19. rebekah

    ’tis a wig

  20. Stan

    Oh no! First Emma Watson now Anne Hathaway. Two of the prettiest girls in Hollywood just ruined their hair. I hate these short boy-cuts.

  21. Baby Gurl

    She was never even close to attractive in the 1st place…this just made it a million times worse.

  22. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Short hair is fine so long as the boobs stay big.

  23. XFX

    Now she just looks plain.

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks good.

  25. Douchariffic

    Yeah, no one allowed her near scissors. It’s a wig. Looks great on her though.

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    Vishnu
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is it I’m trying to say she looks like? It’s right on the tip of my tongue. I don’t think it’s the wife from 8 1/2, nor Amelia Fletcher. Something about those lips. She is still Anne Hathaway, of course, but she looks sad in a very cute way in the front picture.

  27. Turd Ferguson

    Its for a role, she still looks hot.

  28. mts

    wow, she looks great

  29. Chagall

    Simply gorgeous.

  30. blah

    If women shouldn’t have short hair [btw she looks adorable], then PLEASE for the love of god, don’t let men grow their hair out past their chin. Barf, long hair on a dude… gross. Oh… and pony tails on guys… hurl.

  31. Anne Hathaway
    Commented on this photo:

    I love it! What a classic, pretty look. I am taking these pics. to my hair dresser and getting this cut!

  32. Vito

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think she’s got a bangin’ body. Great tits, round ass. Cocksucker lips. Her hair will grow back — if she wants it to. Meanwhile, if she were my old lady I’d show her off everywhere I went.

  33. Minerva Smelibut

    better than bald I always say

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    Rick's Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  35. Freebie

    She is a lovely young lady. You never read about her getting arrested for possession, being publicly drunk, going to jail (just her ex boyfriend), flashing her body or being disorderly. She’s a role model for young women everywhere.

  36. Ari Ola

    Simply gorgeous and comes with a bonus. This means the next time she pops her top, we get uninterrupted views of her gorgeous breasts and stunning nipples!!!

  37. captain america

    good god, HER SICKMAKING SMILE IS GONE.
    (she also changed her big teeth?)

  38. grazer

    I have a hetro cock and she looks stunning!

  39. Lovemypubichairthick

    I can see that big dark bush between those silky legs.

  40. Hilarious

    I would turn her anus into mush.

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    IM OLD GREEEG
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks good you morons. Better then before actually.

  42. :-)

    It’s a wig. She didn’t cut her hair.

  43. jenna

    PER HER REP, IT’S JUST A WIG FOR THE PART SHE IS PLAYING.

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    Pam
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree with kimberlaykay – you have to have the right looks and bone structure to wear this type of cut and look great. Not everyone can do that. I wish I had her looks. I think she’s gorgeous. She reminds me of another beauty – Audrey Hepburn.

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    mk
    Commented on this photo:

    She is still beauty-full……lovely feminine neck/ face….short hair suits attractive women…

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    Kate
    Commented on this photo:

    Frist of all… women love short hair! That’s why we cut it short. Secondly, if men don’t care for short hair then tough. When will women stop making their body/hair decisions based on what some guy likes or dislikes? Grow balls girls! If you’re happy how you look, that all that matters. I read elsewhere it’s a wig…however, I love Anne’s hair short. It’s super cute on her.

  47. Just A Thought

    She can’t act. The haircut is for what exactly? The dress is 20 years old in fashion, think bridesmaid. The whole look resembles a man trying to look like his grandmother. Anne Hathaway just sucks, period. She must be paid peanuts for anyone to write she is the second paid highest actor. I think she sucks in everything she does. One note Hathaway. She looks like a boy, even with long hair.

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    Mal
    Commented on this photo:

    Though I usually prefer longer hair, I think she looks incredible sexy and classy.

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    Kepola
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave her alone. She is a beautiful woman and great at her craft. And for those of you who used foul language, you should have your mouths washed out with soap. Do you mothers know you use those words in reference to beautiful women? And i HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING YOU EAT WITH THOSE MOUTHS!

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    Denise
    Commented on this photo:

    I never realized how ugly her face was until this hair cut or wig. Not a good look for her at all.

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