Anne Hathaway Is Very White, Like A Becky Even (Am I Doing It Right?)
Because SEO rules everything around me, here’s Anne Hathaway’s tribute to Beyonce’s “Lemonade” that somehow manages to be more annoying than her speech about love in Interstellar. I’d literally almost watch that again and get slapped in the face with a giant space cock when it turns out to be the point of the whole movie. I mean, goddammit, all that awesome wormhole science and Matthew McConaughey just has to say “I love you” through a magic bookshelf? I will fucking find you, Christopher Nolan. I will find you.