Anne Hathaway Won’t Stop Talking About Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

December 12th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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HER: And then, I got out of the car, and you could see my vagina. And everyone was like taking pictures of it, but I didn’t want them to take pictures of it because it’s my vagina…
HIM: Are those the new Versace loafers? Goddamn…

Like most people, I’ll never forget where I was the day Anne Hathaway‘s vagina graced the Internet, and apparently neither will she because it’s all she’s talked about since even though there’s an entire cottage industry of people showing their noonerholes online. It practically fuels this whole thing. Anyway, here are her reactions that run the gamut of “oh, well, what are you gonna do?” to moral outrage to “eh, might as well use it to sell tickets.” (I bought two, so please tell me this movie isn’t a musical about 19th century France or some stupid bullshit. *checks IMDB* Dammit!)

Via Page Six, approximately 16 hours after Vagina Ground Zero:

“I found out [about the pictures] just as I came in,” she was overheard saying to sympathetic guests at a Four Seasons restaurant luncheon for the film yesterday. “And I just thought, ‘OK, where’s the comedy?’ ” She added, “It has hit. It has landed. A bomb has gone off. I think what I am going to do is whatever my next appearance is . . . I’m going to step out of the car in a blanket. You’ve got to laugh at it.”

Via NY Daily News, as vagina fever sets in:

I was getting out of the car and my dress was so tight that I didn’t realize it until I saw all the photographers’ flashes,” she told Vanity Fair writer Ingrid Sischy.
“It was devastating. They saw everything. I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.”

And finally this morning on TODAY where Anne Hathaway was more vagina than woman now, twisted and evil:

“It was obviously an unfortunate incident,” she said. “It kind of made me sad on two accounts. One was that I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it, and do the decent thing, sells it. And I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants [Ed. Note: She reads the site. I knew it! - SW], which brings us back to ‘Les Mis,’ that’s what my character is, she is someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there’s no social safety net.”

If it makes Anne Hathaway feel any better, I live in America which also has a pretty shitty social safety net, but now thanks to her vagina, I’m able to afford gifts for my loved ones. So in a way it’s like her genitals saved Christmas and without anybody seeing her labia. Isn’t that what the holidays are all about? (The answer to that question is, no, by the way, because a vagina without labia is like a duck without a bill and not because I’d still have sex with either of those at the drop of a hat. Completely unrelated.)

Photos: INFdaily, WENN

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  1. karlito

    i saw the unedited pictures on Egotastic but not much to see. is that her pubic hair shaved into a thin line or is her clit hood up that high??

  2. achilles wrath

    There was really nothing to see, she’s talking about it like it’s the apocalypse!

  3. Cock Dr

    The excitement and/or trauma of actually glimpsing Ms Hathaway’s landing strip continues to reverberate throughout the internet.

  4. Realist

    too bad they could stop the cunt from talking as well…

  5. I don’t think anyone besides her even cared about this. Maybe she should wear undies next time… Duh, Anne!

  6. The woman whose career high last year was being naked in a movie with Jack Gyllenhaal is now decrying an industry in which sex is a commodity. She knows she’s an actress, right? No one is tricking her into believing she’s a scientist?

    • Or even Jake Gyllenhaal. You’d think I would have typed Maggie by mistake on that one.

      • It’s pretty much socially required that she display some sort of moral outrage. Had she simply said, “Hope you liked the beaver shot…” well, that would have been even worse. I don’t really believe she minds showing her goodies under the right circumstances, and I — for one — don’t mind looking at them.

      • Schmidtler

        If she had responded with ‘How’d y’all like the beaver shot?’, I for one would have been a lifelong fan of hers for just having the balls to say that.

    • I thought her career high before this year was her Oscar-nominated performance for Rachel Getting Married. Or maybe starring in The Devil Wears Prada, which made a ton of money.

      Oh right, I forgot—on The Superficial, we only judge an actress’s career by her nude scenes.

      (P.S. Anne Hathaway’s a near-certainty for another Oscar nomination for Les Miz.)

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m beginning to think she went to her stylist and requested the weirdest dresses available for these red carpet scenes.
    The Aussie as always looks gay fabulous.

  8. Anon

    She could just wear underwear?

  9. Sheppy

    To her credit, she has a very lovely looking vagina.
    …In contrast to my GF, who’s looks like a packet of wire wool :/

  10. “I might as well have lifted up my skirt for them.”

    “You are absolutely right, Anne, and if you can lift your skirt three complete times within 30 seconds…Johnny, tell her what she will win…”

    “It’s a new CAR!…”

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    “Not working, Annie. We’re all imagining that vertical Hitler mustache anyway.”

  12. Drundel

    Uh… wear a thong maybe?

  13. Dick Hell

    “Noonerhole” is a nice turn of phrase. Well done, Mr. Fish.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Gosh Anne, if it makes you feel better, I would not pay you for sex.

  15. Andre 2000 b.C.

    What about wearing underwear? Have you heard about underwear, Annie?

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Anne just went to wrong event – she thought it was the premiere of “The Hair Bit”.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Anne just went to wrong event – she thought it was the premiere of “The Hair of Pi”.

  18. Are they still talking about this? I forgot about it already. Wait, she only just realized that sex is a commodity in this society? What world was she living in before this? Did she think the papparazi were going to be like “Excuse me, Ms. Hathaway. I do declare your vagina is showing. Please cover yourself so we may continue taking your picture.” Lol, you ain’t special.

    Come on, Anne. I thought you were smarter than that. The most you should’ve said about that was, “Well, that happened.” You took the risk of not wearing underwear with a dress like that and paid the price. Tough shit. You’re not the first person this happened to, you ain’t gonna to be the last.

  19. just me

    Why don’t these actresses just put on some underwear???? I will never understand what goes through their minds. Why would you even risk it?

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    Butch
    Commented on this photo:

    That is fucking terrifying.

  21. EricLr

    ….or, you could just wear panties next time.

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    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she was better cut out to play The Joker than Catwoman.

  23. TheListener

    Here’s an idea, Anne. WEAR PANTIES IN PUBLIC. She was probably concerned about having a visible panty line.
    Better a visible panty line than walk around in public in a dress or a skirt with no panties and accidentally flashing everyone your vajingo.

  24. Sheppy

    To be fair she’s never been in that situation, so how could have she known that as soon as the car door opens, there’d be a pack of paps lying in the gutter waiting to take up skirt shots.

    • Never been in what situation, exactly? Having to get out of a car wearing a tight dress? Attending a premiere? Having the paps take her picture? Oh, I forgot – this is her very first film, ever, and she has no idea what goes on because she’s also blind as well as naive. To be fair, as you say, she was completely unknown to the paps before they were either bribed or threatened at gunpoint to take her picture, so the fact that they were lurking in plain sight outside the car could only mean they were there for someone else. Silly us,

  25. Roger Ebert

    She’s been extra-insufferable while promoting this movie because of the political context and her mom-prostitute character; just one example: “There’s someone like her a block from us right now. And that should be to our collective mutual outrage and shame.” At least she has honored the “shut up and show us your pussy” reaction.

  26. CK

    At least her vag wasn’t as gaping as that mouth of hers..

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    They had sex

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    Fuck covering up your vagina, cover up that nasty spine…..can you sing EWWWW

  29. KC

    If you aren’t going to wear panties then you take on the responsibility to make sure that your dress covers everything at all times. If you don’t want to do that then just wear some underwear.

    She took the risk that this would happen, now she needs to shut the hell up about it because it’s her own fault.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gosh Hugh, I wish my eyes, nose and mouth were as proportionate to the size of my head as yours are!”

  31. anonym

    I don’t mind her vagina at all.
    I would prefer that she wears no underwear.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    she is creepy and gets creepier by the day

  33. Adam Frawley

    Miserable Lesbians?

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    What’s all over his suit?

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    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo needs more vagina

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    There is a lot of eye fucking going on in this picture.Anne to Hugh, and Hugh to some guy in the audience.

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    Hugh is showing Anne how he picks up men at a public urinal.

  38. Guest

    Large clitoral hood, huh? That definitely ain’t no Barbie cuca.

  39. HCS

    Something about this woman is very strange. I used to love her during her “Princess Diaries” days but now I can’t stand her. The older she gets the weirder and stranger she seems to be. And no one cares about seeing her snatch. It probably smells like old lady cooch. There is nothing sexy about her, my turds have more sex appeal.

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