Anne Hathaway is Engaged. Again.

November 28th, 2011 // 19 Comments

Anne Hathaway is reportedly engaged to Adam Shulman who you’ll be surprised to learn isn’t Scott Caan in disguise. Or is he? Us Weekly reports:

After three years together, Anne Hathaway is engaged to actor Adam Shulman, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.

“We hit it off immediately, but it took us a pretty long time to get together,” Hathaway has said. After they realized they were both single, the actress reveals that “things sped up a bit — and I think I’ll leave it at that.”
“So far, it’s worked out great,” the Dark Knight Rises actress told Harper’s Bazaar of her guy, adding that Shulman was far more “mellow” than her previous romances.

And by previous romances, Anne Hathaway means her last fiance Raffaelo Follieri who was arrested for dressing up like a Catholic priest in a massive real estate scam. So at this rate, it’s only a matter of time until we learn Adam Shulman runs a football program for underprivileged kids that heavily emphasizes personal hygiene. “Every Boy Needs a Shower,” I’m gonna guess will be their motto.

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  1. Even though her face definitely has a shelf life, I think she’s hot in that weird big eyed,big lip sort of way.

  2. stratacat

    they’ll be broken up before summer–just in time for the batman release. she’ll cite time apart due to promotion obligations.

    this chick has the crazy in her. she’s just been able to hide it well, but it will come out soon enough.

  3. Mr. Sarcastic

    I know lets all talk about gay people! yaaaaaay!

  4. forrest gump

    well folks, HE MUST HAVE DENTURES TOO.
    ……………..ask him.

  5. Frank Burns

    Anne Hathaway is poised to do for marriage what she’s about to do to the Batman franchise.

  6. Tking

    Poor man’s Ryan Gosling?

  7. stevebeagle

    she will insist that he he hits the difficult brown,,& he will oblige her..
    as he should.

  8. Terry

    Oh boy. I give that shit two years.
    And her very delicate features won’t hold up. She will definitely need to go under the knife, son. And the results won’t be pretty.

  9. EricLr

    Marrying Anne Hathaway is like signing a treaty with the white man. It’s a lie, you’re probably going to end up with a knife in your back the second some richer robber baron comes along, and all the blankets have diseases.

  10. timmy the dying boy

    He looks like a real live wire.

  11. Satan's bitch

    Don’t think for a minute that she didn’t have him thoroughly checked out. Ask her. She even knows his asshole size.

  12. Jam

    Looks like a douchier bastard child of Scott Caan and Ryan Gosling.

  13. cc

    She’d make a great PEZ dispenser.

  14. Cock Dr

    Well I hope that goes well for her. Good luck with that.

  15. Cardinal Fang

    Facial feature 1.5x size of the skull.

  16. She has early onset Black Hole Sun syndrome.

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    Nice sweater douchebag

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