Anne Hathaway’s Pregnant, You Know Where This Is Headed
Because winning an Oscar didn’t make her insufferable enough, Anne Hathaway is pregnant with her first child, according to E! News. So in the spirit of medically accurate journalism, here’s where the kid will pop out thanks to some sort of baby magic I haven’t figured out yet. And that’s me being serious because isn’t this where they pee? Who even designed these things?!
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Didn’t I just post this same picture with a story about Anne Hathaway sending back eggs? And the answer is, I dunno, maybe? I honestly forget half of these after I write them. Right, old chum? *pets coffee mug full of booze* Haha! You can’t talk. Yet…
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News