“Ohmygod, Joe Manganiello’s penis just landed on my foot. MEDIC!”
Us Weekly reports Anna Paquin is having twins which is incredible because she’s been pregnant for months now and this is the first anyone’s heard of it. Including Stephen Moyer who could’ve sworn they were only having one before going to Comic-Con this weekend and seeing Alexander Skars- aw, fuck.
FUN FACT: Sam Merlotte’s wife also gave birth to twins last year. She had a hysterectomy in 2006.
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“Us Weekly reports Anna Paquin is having twins which is incredible because she’s been pregnant for months now and this is the first anyone’s heard of it.”
1. In the very link you post, Us Weekly acknowledged that it first reported this three weeks ago.
2. People actually discussed it on this very site last week.
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They will be named Butterface and Snaggletooth.
You’ll know one of the babies is a Skarsgard if two of the delivery room nurses end up pregnant too.
You know how animals call out to warn others of their group of a predator presence? This is like the same thing, only he’s the predator and he’s letting you know that now you’re pregnant just from hearing his call.
haha exact same look he always has on TB. Confused Sexy Man.
He looks like a young George Bush, except not as smart.
so if he’s gene the cook, who’s the can of vegetables? i mean manganiello and skarsgard probably both have the girth for it, but.
.. and your mom, too.
if I had a beard like that, I could pull off the denim jacket look too….
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sigh
So this guy has a confirmed case of elephantitis donkey boner, or is this just speculation ?
What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
He converted to Islam when he was in Oz.
Is this supposed to be a surprise? She’s an underweight, chain-smoking, drug-taking celebutard who only became pregnant with the help of fertility treatments. Of course she’s having more than one.
Oh good, because there isn’t nearly enough stuff about pregnancy here already.
Who cares about whatever fucking larva this ugly fucking troll will shit out of her stinking sewer of a cunt!
mm. heavenly smell of the fart.
As-Salamu Alaykum my brotha.
“Yeah, it goes up to around here when I’m feeling frisky”
Who else said i couldn’t impregnate a woman just by fucking her with my spirit penis
Ok could people stop asking if I’m happy for Anna and Alexander’s pregnancy
“Oh, I guess that’s not the baby coming out after all. False alarm.”
“Alex, get your finger out of there!”
“Oh, that’s not my finger.”
“I miss Wong. OW! What was that? Damnit Wolfie, I said Wong.” – Dect. Stabler
Why the fuck is his tongue brown?!
Someone impregnated that unfortunate-looking girl from X-men? Damn, there really is hope for us all. :)
Hey Alcide
Whatcha thinkin’ about?
Congrats to Anna and Steven. They’ll make beautiful children.
Even his penis gets its own microphone.
Fun Fact: You can’t give birth after having a hysterectomy.
Oh gee..twins..SUCH a surprise.
He’s pretending to ride the horse again isn’t he?
Pretty much…
Hysterectomy means they take out the uterus for good… so she couldn’t possibly have given birth 5 years later.
Skarsgard finds the row of fans he’s going to take back to his hotel room.
Its not fair how hot this guy is…..
He looks like Randy Travis. Get some glasses.
Excuse me, Mr. Skarsgard: what do we, the members of the audience, need to do to get your autograph?
Headbanging… You’re doing it right?
A natural beauty!
She looks like she is taking a big dump.